A scruffy but smiling Forest Whitaker was photographed doing the standard airport shuffle while rocking a track jacket with the word ‘unbreakable’ sprawled across the back this week. It was recently revealed that The Last King of Wonkland is hard at work preparing to sit at the director’s helm of the sequel to Waiting to Exhale, so maybe explains his current appearance.

I’m really hoping that’s what it is. Like, wishing on a star while praying up to Based God to shower his blessings down type of optimism, because . . .

Yeah.

Bob Whitfield, owner of the most sensual bedroom eyes that you’ve seen thus far, took to Twitter last night to air his grievances about his ex-spouse [look ma, no shade] and The Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member Sheree Whitfield. And I love him for it. There is no fun in talking shit about a person unless there is a crowd in place. It’s like a tree falling alone in the forest. Cassie hitting a note in the correct pitch. Amber Rose going out for a pack of Newports without wearing a unitard from American Apparel and not having her photo taken.

I’m going to have to agree with the homie ATLien [who broke this story first] and say that “Give back my last name Tina Turner” was my favorite Bob-ism out his rant. “That name got my daddy blood on it” or whatever the hell Ike told the judge in court in What’s Love Got To Do With It.

The wonk in this video is so incredible that after I watched it the first time I went running away from my computer monitor! I don’t know what this nigga [sorry it slipped] did in life to deserve for his eyes to be cocked like a pistol but it must have been pretty damn bad. Let us pray.

Jennifer Holiday is the result of wonk mixed in with two parts of raw emotion! I’ve been craving her scattered eye game for months now and finally I have something to feast upon. The incomparable singer performed at Vizcaya in Miami last month [a check is a check] in full tangled eye mode.

I’ve added the infamous clip of our girl YouTube sensation Nala West singing “And I Am Telling You” under the hood. Enjoy!

Good day haters! Sorry about the lack of updates, yadda yadda. Believe it or not but sometimes a bitch just needs a vacation from the daily routine. When the duty of hoe shit calls I will never send it to the voice mail. Its fun to do hood rat things and don’t you ever forget it.

What better way to kick off Monday than with a set of tangled ass eyes!

People have said “give a dog a bone.” FUCK that! I say give the ex-husband of Real Housewives of Atlanta’s, Sheree some new gatdamn eyes. How in the hell were you playing professional football and you gotta guess where the defense and the ball are going; all cuz your eyes are playing tricks on you. Damn shame!

This is just like the homie Too Short taking 20 years to get his veneers. Get shit fixed with the first advancement check. Niggas be playin too much! I’m from the Bay Area so I don’t wanna disrespect Short but I gotta tell like a T.I.S.!

- – Netta Boo

Hey Fresh,

When I first saw this I thought “Aww she’s just giving him some side eye love…” but then my whole perception changed because he’s also giving her some side eye action and I laughed until I was on the floor. Now I’m complete.

- – Tsagrednerp

There’s way too much wonky shit going on in these pictures.

I can’t prove that Uncle Russell and Papa Joe 2.0 were giving each other the evil side-eye from across the room at the private dinner for Attorney General Andrew M. Cuomo but it’s sure fun as hell to imagine. What thoughts were running through each of their minds?

The entire Whitaker gang came out to with mom to the Kissable Couture launch in Los Angeles last night. Awww, mini-whitakettes.

Ole!

Need more proof that we are living in the last days? Look no further.

Meet Carlton Davis.

The Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning.