#RHOA Returns: Watch The Season 6 Premiere Episode

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‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ returned with a drama-filled premiere on Sunday night. NeNe is Mrs. Leakes again, Porsha is striking out on her own, Phaedra is still “working like a Hebrew slave” focusing on her brand new baby and house, Cynthia is all about handling her business, Kandi is trying to find the balance between family and love and Kenya is to The A serving her usual her stunt queen antics and greasy Fashion Fair beat.

Whew chile! My back fat is sweating just trying to take it all in. Head over to Amy Traphouse to watch the full episode.

Why The Internet Was Created: Watch House Mother Kanye Dance To The ‘Living Single’ Theme Song

I appreciate this mash up of HMK’s blacked-out vogue performance at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards last night with the ‘Living Single’ theme song on so many levels. I just re-enacted Jaden Smith’s boygasm after watching Drake’s performance. Tip me over and pour me out.

All praises due to ‘Awkward Black Girl’ creator Issa Rae for turning what started out as one person’s brilliant observation into a reality.

Long Live Nippy! Listen To Whitney Houston’s Epic Phone Interview With Wendy Williams

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Whitney Houston was never one to bite her tongue, and arguably one of the best examples of that is her epic-ass phone call with Wendy Williams in 2003.

Reading the then WBLS radio personality from the top of her refurbished lace front all the way down to the soles of her feet that marched behind covered wagons on The Trail of Tears, Nippy served every edition of Hooked On Phonics.

That moose sat under the Learning Tree that fucking day.

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The Illest Woman In Taiwan Divorces Husband Over Small Penis

A 52-year-old woman was recently granted a divorce from her husband of four years because his penis, which reportedly measured in at a dreadful 5 centimeters, was just too damn small for her to have and to hold until one of them kicked the bucket.

According to Apple Daily (via The Huffington Post), the illest woman in Taiwan discovered the 55-year-old man wasn’t packing during their first night together as a married couple. After arguing the entire night, she left his ass the next day.

Pussy nigga the next time you see me don’t speak, indeed.

The former wife claims the man not only as a microphallus (vocabulary word of the day alert) but that his impotency made him unable to fulfill his responsibility as a husband — making her bust a nut.

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A show of hands for all those who would like to meet up with sister girl for drinks and appetizers at Applebee’s, please.

Listen, any time I can work a reference to a 90′s booty bass song — let alone one about small dicks — into a blog post my soul hits a Mahalia Jackson high note. Ratchets, press play and receive your entire life.

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Vogue Boy Is The Most Amazing Thing To Happen To The Internet Yet

Better late than never! I’m not sure how I missed out on the amaze-balls video clip of a nine-year-old serving life, liberty and the pursuit of tang to Madonna’s “Vogue” when it went viral back in 2011 — but I did.

In Summer ’91, the parents of Robert Jeffrey took him to Hampton Beach Casino in Hampton Beach, New Hampshire on vacation. A business inside the casino at the time gave tourists the opportunity to create a music video lip synching for their lives to their favorite pop songs in front of a blue screen. Remember Jada Pinkett Smith and Tupac’s video? 

The tangy young grasshopper grew to become a fine zestlemen, and 20 years later posted the flawless ass video to the internet. Dip it, pop it, twerk it, stop it. Check on me tonight.

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Jackée Harry, The New Queen Of Twitter

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Let’s get serious for a moment. You are making a huge mistake if you aren’t following Jackée Harry on Twitter. 

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