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His Bad

Posted by Fresh on July 11, 2008

Yung Berg felt the heat radiating from the blogsphere and has released a video of him apologizing to all the “dark butts” that he may have offended with his comments made on Shade45’s Lip Service. He does his best job to look pathetic and is almost as convincing as the hosts of 106 &Park when tragedy suddenly strikes.

Little does he know is that the damage is already done and plenty of chocolate sisters have already blacklisted [no pun] his stupid ass. YB needs to fall back and carry Ray J.’s weed until the production of Pokemon: The Movie gets cracking.

Dramatic, cunt. Over.

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The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Posted by Fresh on June 26, 2008

New York

If you can’t find anything in your heart nice to say about reality show king New York I will completely understand. To quote Jay-Z, this can’t be life. You could click here for more pictures but why would you want to?

New York New York New York New York

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Epic Fail.

Posted by Fresh on May 21, 2008

Man, I love a good kitchen ass video in the middle of the day.

Blood Raw’s street video for “Bitch So Bad” sent shivers down my spine. I haven’t seen fuckery this poignant from a member of Team Chunk since Shawty Doo Wop. Join me and the prestigious members of the C+D bocks in the comment section as we attempt to point out all the wrong shit in this video.

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5-0 Is Looking For Soulja Girl

Posted by Fresh on May 9, 2008

I’M PRESSING CHARGES! Sez AllHipHop:

Police in Atlanta’s public transportation have issued a warrant for the arrest of a young woman known as “Soulja Girl” after she was seen violently rebuking an elderly woman on a subway line.

The woman was seen screaming on the train at the elderly woman while reciting lyrics to the rapper Soulja Boy.

The woman is seen on a widely-viewed video screaming, “Yaaa, n***a, yaaa” and “I’ma beat you’re a** on this train.”

She also called the senior citizen a hoe and a b***h and threatened to kill her.

Wanda Y. Dunham, the chief of police for Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority (MARTA), issued a statement requesting help in arresting the female.

AllHipHop.com confirmed with a MARTA representative that the person in the video is indeed the same person sought by police.

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Slapped Silly

Posted by Fresh on April 9, 2008

You’ve heard of First Friday’s right? Well, grab your partner and doozie doe down to ATL to Club 24K for Bitch Slap Mondays.

And I don’t need to write a synopsis for this shit. Shout to J.Mack from HoodHype.com for passing this ignorance along.

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I Can’t

Posted by Fresh on April 2, 2008

May not be safe for work

I try to limit the gratuitous ass shaking on C+D but the above video is so trifling I had to share it with you guys. Can you count all the fuckery in this clip?

[Thanks FullBlkWmn]

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Politicin’ With X

Posted by Fresh on March 17, 2008

I know I am the 57th person to talk about DMX’s interview with XXL today but I couldn’t let this fuckery slide. Mum-rah a/k/a Tashera should’ve gave Earl her muzzle after this little chit chat.

x.jpgAre you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope. Continue Reading »

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YouTube Clip of the Day

Posted by Fresh on March 11, 2008

Ladies and gentlemen, the Bust It Baby national anthem. I’m not going to tell you how I know about this song, just know that I am embarrassed and ashamed for it. This is right up there with “Smell Yo Dick.”

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