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Although the concept of Spring Break is so ten years ago that didn’t stop your cousins from invading West Palm Beach, Florida for EBT’s Spring Bling festivities over the weekend. Make the trap beach aye for Jesus!
YouTube Clip of the Day
This shit right here, I cannot and refuse to attempt to. Lil’ KK [and Yushonda Kendrick] hurt my feelings in ways that I can’t even begin to describe. Ladies and zestlemen when you get cash from your tax return back please don’t piss away all of your money. Thanks Cory!
News Break
A woman who police say helped vandalize a man’s car after he tried to turn around in her family’s driveway now faces a charge of violating an order of protection.
Shirley Vaught, 22, is being held in the Shelby County Jail on $3,000 bond.
According to a police affidavit, Vaught threatened a neighbor who has an order of protection against her Dec. 29.
Vaught’s mother, Mary Vaught, 48, then pulled up and urged a juvenile daughter to “whip” the neighbor “like we did before,” the affidavit states, “because she doesn’t have an order of protection against you.”
Neighbors called police.
We Are Family
Here are a couple of exquisite pictures of your cousins to bring in the weekend. Lunchtime fuckery never tasted so sweet! Clickity clack for 20 more dazzling flicks!
YouTube Clip of the Day
Poor Vanessa Carlton. First she signs to The Inc. now this tragedy strikes.
I have absolutely no problem with people who enjoy singing in front of their web cams and then broadcasting the shit on YouTube [gives me something to show the family during the holidays] but at least act like you halfway give a damn. Thanks Nia for the clip!
“And I need you [*insert raw emotion filled head shake*] and I miss you.” Boy I hate my job.
Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places
Making big ugly bags just isn’t enough to keep Rozonda relevant. Via press release:
Are you man enough to be Chilli’s new boyfriend?
VH1 and the producers of American Idol are currently searching for Atlanta’s hottest men to compete for a chance at romancing Chilli, the sexy talent from the Grammy-award winning group TLC.
If you’re 21+, live in the general Atlanta area, and think you have the moves to sweep the legendary R&B artist off her feet, submit the following to vh1contestants@gmail.com:
1. : Name, Age and Location
2. : Phone #
3. : Current Pictures
4. : Explain why you think you’re man enough to impress Chilli
PLEASE PASS ON TO ANY MALES THAT FIT THE CRITERIA AND WOULD LOVE A CHANCE TO BE ON TV!
*Eli Porter gaze*
I Guess Traci, I Guess
Since Traci Bingham is desperate for attention let’s be loving and give her 20 seconds of it. Synchronize your watches. Bing. Ham. posed at Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch on Monday as apart of the ‘Gimme My Reality Show!’ competition. I mean, if Oxygen thought it was a good look to give Coolio his own show . . .