Archive for the 'Wonk Wonk (What It Do)' Category
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There’s way too much wonky shit going on in these pictures.
I can’t prove that Uncle Russell and Papa Joe 2.0 were giving each other the evil side-eye from across the room at the private dinner for Attorney General Andrew M. Cuomo but it’s sure fun as hell to imagine. What thoughts were running through each of their minds?
Damn It!
Damn It!

The entire Whitaker gang came out to with mom to the Kissable Couture launch in Los Angeles last night. Awww, mini-whitakettes.
You Know You Want To Smash
Shittar Schatar “Hottie” Taylor had a busy night at the 2007 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards on Tuesday. She presented, performed, and looked putrid. My hero.

Ole!

Foot Soldier
Need more proof that we are living in the last days? Look no further.
The Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning.
He was booked into the Ramsey County lockup, where his mug shot was snapped.
The Hills Have Eyes
The Hills Have Eyes
Yeah, I don’t think I am going to bother reproducing. I talk about people entirely too damn much.
Hottie Wants Her 40 Acres And A Mule
Hottie Wants Her 40 Acres And A Mule

After the latest episode of Charm School aired on Sunday, Shittar Schatar sent an angry email to the VH1 blog staff demanding that it be posted. This negro is delusional.
My character was defamed. This was obvious and clear bias. I was crucified - hung on an emotional cross! Hugs don’t get it. We are out here in the real world. I demand a PUBLIC APOLOGY from the girls and the judges, televised on VH1 and I demand my own Shopping Couture with Schatar from the VH1 network immediately. At a minimum, Mo’Nique should have said, “Schatar if I am wrong about this, I will offer you an opening act on tour with me, the way I offered Goldie to go on tour with me and implied assistance to Krazy about her CD.” My millions of fans would appreciate a publicized apology from the judges and the girls on the reunion show. Also, VH1 can develop and air a show starring me called Shopping Couture with Schatar. I would look forward to collaborating with a reputable production company contracted with VH1 to develop and bring this show starring me to air within the next 6 months. Schatar TaylorLet’s keep it real. The judges should have kept it tight and reviewed the film the same way they did for the etiquette segment.
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Quick Quotes

“I am the Tiger Woods of the screen. He calculates his moves and goes towards the winning stroke. That’s exactly what I did. It was about being strategic and knowing your opponent.”
“Also I played a gang leader on ‘America’s Most Wanted.’ Thanks to our episode they were finally able to apprehend the criminals and finally bring justice. As an actress you must be versatile. Just like the greats like Halle Berry, Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Garner. You have to be versatile to play the role.”








