A 52-year-old woman was recently granted a divorce from her husband of four years because his penis, which reportedly measured in at a dreadful 5 centimeters, was just too damn small for her to have and to hold until one of them kicked the bucket.
According to Apple Daily (via The Huffington Post), the illest woman in Taiwan discovered the 55-year-old man wasn’t packing during their first night together as a married couple. After arguing the entire night, she left his ass the next day.
The former wife claims the man not only as a microphallus (vocabulary word of the day alert) but that his impotency made him unable to fulfill his responsibility as a husband — making her bust a nut.
A show of hands for all those who would like to meet up with sister girl for drinks and appetizers at Applebee’s, please.
Listen, any time I can work a reference to a 90′s booty bass song — let alone one about small dicks — into a blog post my soul hits a Mahalia Jackson high note. Ratchets, press play and receive your entire life.
Better late than never! I’m not sure how I missed out on the amaze-balls video clip of a nine-year-old serving life, liberty and the pursuit of tang to Madonna’s “Vogue” when it went viral back in 2011 — but I did.
In Summer ’91, the parents of Robert Jeffrey took him to Hampton Beach Casino in Hampton Beach, New Hampshire on vacation. A business inside the casino at the time gave tourists the opportunity to create a music video lip synching for their lives to their favorite pop songs in front of a blue screen. Remember Jada Pinkett Smith and Tupac’s video?
The tangy young grasshopper grew to become a fine zestlemen, and 20 years later posted the flawless ass video to the internet. Dip it, pop it, twerk it, stop it. Check on me tonight.
In a stroke of genius, ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ contestant Roxxxy Andrews showcased her wit by impersonating none other than the obnoxiously loud Tamar Braxton for America’s favorite past time, The Snatch Game. Manna descended from the night’s sky shortly thereafter.
Wipe away the single teardrop that just rolled down your cheek and check out Roxxxy along with the rest of the gworls go to werk on this week’s full ‘Drag Race’ episode inside!
Donning a beautifully crafted blow-out that would make singer Leela James proud, the incomparable Norwood Young looked ravishing as he stepped out on the red carpet at the 44th NAACP Image Awards. Cold chills are often associated with this type of fever.