Unless you have been sharing a pillow up under a rock with Cheri Dennis [no, I love you] you have probably laughed at last week’s Saturday Night Live sketch of the VP debate already.

But from that laughter now comes tragedy.

Some key McCain staffers are content with Palin joking about the “SNL” routines on the campaign trail — as when she scribbled “I’m not Tina Fey” on a supporter’s cell phone and said she’d dressed as Fey on Halloween. But others — including the governor herself — think a return punch on the NBC airwaves is what’s needed.

I’m hearing some sort of Palin tweak of Fey’s American Express commercials is in the works.

While next weekend’s ”Saturday Night Live” will be a rerun, it is possible Palin could appear Thursday on the first of NBC’s ”Weekend Update” specials in prime time. [source]

Angel Lola Luv and her booty meat may have made teenage boys and grown men [and ladies such as Felecia 'Snoop' Pearson] at attention at the Back To School Jam in Albany, NY but the angelic ass photographed above is another story. Her “you get a line and I’ll get a pole and we’ll go down to the fishing hole” freakum boots look rather drab in comparison to her friend’s Citi Trends clearance pants and still-let-hoes.

For more excruciating pain visit You Know You Dead Ass Wrong!

Damn this recession! A chick can’t even afford to buy a bottle of hair dye so she can seamlessly blend her real hair in with her yaki.

During an interview on Shade45 [1] Queen Pen revealed that she wanted to slob on Plies nob and spoke candidly abouther past lesbian relationships. [Click here to listen]

Momofukas will talk about what color their shit was that morning if it will generate a little publicity. I guess.

Irrelevant as she may be I still like Queen Pen. I wrote a post about her partying with skrippas many moons ago over at XXLmag.com that still makes my heart flutter. I don’t know why Elasta QP hasn’t hooked the sister up with an endorsement yet. I’m going to add that to my dream journal so it can manifest itself into reality.

[1] Her reason for being there? I’ll take delivering Starbucks for the on-air staff for $300, Alex.

And the NAACP Image Award for Outstanding Fuckery in a Daytime Drama goes to . . .

Keison Wilkins, a 33 year old man on trial for various charges including felonious assault, felon in possession of a weapon and firing a gun into a habitation was sentenced to 42 years in jail. But not without a week of crackpot drama, including the video above where Wilkins faked a heart attack to stall the proceedings.

Khia Rocks at ATWG already said this but I am going to reiterate: Please come and post your uncle’s bail. I collapsed twice my damn self after watching his dramatic cunt fallout. Sweet Kang Jeezus, I’ve been laughing harder than Ashanti during an interview for 15 minutes straight. True story, the underside of my titties are sweating harder than Miracle Jackson in a sauna suit. TGIF!

Yung Berg felt the heat radiating from the blogsphere and has released a video of him apologizing to all the “dark butts” that he may have offended with his comments made on Shade45’s Lip Service. He does his best job to look pathetic and is almost as convincing as the hosts of 106 &Park when tragedy suddenly strikes.

Little does he know is that the damage is already done and plenty of chocolate sisters have already blacklisted [no pun] his stupid ass. YB needs to fall back and carry Ray J.’s weed until the production of Pokemon: The Movie gets cracking.

Dramatic, cunt. Over.

If you can’t find anything in your heart nice to say about reality show king New York I will completely understand. To quote Jay-Z, this can’t be life. You could click here for more pictures but why would you want to?

Man, I love a good kitchen ass video in the middle of the day.

Blood Raw’s street video for “Bitch So Bad” sent shivers down my spine. I haven’t seen fuckery this poignant from a member of Team Chunk since Shawty Doo Wop. Join me and the prestigious members of the C+D bocks in the comment section as we attempt to point out all the wrong shit in this video.

Police in Atlanta’s public transportation have issued a warrant for the arrest of a young woman known as “Soulja Girl” after she was seen violently rebuking an elderly woman on a subway line.

The woman was seen screaming on the train at the elderly woman while reciting lyrics to the rapper Soulja Boy.

The woman is seen on a widely-viewed video screaming, “Yaaa, n***a, yaaa” and “I’ma beat you’re a** on this train.”

She also called the senior citizen a hoe and a b***h and threatened to kill her.

Wanda Y. Dunham, the chief of police for Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority (MARTA), issued a statement requesting help in arresting the female.

AllHipHop.com confirmed with a MARTA representative that the person in the video is indeed the same person sought by police.