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News Break: Beyonce Sat In Ass Juice. Amber Lamps. Bring Dem.

Posted by Fresh on March 16, 2010

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If you see a creole hanging their head in sorrow today know that it has nothing to do with Queen Crab Etouffee offering her sacred honey bun to an unworthy trout and everything to do with the following.

If parts of the new Lady Gaga/Beyoncé Video Telephone ring a bell with gay porn fans, it’s because two high-profile gay porn movies (Big Rig from Buckshot and Dare from Falcon) were filmed on the very same set. We hope they wiped off Jason Crew’s butt juice off this banquette before Beyoncé sat in it.

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You can read more about the connection over at The Gossip Jacker [NSFW] but please be advised of  Jason Colby Taylor’s sausage vying for a spotlight on Food Network. Guys Big Bite, indeed!

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Call That Bitch Bojangles © Ying Yang Twins

Posted by Fresh on November 23, 2009

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Who the fuck is Veronica Lake? Get into the hair for a moment.

Now chew this ass.

After watching her 2009 Grammy Special my respect for Katie Couric runs deep. Anybody capable of walking away unscathed after sitting across from The Pussy Monster in a hotel room deserves all the riches this side of creation has to offer. But long before [okay, three years] she was introduced to Dwayne Carter our friend in the head was already familiar with the term pussy popping.

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News Break

Posted by Fresh on August 6, 2009

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“Remember The Time” game proper.

The Pharaoh of Pop doesn’t quite have the same ring to it as King of Pop, but visitors to Chicago’s Field Museum could swear that’s Jacko’s face on a 3,000-year-old Egyptian bust.

The spitting image limestone sculpture has been on display at the museum since 1988, but recently started drawing attention because of its likeness to Jacko — complete with disfigured nose.

Unfortunately the bust, which was carved sometime between 1550 B.C. and 1050 B.C., is of a woman and MJ likely never had the chance to see the statuette.

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News Break

Posted by Fresh on July 17, 2009

Las Vegas man won a courtroom battle Wednesday with the Nevada Department of Motor Vehicles over his “HOE” license plate, which the agency tried to cancel on grounds that he was using a slang reference to prostitutes.

The high court said the DMV based its opposition to William Junge’s plate on definitions found in the Web-based Urban Dictionary, which includes user contributions. Justices ruled that the contributed definitions “do not always reflect generally accepted definitions for words.”

Junge, whose case was pursued by the American Civil Liberties Union of Nevada, said he got the “HOE” plate in 1999 for his Chevy Tahoe, after being told “TAHOE” wasn’t available.

“It’s nonsense,” Junge said of the state agency’s efforts to pull his plates. The 62-year-old said he was referring to his vehicle’s model and not to prostitutes with his plates, adding: “That was their interpretation. Shame on them.” [Via the bocks]

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Let Them Eat Cake!

Posted by Fresh on June 18, 2009

I Will Fear No Evil

The Tupac Amaru Shakur Center for the Arts in Atlanta held an all-star rent party benefit concert on Tuesday to celebrate the late rapper’s life. Great idea, terrible execution. Notable guests in attendance included host Mike Epps, Titty Boi, Lil’ Scrappy, Lil’ Scrappy’s mama’s deflated titties, Diamond, and D. Woods.

SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.

I thought I saw Hitman Sammie Sam wearing a dingy wife beater with a popsicle stick stuck to the front of it while I was scanning through photos but I guess I was tripping. This was a true “get these niggas off my lawn” moment in history.

Toya and Tiny didn’t even bother to break out their new Gucci and Louis Vuitton to attend the event and I don’t blame them. They have a reality show on BET now. ‘Nuff said! Check out Freddy O for more flicks from the night.

Tity Boi + Princess D. Woods Afeni Shakur + Greg Street

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We Are Family

Posted by Fresh on January 23, 2009

Sexy Black Tatt\'d Up! Senior Pictures?

Here are a couple of exquisite pictures of your cousins to bring in the weekend. Lunchtime fuckery never tasted so sweet! Clickity clack for 20 more dazzling flicks!

America\'s Next Top Model No Words Look Back At It!

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Something In The Milk Ain’t Clean

Posted by Fresh on December 5, 2008

I would like to present you with the following bouquet of roses in lieu of the obligatory O.J. Simpson post. Thank me in cyber hugs.

Nasty Thoughts

While going through the archives of one of my favorite new blogs, Alphanista, I came across this zest filled pictures of Plies, Jamie Foxx and The Dream. Please excuse my hands is right.

Savvy Fatty thinks that Jamie wants to know if Plies’ boogina smells like waw-duh but I can’t seem to call it.

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