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Tweets Is Watching: Omarion’s Penis Is A Game Changer For Lesbians

Posted by Fresh on August 9, 2011

omarion1 Tweets Is Watching: Omarions Penis Is A Game Changer For Lesbians

Aggressive studs and their more feminine lesbian counterparts would all start singing a different tune if they were to ever literally get a load of The High Priestess of Cunt, or at least that’s what he is trying to put out in the universe. “I don’t believe in Lesbians…they change around me…even if they just want to sample…I can be the ‘example,’” tweeted Bow Wow’s former scalp masseuse.

Girl, good day. My gym teacher from junior high is not checking for your sugar walls.

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Day Late, Dollar Short: Sara Stokes Choked Out By Husband During Domestic Violence Incident‎

Posted by Fresh on April 2, 2011

sara1 Day Late, Dollar Short: Sara Stokes Choked Out By Husband During Domestic Violence Incident‎

It was a dark day recently for one of the abandoned puppies left outside of Mouf Breeva’s toothpick factory in a wet cardboard box.

Last weekend at a friend’s house in Georgia, former ‘Da Band’ member Sara Stokes was reportedly choked out and  physically assaulted by her notoriously overbearing husband, Tony, after he accused her of sleeping with another man.

Ruining an otherwise peaceful low country crab boil with simple negro foolishness! I’m assuming, of course. Grab your Solo cup and read the rest of the details after the jump.

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Slow News: Montana Fisburne’s Suicide By Bleach Attempt Caught On Camera

Posted by Fresh on January 25, 2011

montana1 Slow News: Montana Fisburnes Suicide By Bleach Attempt Caught On Camera

Sources tell TMZ that last August, Chippy D’s dad Lawrence Fishburne was so concerned about his daughter’s well-being that he had a private investigator follow her around. The investigator shot video of Montana drinking what appeared to be bleach.

Turns out, Montana faked the whole thing. Sources say she found out a P.I. was videotaping her and drank the bleach “to put on a show.”

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News Break: Chris Brown’s Former Fling Model Draya Arrested On Child Endangerment Charge

Posted by Fresh on January 15, 2011

draya cash News Break: Chris Browns Former Fling Model Draya Arrested On Child Endangerment ChargeA 7-year-old Wyomissing boy was coming home from school to an empty apartment and spending nights alone while his mother worked in Philadelphia, borough police said Friday.

The boy told police that he would get off the bus most days and wait for someone to leave or enter the gated parking garage under the apartment complex in the 100 block of North Park Road so he could get into the building, police said.

His mother, Andraya M. Howard, 25, would leave the apartment door unlocked and microwave dinners in the freezer for him, they said.

Police arrested Howard at the apartment Thursday night on a charge of endangering the welfare of a child. She remained free on $25,000 bail after arraignment before District Judge Ann L. Young in Reading Central Court. According to court records:

A policeman found the boy alone in a disheveled apartment Dec. 16 about 2 a.m. after the boy called 9-1-1 and told dispatchers he was home alone. He told Patrolman Kevin M. Quinter that he called his mother’s cell phone about 20 times to find out where she was.

He last spoke to her when he called her after getting off the bus. She said she was at a tanning salon and would be home soon.

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Video: Brian Pumper’s Reality Television Show Teaser

Posted by Fresh on December 20, 2010

Most people with any type of God given common sense would rather listen to Pink Friday being played backwards from beginning to end than watch porn star Brian Pumper perform outside of his work place, but that’s not stopping him from trying to shop around a reality show. If EBT had a pay-per-view channel adult this would so work.

That Lloyd Banks promo shirt = Stunt queen fail.

Like Miss Jia already instructed, stay “tunned” for more!

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News Break: Gucci Mane Subdued With Pepper Spray During Arrest Today

Posted by Fresh on November 2, 2010

well damn News Break: Gucci Mane Subdued With Pepper Spray During Arrest Today

Atlanta rappers ain’t shit, you hear me?

