Cry no more. All of the memories lost in the fires of adulthood have been restored by YouTube. I was not ready to read this today:
Global Grind – Get ready to be blown away! Actor Ryan Gosling and former ‘N Sync frontman Justin Timberlake performed R&B group Jodeci’s smash hit “Cry For You” on the Mickey Mouse Club and they killed it!
Dressed in classic baggy ’90s gear, Ryan Gosling, JC Chasez and Justin Timberlake turn up their soul dials and swag all over “Cry For You.”
Until this week Brian McKnight has displayed the same amount of personality as old coffee grounds. The “One Last Cry” singer dropped fans on their heads when he released a racy song as a joke called “If You’re Ready To Learn.”
In the YouTube video he croons, “Let me show you how your pussy works, since you didn’t bring it to me first/I have lots of things to show you if you’re ready to learn. Let me show you how your pussy works, bet you didn’t know that it could squirt. I have lots of things to show you, if you’re ready to learn.”
Not everybody was as gracious as Dwight Eubanks for the twat tutorial, who in my mind dropped down and got his eagle on to the snippet for the better part of Monday.
Responding to the backlash from fans and critics on Twitter, the singer writes, “I was just having some fun and look what happened . . . it’s for all those women who keep getting disappointed by their partners period it was a parody about that.”
“Is it me or was Nia’s hair laid like she used to get high with Billie Holiday?” If you tuned into ‘Basketball Wives’ on Monday night you understand Funky Dineva’s concern. Press play and obtain life!
As clucks from the squawk box reached deafening levels last week Mary J. Blige released a statement claiming the Burger King commercial spot released online wasn’t finished.
“I agreed to be a part of a fun and creative campaign that was supposed to feature a dream sequence. Unfortunately, that’s not what was happening in that clip,” said Blige. “I understand my fans being upset by what they saw. But, if you’re a Mary fan, you have to know I would never allow an unfinished spot like the one you saw go out.”
Too bad this Mary fan knows better. All praises and packs of hot sauce due to Chloé Hilliard for this prolific act of ebony genius. Watch it below!
Act like a lady, think like Funky Dineva! With his hair laid like resurrection in recognition of Easter Sunday, our beloved homegworl fires up his web cam to spill tea on ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ finale.
Crispy chicken. Fresh lettuce. Three cheeses. Ranch dressing. Wrapped up in a shady tortilla.
Okay, so I lied. Yesterday I meant to say that I won’t comment any further on Willona Woods lifting her voice and singing until earth and heaven visited their local Burger King until The Boondocks and Kid Fury addressed the issue.
So now I’m done . . . until Funky Dineva weighs in.
Luckily the commentary goodness from my chocolate twin doesn’t stop at the drive-thru. Press play and obtain life!
According to our friends over at Bark + Bite the official reason Burger King pulled the plug on Mary J. Blige’s much blogged about commercial spot was due to licensing issues.
The jingle, which had me doing Rihanna’s signature gun dance move into the wee hours of the morning, is a reworking of the song “Don’t Mind” from her My Life II album.
Fall out from the controversial commercial adverted? Fuck no. But until an episode of The Boondocks is dedicated to harping on Willona’s wig I’m leaving it in the hands of Trap Jesus.
Now let me get one final gun jig out of my system.