Lil’ Latarian Milton is back in the limelight! The infamous 7 year old jacked his Grandma’s ride, AGAIN [click here if you miraculously missed out the first time] this time hitting a total of 4 cars before driving into a road sign and crashing into a ditch, totaling Granny’s 2006 Durango.
SoulBounce crew, we can’t be friends.
I have always showed my love and support since the inception of SB and then you people [yes, you people!] send over this extreme fuckery?! Nova + Butta, we go way back - - as om 2005 - - and you do this to me? I’m blocking ya’ll ass on AIM and removing both of you from my top 8 on MySpace.
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62-year-old Jocelyn Wildenstein chilled at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel with her boo Lloyd Klein early this week. Ugh, imagine having to motor boat that every night. Say something polite!
Killa Cam enliststhe help of Vagina Power guru Alexyss K. Tylor on the new track “Bottom of the Pussy Hole.” This can’t be life. Click here to listen to my new anthem!
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I have no real reason to watch I Want To Work For Diddy now that contestant Laverne is no longer in the running to be Sean’s ball ticker. I had a feeling the panel would keep Poprah and her Appalachian Trail teeth around for one more week. This world is bugged!
Laverne gave a tearful exit interview that rivaled Evita Perón’s historic speech. Don’t cry for me Argentina, indeed.
African Boi and his Little Richard inspired wig breaks down YouTube mega-hit “It’s So Cold In The D.” How the fuck do we posed to keep peace?
A great mind once said “it’s so cold in the D, how the fuck do we posed to keep peace?” I concur.
Jah Jah just sent over 30+ flicks of what is being dubbed as the Royal Wedding that almost made me turn in my Black card. I don’t even know where to start. Take me higher, Sweet Minty Jesus! Check out the gallery for the full fuckery action.
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Rocking a Yankees fitted and Dolce & Gabbana flea market shades, the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother’s living room.
I blame Jay-Z! His ass said “I put on for my city so, when I’m dead and gone I got one last wish, put my Yankees hat on” in his verse on the remix to “I Put On.” What part of the game is this?!
His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: “He wanted to be happy, standing.”
The owner of the Marin Funeral Home, Damaris Marin, told The Associated Press the mother asked him to fulfill her dead son’s last wish. [1]
Pantoja was found dead Friday underneath a bridge in San Juan and buried Monday. Police are investigating. [source]
[1] Riddle me this Batman: Did he know in advance that somebody was going to murk him out?
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