News Break

. . . but in this case it does.

A judge has dismissed former NBA player Jason Caffey’s bankruptcy case, clearing the way for several women to sue him for thousands of dollars in child support.

U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Margaret A. Mahoney dismissed the bankruptcy case Tuesday — which means the mothers of his children can sue for child-support payments. Caffey has 10 children with eight women.

Caffey declined to comment Tuesday to the Press-Register in Mobile.

The bankruptcy filing also had blocked an arrest warrant issued by a judge in Georgia. LoRunda Brown’s attorney, Randy Kessler, told the Mobile newspaper he will ask the judge to reinstate the warrant. He hopes the prospect of jail might entice him to pay Brown child support and legal fees totaling more than $200,000.

“She has no interest in seeing him go to jail,” Kessler said. “She has an interest in seeing her child taken care of.”

The bankruptcy judge also allowed Nicole Carter to sue Caffey over accusations that he fraudulently transferred assets meant to guarantee a trust fund set up for their daughter. Her attorney, Steven Terry, said he plans to file that lawsuit soon. [source]

Convict Music

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Lyfe [or Chester when he is filling out online applications at the department of labor] Jennings and his facial pubes were arrested in Smyrna, Georgia for allegedly firing a gun, taking cops on a chase in his Corvette, and refusing to take a DUI test.

Local officials tell TMZ that they were responding to a gunshots fired call when they spotted Jennings’ Vette hightailing it away from the scene. A chase ensued and Jennings eventually crashed. He was charged with felony weapon possession by a convicted felon. and he faces charges of attempting to elude, as well as discharging a firearm near a public highway and refusing to take the sobriety test.

Lyfe did a 10 year bid in prison from 1992 to 2002 after being convicted of arson. Bitch should have took a deep breath and thought before he let it go, but noooo . . .

The Ike Turner Report

Although I am a huge sports fan I generally don’t blog much about athletes but I couldn’t let this dumb momofuka slip away. You may recognize Kansas City Chiefs running back Larry Johnson from buddy Jay-Z’s “Roc Boys” video or perhaps as Tasia Mae’s love interest in the clip “When I See You.” He was also previously in a relationship with BET on-air personality Julissa that ended earlier this year when the couple called off their engagement.

Well, looks like her semi-annoying ass just dodge the hell out of a bullet:

lj1 The Ike Turner ReportA 24-year-old woman claims that Larry Johnson intentionally spit his drink in her face at a Kansas City nightclub earlier this month, according to a police report released Monday.

No charges had been filed or citations issued as of Monday, but Kansas City police said they were continuing to investigate the Oct. 14 incident at Club Blonde, 100 Ward Parkway.

The NFL also is conducting an investigation.

Johnson, who has been accused by a woman of criminal offenses four times since he joined the Chiefs five years ago, could eventually be suspended for violating the league’s personal-conduct policy. [source]

This is some real he man woman hater shit. For more dirt on Mr. Johnson [and I do mean dirt] register over at Baller Alert and do a search on ol’ boy.

News Break

amd tmnt1 News Break Cowabunga!

Three blockheaded teenagers were busted playing in a sewer Wednesday in Queens – after getting lost while pretending to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, police sources said.

Schiller Milfort, 16, of Hollis, and Marvin Ottley, 17, of Bellaire, along with an unidentified 15-year-old boy, were shirtless and in their shorts and sneakers when firefighters plucked them out of a sewer in Kissena Park.

The make-believe heroes were crawling around the sewer system when they got confused and lost their way, police sources said.

They were not injured, officials said.

“These three idiots were playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and wanted to go into the sewers,” said one police source. “They were never in danger, just goofing off and being stupid.”

Milfort and Ottley were charged with criminal trespassing. The other teenager was released to his parents. [source]

Boo Justin Boo

jtespy1 Boo Justin Boo

ESPN edited Justin Timberlake’s opening monologue after the singer/actor made a comment about Boston Celtics player Paul Pierce’s injured knee in Game 1 of the NBA Finals. In describing how Pierce quickly came back, Justin joked that Pierce was back on the court, “shucking and jiving.”

The comment, which was cut out of the broadcast that aired Sunday night, was met with silence from the crowd when the show taped on Wednesday.

Way to go JT.

His Bad

Yung Berg felt the heat radiating from the blogsphere and has released a video of him apologizing to all the “dark butts” that he may have offended with his comments made on Shade45′s Lip Service. He does his best job to look pathetic and is almost as convincing as the hosts of 106 &Park when tragedy suddenly strikes.

Little does he know is that the damage is already done and plenty of chocolate sisters have already blacklisted [no pun] his stupid ass. YB needs to fall back and carry Ray J.’s weed until the production of Pokemon: The Movie gets cracking.

Dramatic, cunt. Over.

Celebrity Mole

kellz Celebrity MoleOn Tuesday, the first day of testimony, jurors saw police photos that revealed a dark, caterpillar-shaped mole in the middle of Kelly’s lower back. But defense lawyer Sam Adam Jr. told jurors the sex videotape at the center of the case shows a man without a mole.

“Robert Kelly is not on that tape,” Adam said in his opening statement. On the tape, the man’s “back is illuminated, and there is no mole.”

As the jurors steeled themselves to watch what prosecutors insist is child pornography, technical staff tinkered with the equipment. Eventually, the tape played on a six-foot projection screen.

A flash of static passed across the screen and then there he was, a man whom prosecutors say is R. Kelly, sitting in a wood-paneled room, trying out his seat alone, miming the motions of sex.

The video shows a girl accepting money from the man before performing oral sex on him. She dances, naked, to a Backstreet Boys song. She urinates. She calls him “Daddy” while they have sex. Later, the man urinates and ejaculates on her. [source 1 +2]

Kelly looked sad as the tape played, frowning at the screen, tilting his head to one side and resting it on his hand. [Oh shit. - - Fresh]

Night night, keep your butt hole tight.

I’m still infuriated that he was fucking that girl to a Backstreet Boys song. That doesn’t make you larger than life, dick head. Get some N’Sync in your world.