Rapper Gucci Mane has been arrested again.

This time he is charged with driving on the wrong side of the road, running a red light or stop sign, damage to government property, obstruction, no license, no proof of insurance and other traffic charges, according to APD spokesman Curtis Davenport.

Officers who arrested Mane, who is also known as Radric Davis, Tuesday reportedly had to use pepper spray to subdue him. He was taken first to Grady Memorial Hospital to be checked before he can be transported to the Fulton County Jail.

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This Just In: Tiny Charged With Possession of Ecstasy

Posted by Fresh on October 29, 2010

tiny1 This Just In: Tiny Charged With Possession of Ecstasy

Throw the book trough at her!

TMZ has learned the L.A. County District Attorney has charged T.I.’s wife — Tameka Cottle — for possessing the drug ecstasy when the couple was arrested on Sunset Strip last month.

If convicted, Tameka could face up to a year behind bars.

As we previously reported, the D.A. has elected not to prosecute T.I. for charges stemming from the incident, noting that the rapper will already be serving time in Georgia for a probation violation stemming from the L.A. arrest. (source)

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News Break: T.I. To Return To Prison For 11 More Months

Posted by Fresh on October 15, 2010

ti smile1 News Break: T.I. To Return To Prison For 11 More Months

Shouts out to the homie Miss Info for summing it all up without putting everybody to sleep:

Sources at the Atlanta Federal Courthouse and the Atlanta Journal-Constitution report that a judge has revoked T.I.’s probation, and ordered him to serve 11 months in following his arrest for drug possession in Los Angeles on Sept 1, 2010.

In that incident: T.I. and his wife, Tiny, were pulled over in their Rolls Royce after an illegal u-turn on Sunset Blvd. And as a result: “…a U.S. probation officer alleged that T.I. committed three violations of his supervised release from prison: possessing ecstasy, testing positive for opiates and associating with a convicted felon.” (source: AJC)

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T.I. Better Use This Time To Take Some Lessons On How To Fight Off Booty Warriors

Posted by Fresh on September 17, 2010

It doesn’t help that he looks good in State Property Burnt Orange, either.

ti latifah T.I. Better Use This Time To Take Some Lessons On How To Fight Off Booty WarriorsHip-Hop star T.I. failed a drug test with his probation officer and tested positive for marijuana and codeine, the active ingredient in the illegal drink “Sizzurp.”

T.I. was stopped around 10:40PM on September 1st for allegedly making an illegal U-turn on the Sunset Strip. When officers searched the car they found ecstasy on the rapper and his wife, Tameka “Tiny” Cottle.

T.I. and his wife were released on $10,000 bail and could face up to a year on the possession charges in Los Angeles.

But things could be more serious for T.I., because he is on three-years supervised probation, after he was convicted of attempting to purchase machine guns with silencers before the BET Hip-Hop Awards in 2007.

Now T.I. must face the judge who cut almost nine-years off of his original prison sentence and allowed the rapper to serve just one year, due to his celebrity influence over teens.

T.I. probation officer listed three possible violations of his probation, including the ecstasy charge, associating with a convicted felon named Cortez Thomas and testing positive for opiates on September 2nd.

Judge Pannell has not set a date for T.I.’s hearing. (source)

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Quick Quotes: Waka Flocka Flame Talks Education And Voting On 106 & Porch

Posted by Fresh on September 15, 2010

Watching 106 & Porch hasn’t been on my to-do list since I was on my first “good” girdle from JC Penny, so its more than safe to say I don’t keep up with what the bright minds of our future are tuning into when they come home after being lectured to for two hours by T.I. about maintaining a drug free lifestyle.

This clip of Brick Squad Shawty speaking about “going back to school for geometry” and not stressing the importance of being an active voter last week reaffirmed my yeenaintshit stance on your cousins. Education is big, bruh.

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