I’m clutching my pearls on this one! Page Six Six Six claims that the Black Plague’s credit card was denied during a recent shopping trip to pick up some sexy CK thongs.

Andre Leon Talley had a tough time buying underpants recently. The 6-foot-8 Vogue editor at large was in Macy’s picking out XXLCalvin Klein thongs, but was thwarted when he tried to open a store credit- card account, our spy said. “He was denied and had trouble paying for it and had to come back . . . it was a big fiasco,” the source said. Vogue spokes man Patrick O’Connell con firmed Talley was in Macy’s, but insisted he was buying Polo boxers - not thongs. He declined to discuss the credit flap.

Any excuse to post a picture of BP and his wicker church fan on a Monday morning will always be valid in Crunkland.

52 year old Macrida Patterson is suing Victoria Secret after suffering from a scratched cornea after either a pendant or a metal fastener snapped off a pair of thongs. She was trying on the sexy pantie drawls in May of last year when all of the sudden KERPLUNK! BAM! FATALITY! The incident caused the traffic cop for the Los Angeles DOT to miss work for two weeks.And I don’t need a label for this shit.

“I was putting on my underwear from Victoria’s Secret, and the metal popped into my eye. It happened really quickly. I was in excruciating pain. I screamed. That’s what happened,” she told Today host Meredith Vieira during an interview.

Judging from those tittayballs glued on her chest she should’ve been a couple of stores down at Lane Bryant trying to cop some Cacique bras instead of worrying about buying a pair of powerful drawlz, but what do I know. I’m on the outside looking in, right?

[Story via Dlisted]

Black Fran Drescher was in the middle of an earth shattering performance on TRL when all of the sudden one of her background performers premium yaki ponytail went flying across the room like the Goodyear blimp. Ricky-Ticky-Timbo-No-Surrender!

Just kidding, but she did have to hold her head and say a little prayer.

That’s what she gets for letting Ashanti hog up all of the bobby pins. Get a drawstring ponytail next time! You can’t go wrong with those things.

I have almost [almost!] lost my weave a time or two in the past but that was when I was jail bait and didn’t know how to properly wrap my yaki around the base of my ponytail yet. Thank God for inventing those clunky hair clips or the same thing may have happened to me while I was cranking that Batman at a pep rally or while standing in the lunch line. Do you have any hair raising tales?

[Thanks Regina]

The 7 year old boy who stole his grandmother car to do “hood rat stuff” last month is making headlines once again, this time for allegedly beating her up inside of Wal-Mart after she refused to buy him some chicken wings.

TAKE ME HIGHER, LORD!

Milton’s grandmother, Vikkita Stratford, told WPBF that the 7-year-old took his mischievous activities to a new level Monday when she said he beat her up inside a Lake Park Wal-Mart.

According to Stratford, the problem began when Milton asked his grandmother for some chicken wings. When she refused, Milton walked over over to the counter and ordered them anyway.

Stratford said that when she confronted him about it, Milton just snapped.

“He just started hitting me — just started hitting me in front of the whole Wal-Mart. Every one in there was upset,” Stratford said.

Stratford told WPBF that Milton hit her stomach, legs and “wherever he could reach me.”

Riviera Beach police picked up Milton from his home and took him to an area hospital for a mental health evaluation Monday afternoon, WPBF reported. The 7-year-old can be held for up to 72 hours while he is evaluated by mental health officials.

Stratford said that she believes Milton’s problems are due to a bad atmosphere with his parents.

“I know what causes the behavior, cause all he’s ever seen was his parents do physical and abusive and verbal things, and I don’t want him to continue in this direction so I’m doing the best I can to get him the help,” she told WPBF. [continue reading]

[Thanks Sara]

I’m in tears over this one because this all went down in a town not too far from where I live. Why must I cry?

