Keyshia Cole’s sister Elite is the type of chick that spreads rumors about her own family members just to have a reason to jump bad behind the concession stands during homecoming. I know its hard being a Frankie kid and all but using your sister’s pregnancy as a way to garner attention isn’t going to make up for anything.
Teeny would never do some shit like this.
SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.
Beyonce famously sang ‘If I Were A Boy” – and now here she is as one. Queen Creole has been transformed into a fella for a mock celebrity sex swap. Other stars to have their doll parts switched out include Will Smith, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears and Rihanna.
I need all my prayer warriors to assist me in casting out this spirit of fuckery. I’m going to have to check my blood sugar on Shawty Lo’s One Touch Ultra after the smoke clears from this.
Word on the curb is that Kim Kardashian is currently in the bathroom at Stop N’ Go studio recording her debut r&b flavored album. But wait, it gets better! A duet with Uncle Ciara is rumored to appear on the future musical masterpiece. Jesus be a non-stop ticket to Dreamland so Jazze Pha and Drumma Boy can breathe life into me!
“I’d have to hear a song and feel it out and see if it’s something I’d sound good at. I would like the music to sound a bit like Lady GaGa, Britney Spears and J.Lo with a bit of an r&b twist to it . . . Filming the video would be fun, that would be the best bit,” says Kardashian.
Kim Zoliack, where art thou?
SAD LIL’ MAMA FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]
Right before I went to bed late last night the big scandal on Twitter was the surfacing of two pictures of Cassie with her titty cannons exposed. I’m not going to post the pictures since she claims that they were stolen off her computer but I am giving this entire situation a cold ass side-eye.
Oh, Cassandra. Why didn’t you just dye your hair blonde and start fucking with Teddy Ruxbin instead? Submit your two cents after the jump.
I think blind items are pure bullspit for the most part but I couldn’t let the chance to post above delicious irony pass me by. Sweet Minty Jesus please let this be a lie from the pits of the wig crypt!
Via the Panache Report:
Presently, there are two black female singers involved with rappers who lead a double life as dope boys to supplement their income.
Due to peer pressure and the love of the bling-bling lifestyle. These less than moderate rappers have to keep up with the jones’s at any cost. They have to create an illusion of wealth of they feel insignificant or invisible.
One of the black female singers is like a crutch to her non-talent rapper because he supplies her with free drugs. She probably wouldn’t look at him twice if not for this perk.
The other female singer doesn’t give a damn what her rapper/dope boy does as long as he brings in the money so they can continue to front with materialistic objects such as designer bags, expensive bling and expensive whips.
Both rapper/dope boys cheat on their women with a bevy of groupies and regions of video girls. Who are these two couples? Hint: It’s not T.I.
Somebody is having the best week ever, right? Thanks Mo-Stan!
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