‘Cause if you run your mouth and tweet about this secret rendezvous, I will shade you down. This is private, between you and I.

“Everybody is posting this nigga shit but mine. It’s obviously illuminati.” If I had a strand of hair for each time I heard that one Naomi Campbell’s hairline wouldn’t look like an old fashion lattice top pie crust because I would donate it to her.

Hallelu! Fantasia was joined onstage by mother Diane Barrino for their signature praise song “He’s Done Enough” at the Super Bowl Gospel Celebration on Saturday (January 4). Aunt Bunny, swing your prayer cloth around like a helicopter!

Watch a low quality clip of the performance below.

Here’s a better quality clip of the duo performing the same soul stirring song on Bobbay Joooooones Gospel a few years back:

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Andre 3000, Adrien Brody and Gael García Bernal have joined forces with Gillette to star in the new a campaign for the Fusion ProGlide Styler, a three-in-one facial hair styling tool for men, dubbed “Masters of Style.”

The Gillette Fusion ProGlide Styler, a 3-in-1 battery-operated shaving tool that allows men to trim, edge and shave their facial hair. But ya’ll, 3 Stacks back! Well, sorta. At this point in my stan life I will take him any way I can get him. Check out him out discussing style and more after the jump.

“At least I am a showgirl, bitch. Go back to Party City where you belong!”

Prepare to gag! Tonight, the fourth season of RuPaul’s Drag Race got off to its most interesting start to date! Assembling his proteges in an abandoned motel, House Mother Ru instructed the gworls to “scavenge among the ruins” for their first challenge — creating a “post-apocalyptic couture” look.

Check out a trailer for the complete season as well as a clip of tonight’s episode and an up close look at the brood of beauties (past and present) on the red carpet at the premiere party after the jump.

This saga continues! Familiarize yourself with the hood jargon displayed in the video above so you will know the proper way to respond when dealing with your cousins in the weeks to come.

Nessa, you didn’t think Marlon was going to get off with dropping homophobic slurs without Funky Dineva checking that chin, did you?

“No real man gon have his lady at you age, bitch you like 49, staying in no damn town home! That is something for a young demure woman like myself, okay? If Tony ever get it together, bitch, we’ll move into a town house. But until then bitch, I’m just gon file up on yours. How you gon turn your basement into a boudoir? Bitch please!”

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In the last week over 35 Crunksters have submitted this video of a brotherly duo following in the great tradition of the late Messy Mya to the website, solidifying the clip’s whip appeal amongst C+D’s readers. Round of applause, let me see that ass clap.

The Smoking Section – Last week, we laughed at the thought of Trina posing as the spokeswoman for Tax USA [Click here in case you missed it. -- Fresh] but she’s neither the first, nor will she be the last rapper to appear in a questionable advertisement. Artists pairing up with companies and brands have been on the rise since Run-DMC kicked in the doors at the adidas offices and walked out of there with a check and bundles of apparel. And as the number of rappers getting endorsements increased, the more bizarre the results have been. Here are seven bizarre deals we can remember. Feel free to add your own memories to the list.

Memphis Bleek For Garnier Fructis Shampoo

In THE most bizarre and left field Hip-Hop endorsement deal of all time, in 2008, Memphis Bleek found himself rapping the praises of Garnier’s Fructis Shampoo. Luckily for him, Ed Lover’s “C’mon Son” series hadn’t premiered yet because if there was EVER a moment where “C’mon Son!” needed to be said…Bleek’s shilling of shampoo was the moment! But he might want to link back up with the company again now that he’s getting pushed out of Jay’s will, one baby at a time.

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Listen, if you are unable to find the artistic value in Patti LaHelle’s genius parody series ‘Got 2B Real’ you are just — that. Whatever that is you, it’s you boo. And I’ll never invite you over for a glass of Sweet Bitch and a rib tips plate. Stay your ass home.

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