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Whores For Propaganda: Natalie Nunn Needs More People

From the House of Bitchie:

. . . On one part of the show blogger Perez Hilton revisited Natalie Nunn smashing the homie Chris Brown (really Chris?) and also asked Natalie if she was confronted by Rihanna for some things she had said on the show. On the show Natalie said ” She’s a punk b*tch, she got her ass beat for a reason. Rihanna’s crazy“.

Natalie then tells Perez: “I, as a woman don’t condone domestic violence in any way but the side that I heard from Chris Brown’s mouth is that it was ugly from both sides.”

She goes on to say that she was confronted by Rihanna at a party in New York City. She claims that her table was next to Rihanna’s table and her party and Rihanna’s party got into it before security broke them up. #lies

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From smashing and being a close confidant of the Rabid Beaver of Tappahannock, to sitting beside The Barbadian in VIP of what was sure to be an exclusive nightclub. I mean really, Natalie’s face has the surface and profile like the dark side of a half-crescent moon. Ms. Chinny Chin Chin needs more people.

Another Day, Another Gay Rumor

Instead of focusing her energy towards more important causes involving the newborn daughter whom she recently lost custody of, former For The Love of Ray J contestant Monica “Danger” Leon is accusing Ray J of being a member of the zestlemen society. Even more random, she also says that Brandy’s brother has been smashing the homie rapper Young Buck for years.

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Party Crasher Fail

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After being denied access inside Jay-Z’s exclusive star studded birthday bash multiple times, Baller Alert reports that disgraced chief minister of the Turks and Caicos Islands / First Lady Diamond’s sponsor Michael Misick rented a nearby villa and hosted a yacht party for himself instead. I am not much of a celebrity ass kisser but I would rather crack lobsters open with Kanye than fight over the last scoop of potted meat with Rocsi.

[Via Rhymes with Snitch]

Back & Fourth: Cat Scratch Fashion Fail Fever

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Pussycat Dolls member Melody Thorton leaving dinner on Monday.

Fresh: That’s it, I’m wearing my Body Magic Girdle and Just My Size pantyhose to dinner on Thursday.

Justin: And your Kitten Heels. Don’t forget your Kitten Heels.

Fresh:
Her vagina area has to sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies.

Justin: Her and Kid Cudi going to end up with life threatening yeast infections before the end of the year.

Fresh: If I ever got the sudden desire to wear a leotard up to Checker’s and acted on it bitches would be taking Twitpics quicker than Precious hitting the bottom of that staircase.

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If only this happened to every single person who attempted to do “Single Ladies” dance routine. Thanks Nikki!

Star Tracks: Ciara

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You know, its sad. In 2004, an energetic young man woman stepped on the scene, and produced a hit song that had the south, and eventually, the whole U.S. and other parts of the world dancing to her crooning about her “Goodies”.

Fast forward to 2009, and although she hasn’t quite hit rock bottom, her “Whoring For Propaganda” ways (how can I ever repay Rosanne for giving that term to the world?) has definitely hit a sour note, culminating into a career that includes shopping during paparazzi peak hours and hanging out with a certain chick who doesn’t mind hamming it up and being personal for the cameras for E! network.

Hopefully Uncle Cici can get his act together and stop craving attention. No one likes a needy queen.

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Great Value Keri Hilson Game Proper

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Weekend posts don’t get more exciting than this! While you were knee deep in hoe shit in a bathroom stall at the club on Friday night [with your George Michael ass] Uncle Ciara was busy trying out a new wig style. An idle mind is truly the devil’s playground but Willona Woods would be proud.

This isn’t the first time we have seen her in a short cropped wig. She rocked a similar style during the dramatic cunt fallout portion in the video for “Promise.”

Uncle CiCi needs to leave the makeover for publicity shit to her friend Kim Kardashian and see what she can do about those free KFC coupons! Her name has become synonymous in Crunkland with free chicken. Fuck this lightweight shit. Leave posing for Beverly Johnson wigs to Geisha.

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Jackin’ For Posts: 24 Sexual Things R. Kelly Wants

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How dreadful.

A.V. Club’s post about the 24 Sexual Things R. Kelly Wants almost completely deads the notion that he is a musical genius but the his freaky fans will appreciate his tongue word play. Check out my fav quotables from The Pied Piper ’s new mixtape under the jump.

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Tweets Is Watching: Souljah Boy Tell Em If You Stuffed or Not

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Soulja Boy decided to get in on the let’s Twitpic our abs bandwagon [sigh] but gave his followers a little bit more to gawk at.

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Quick Flicks: Spring Bling 2009

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Although the concept of Spring Break is so ten years ago that didn’t stop your cousins from invading West Palm Beach, Florida for EBT’s Spring Bling festivities over the weekend.  Make the trap beach aye for Jesus!

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