A shameful D’Angelo [real name Michael Eugene Archer] was photographed leaving Manhattan Criminal Court after being arraigned for soliciting fawdie – - count em fawdie! – - measly bucks to an undercover female cop for a blow job while he was cruising through the East Village in his Range Rover.
Should’ve gone home and jacked off to PornTube like a respectable man, now you really singing shit damn muthafucka.
“I’ll get off your chin but I can’t get off that perm that ain’t take.”
Lil’ Duval had a chance encounter with Bad Girls Club’s cast member / basic bitch extraordinaire Natalie Nunn and her chin on a recent flight to Los Angeles. If you have ever participated in a roasting session on the back of a school bus this video will bring back happy memories. It did for me at least.
That’s not Tyra Sanchez, that’s a hoe without a publicist.
Earlier this week, a video surfaced on the web, showing me on a private tour of New Orleans Saints player, Reggie Bush’s home. The published blog posts about the video have painted me as everything from a “thirsty ho,” to “jump off” to “escort.” These names aren’t insulting, for they’re not true.
As you all know by now, Reggie and I had a brief short lived relationship almost one year ago. During that time, we both were in serious relationships with other people, but we had an “understanding.”
Unfortunately, things hit the fan when Reggie’s girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, found out about our secret relationship. She immediately ran to the Internet to throw me under the bus. When this happened, Reggie and I went our separate ways. During our brief relationship, Reggie became a dear and valued friend to me. The negativity surrounding that situation made it extremely difficult for me to move on.
Like many I couldn’t restain myself from watching the red carpet train wreck between VH1 former reality contestants Poprah and Danger when I saw it posted yesterday on several of my favorite gossip sites. Don’t judge me.
The Lane Bryant answer to Omarosa reached out to my good friend Michael Arceneaux to give her take of the events that went down the night of her Haiti benefit event.
“They trying to make it like Poprah is just a bully against this little crazy girl who just needs some help,” said Poprah who reached out to me to offer her side of the story on the alleged “beef” between her and fellow VH1 reality star, Danger.
As reported yesterday, Danger arrived at a benefit event for Haiti at the Laugh Factory Poprah hosted and caused a scene with eccentric antics that’s since become her trademark.
Poprah says before the show even got started she found Danger sitting on stage talking with the audience.
She says she initially played along but noticed Danger didn’t want to exit the stage. For those that wondered why she didn’t call security, Poprah pointed out: “No one ever came because they thought it was an act, like a routine that we made it but I don’t know this b*tch and I never met her a day in my life.”
Let this be a lesson for washed up celebrities who think they can show up to events on their own schedule. Uncle Cecil was greeted with a thunderous round of boos from photographers for delaying the start of Givenchy’s haute couture show during Paris Fashion Week on Tuesday. Bitch must have thought she was traveling to Geigh Paree to see the Fall / Winter 2010 She By Sheree Snuggies.
The shutterbugs were also reportedly peeved with the singer for not granting a sufficient amount of time to snap red carpet arrival pictures. After apologizing for her tardiness she took a front row seat next to Kanye and Amberbot, all while wearing her best accessory yet – - the hush mouth.
Since the passing of troubled fiancée Casey Johnson earlier this week Tila Tequila has posted a series of attention grabbing updates on Twitter, leading many to believe that she is using Johnson’s death as a way to garner publicity and buzz for her recently launched website.
She called police to her Los Angeles home yesterday after longtime Johnson friends Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips showed up there to retrieve Johnson’s dogs and personal belongings on behalf of her family, as Tila cried, “They just want to kill the dogs”.