Here are a couple of exquisite pictures of your cousins to bring in the weekend. Lunchtime fuckery never tasted so sweet! Clickity clack for 20 more dazzling flicks!
Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean
I would like to present you with the following bouquet of roses in lieu of the obligatory O.J. Simpson post. Thank me in cyber hugs.
While going through the archives of one of my favorite new blogs, Alphanista, I came across this zest filled pictures of Plies, Jamie Foxx and The Dream. Please excuse my hands is right.
Savvy Fatty thinks that Jamie wants to know if Plies’ boogina smells like waw-duh but I can’t seem to call it.
Quick Quotes
This going down memory lane shit has been a blast today. When I saw pictures of Tina Turner sweeping the floor with her pussy at Madison Square Garden on Monday night it made me think of this picture + quote from Ike.
I nominate Kendu to portray Mr. Turner in the made for television movie about his life.
“Sure, I’ve slapped Tina . . . There have been times when I punched her to the ground without thinking. But I have never beat her.”
- – Ike Love sets the record straight [insert side-eye] about abuse allegations in his 2001 autobiography
Introducing The Hood Samurai Warrior
If you thought this Jet Beauty of the Week contender was Tracee Ellis Ross at first glance raise your right hand.
Amanda Jane Darling Harris allegedly chased a group of Hispanic children, aged 9 to 15, with an 18-inch samurai sword and called them “illegal spics” because they were playing in a parking lot of the Villa apartments, according to a police report.
Stop playing and get your cousin the help she so desperately fucking needs, please. Next thinag you know she is going to be on the Marta threatening Tweety bird’s grandmother.
According to the police report, the teens said Harris yelled at the children, “If you’re scared, then you’re guilty.” That is when they said she chased them with the sword.
One boy said Harris grabbed him and held the sword to his throat, telling him he “needed to stop causing her problems.”
Blame It On Birth Control
A new study finds that birth control pills could mess up a woman’s ability to find a compatible mate. Best excuse for hooking up with traic negroids ever.
While several factors can send a woman swooning, including big brains and brawn, body odor can be critical in the final decision, the researchers say. That’s because beneath a woman’s flowery fragrance or a guy’s musk the body sends out aromatic molecules that indicate genetic compatibility.
Major histocompatibility complex (MHC) genes are involved in immune response and other functions, and the best mates are those that have different MHC smells than you. The new study reveals, however, that when women are on the pill they prefer guys with matching MHC odors. [source]
[Thanks Tia]
News Break
One Jacksonville, Florida man was so serious about his five dollar foot long having the proper sauce on it that he called 911 twice after the sandwich shop left it off.
Peterson initially called the emergency number Thursday so that officers could have his subs made correctly, according to a police report. The second call was to complain that police officers weren’t arriving fast enough.
Subway workers told police that Peterson, 42, became belligerent and yelled when they were fixing his order. They locked him out of the store when he left to call police.
When officers arrived, they tried to calm Peterson and explain the proper use of 911. Those efforts failed, and he was arrested on a charge of making false 911 calls.
Peterson did not have a listed phone number. [source]
Th-Th-Th-Th-Thong Mishap
I’m clutching my pearls on this one! Page Six Six Six claims that the Black Plague’s credit card was denied during a recent shopping trip to pick up some sexy CK thongs.
Andre Leon Talley had a tough time buying underpants recently. The 6-foot-8 Vogue editor at large was in Macy’s picking out XXLCalvin Klein thongs, but was thwarted when he tried to open a store credit- card account, our spy said. “He was denied and had trouble paying for it and had to come back . . . it was a big fiasco,” the source said. Vogue spokes man Patrick O’Connell con firmed Talley was in Macy’s, but insisted he was buying Polo boxers – not thongs. He declined to discuss the credit flap.
Any excuse to post a picture of BP and his wicker church fan on a Monday morning will always be valid in Crunkland.