People tend to take themselves way too seriously on the internet. Thankfully today’s clip is not one of those dreadful occurrences. Save your shade for another day ['cause that's not Snoop from The Wire in the Rocawear jacket] and get into this hilarious parody of “On To The Next One” dedicated to my sole favorite thing on this planet – - food.
Freeze. Somebody bring me back some rice and peas.
Is the recession killing your pockets and libido? Don’t fret, homemade-sex-toys.com has got you covered, strapped and gagged with plenty of price friendly DIY projects. If David Carradine would have just bookmarked this site he might still be here.
Blame Big Lil’ Kim for this. How did you find out about this site anyway?
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And like a flash of Aretha’s titty meat, things are back to normal. I was at the mercy of Mama Fresh and her Bridezilla antics for the past three days [I don't want to talk about it, just hold me], leaving little time for fuckery and all the time available for slavery. Any free seconds I could grab for myself was dedicated to Cafe World on Facebook. Don’t judge me.
The thing I enjoy most about taking breaks from the Internets is that I almost always come back with a brand new appreciation for mess. I’m taking it all in right now.
Fresh,
I didn’t know if you’d seen this mess or not, but it hurt my soul when I saw it. First the Fat Boys break up, and now this.
- – BoSoxQT
Now that the Winter Olympics are a wrap we all can get back to enjoying the simple pleasures that Fat Tuesdays bring – - The Biggest Loser. Its a shame that this joyful noise for McDonald’s won’t get a commercial spot during the show, though.
You didn’t think Trina’s after school special about the dangers of sexting was going to air without a special guest appearance from Thug Misses, did you?
If we experience a sudden explosion of hoe shit its most likely due to pseudo R&B chanteuses being well aware of Loretta Brown’s return. On Saturday the Dallas native performed a smooth version of “You’ve Got a Friend” during the halftime portion of the NBA Skills Competition. I don’t smoke but I would roll to this. View video of the performance after the jump!
When a friend came up to me earlier this week reciting lines from Aretha’s new Snickers commercial I did what any other good creole would do by smiling and nodding until they were done speaking. Now I get it. And I can breathe again.
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