News Break

Authorities in New York state said a man searching his pockets for a summons in a courtroom dropped a bag of marijuana onto an officer’s shoe.

Nassau County District Attorney spokesman Eric Phillips said Desmond Kelly, 28, was being arraigned at First District Court in Hempstead, N.Y., on a motor vehicle violation when the judge asked Kelley if he had the original traffic ticket, the New York Post reported Thursday.

Phillips said Kelly “reached into his pocket and took out the ticket. At that time, a small bag of marijuana fell out and landed on top of the shoe of a court officer.”

The spokesman said the officer shouted “‘You’re under arrest!’ and the audience in court gasped.”

Kelly was immediately arraigned on the drug possession charge. [source]

When Bad Wigs Happen To Good People: Miss Patricia

This clip is more than just a little depressing. Fuck the fact that the 15 year old junior member of Team Chunk is fucking for trips to the buffet on the school bus and kinky twist [hoe shit for yaki, this can't be life!] her Memaw’s wig is what did me in. That joint makes her look like she came in a limited edition Black History Month set of Lego people.

Ike Turner mushroom game proper.

Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

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That’s right, Joe Exclusive has been serving “I’m so different” fever on a silver platter to unworthy peons way before your favorite  pop stars found their glowsticks. I’m calling  out names, social security numbers, and street addresses from here on out because I am tired of this shit. WHY WON’T YOU LET JOE EXCLUSIVE BE GREAT?!

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Photo-chopped & Screwed: Disturbia!

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I cannot, will not, and you ain’t shit if you try to.  Kanye West better not feature this shit under the art category on his blog!  I am looking towards Zion with my hater blockers on and refusing to give any comment on this.

Rihanna’s beatdown by Chris Brown not only caused headlines, now it’s inspiring art.

L.A.-based pop artist Sham Ibrahim’s new portrait of the “Disturbia” hitmaker is based on the now infamous police photo showing the singer bruised and bloodied.

But Sham’s intent is not to raise awareness about, let’s say, domestic violence. Instead, his reasons for creating the Andy Warhol-like piece – - which is featured in the World of Wonder Storefront Gallery’s new group show, Name That ‘Toon, opening tonight in Hollywood – - are quite simple . . .

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Come Back Soon!

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How To Rule This Recession. I’m going to leave that one alone out of respect [Datwon will always be the king in my head!] but . . . yeah, I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t say something.

I am pretty bummed that this is the last hoorah though. I can’t begin to describe how much I am going to miss posting pictures of hoes [industry and regla] in need of publicity with the look of desperation in their eyes while their ass are tooted up just right against a starch white background. Myspace ain’t enough! Stay online at least! [Covers via Rap Radar]

SAD LIL’ MAMA FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]

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Style Jury: Baby [Fake] Hair

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SAD LIL’ MAMA FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]

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SouthernGyrl is 100 percent correct. Train up a child in the way she should go [all the way down to the beauty supply store] and when she is old, she will not depart from it.

Operated completely under Baby Daniel’s iron fist Baby Bangs is the children’s division of the wig crypt. The wiglet / headband  is advertised as “for the girl who has everything — but hair!”

For this I weep. And you thought that baby stilletto pumps in the club was the ultimate. What’s your verdict?

The Devil Is Still Working

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This shit hurt my feelings in more ways than a few, and for that reason alone I cannot and will not make any further comment on this situation. Please visit Concrete Loop for more devestating pictures.