A group of third-graders plotted to attack their teacher, bringing a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape and other items for the job and assigning children tasks including covering the windows and cleaning up afterward, police said Tuesday. The plot by as many as nine boys and girls at Center Elementary School in south Georgia was a serious threat, Waycross Police Chief Tony Tanner said.”We did not hear anybody say they intended to kill her, but could they have accidentally killed her? Absolutely,” Tanner said. “We feel like if they weren’t interrupted, there would have been an attempt. Would they have been successful? We don’t know.”The children, ages 8 and 9, were apparently mad at the teacher because she had scolded one of them for standing on a chair, Tanner said. A prosecutor said they are too young to be charged with a crime under Georgia law.

School officials alerted police Friday after a pupil tipped off a teacher that a girl had brought a weapon to school, Tanner said.

Police seized a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape, electrical and transparent tape, ribbons and a crystal paperweight from the students, who apparently intended to use them against the teacher, Tanner said. [source]

Meet the criminal master mind behind this entire operation after the cut.

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The most high herself, Jerzee Monet. Random eh? The last time anybody saw homegirl she was singin’ in the bocks with Earl. Oh, and I don’t know for sure if they are an exclusive couple or what not but I’ve got nothing. This whole connection is messing with my mind. See more flicks from Shaq’s 36th b-day party over at Concrete Loop

[Thanks TeanBean]

I was checking in with my cyber baby daddy Kid Fury this morning and came across the following explanation for the HOD fuckery from a couple of weeks back. Bust It Creole is deep, ya’ll. We need to get on her level.

Thanks to E.Jay from AmalgaMade for explaining Beyonce’s new Dereon ad to us. It was supposed to be a play on the movie poster from 1999’s Brad Pitt flick, Fight Club. I actually saw that film and the poster several times and never put these two together. Besides, Brad managed to get the job done without looking like he had a case of Taco Bell bubble guts. Anyway, it’s nice to get some closure.

thishoeisalwayscopyingpeople….

A woman called Billie Jean has been arrested for trespassing at Michael Jackson’s Neverland ranch.

Billie Jean Jackson, 60, told guards she was Jacko’s wife and the ranch belonged to her too - and asked them to her let her in.

After the security staff turned her away, they caught her scaling the fence to get onto the property.

Billie Jean, from Santa Maria, California, turned up at Neverland at around 6pm on Monday and asked the guards to let her through the gate.

“She told security she was Michael Jackson’s wife and that it was her ranch too,” a spokesman for Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department said.

The spokesman said the ranch guards had arrested Billie Jean before and were “unimpressed” by her latest attempt to get into Neverland.

“They turned her away, but she just moved a few yards down the road and climbed over the fence,” he added.

Cops were called, who took the woman into custody and charged her with trespassing. She was eventually released on $2500 bail. [source]

Ethiopian Students Hunger Strike Over Politics, Beyonce

Why must I cry?!

Students at Ethiopia’s top religious college are protesting the close ties between the Ethiopian Orthodox Church and the government, alleged restictions on their speech — and American singer Beyonce’s recent meeting with their patriarch.

The 26-year-old performer met with the Ethiopian patriarch, Abune Paulos, before performing in skimpy sequined outfits as part of celebrations of the country’s millennium, which fell in September according to the church’s calendar.

Daniel Techale, a 28-year-old Theological College of the Holy Trinity alumnus who lives at the college, said he was not protesting but that around 30 of his friends had been hospitalized after a hunger strike they began on Sunday. He said students were upset by the church’s closeness to the ruling party and restrictions on their speech, but that they also were upset over the Beyonce-Paulos meeting.

“She provoked the whole situation,” he said, accusing the patriarch of “practically a non-religious act. It’s unacceptable, or inappropriate, to say the least.”

Authorities were trying to persuade the students to end their hunger strike, he said…

Not all the students were concerned with the singer, or even politics. Student Kinetibebeu Assefa, 25, said that he had joined the protest to demand an improvement in cafeteria food and demand the firing of some college officials.

“There is no problem with Beyonce,” he said. “But the (cafeteria) food is poisoned.”

College official Bedilu Assefa confirmed that students had complained, but said: “What they have done is they have raised some administrative issues regarding food and clinical facilities. Nobody has protested against Beyonce. Never.” (continue)

[Thanks Reen!]