I can’t, I wouldn’t if it were an option, and I suggest you don’t attempt it your damn self. And I say that with love.
Time on my hands, since you going away to jail boy, I ain’t got no plans, no no no no . . .
Mouth crust specialist Lil’ Boosie was sentenced to four years in prison yesterday for probation violations, stemming from the rapper’s failure to follow the conditions of his probation following multiple gun and drug charges. I guess its time to pack another case of insulin for the trip.
Boosie was convicted on drug and gun charges in September in connection with an October 2008 arrest when police found a bag of marijuana, a blunt and a gun in a vehicle he was driving. The pot charge along could have landed him in prison for 20 years, with a mandatory minimum of five years for the gun charge. After the plea, Moore ordered Boosie to be electronically monitored and to clear all concert dates with the court while awaiting sentencing, according to Louisiana newspaper The Advocate. But when the judge found out that the rapper had violated his terms, Moore ordered him to spend four years in prison, meaning he will likely do at least two full years, his lawyer said.
The Coogi King released an official statement [now is not the time to laugh] today regarding his extended sentence.
“I made some very foolish choices, but I was doing the best I could to provide for my family before I went away to jail. Clearly I exercised terrible judgment and I hope to get the opportunity to prove that I can make great decisions for my family and the community in the future.”
What happens to a dream fucking deferred?
The always outspoken self-renowned fresh water tuna Timaya had an encounter with a catfish in an Armani suit Dwight Eubanks from The Real Housewives of Atlanta that was everything but kisses and french fries (c) Drama Dupree.
SAD LIL’ MAMA FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]
Stephon Marbury had a photographer on hand during his emotional 24-hour webcast earlier this week. Here are a few snap shots for you to pray glimpse over. The purpose of the live stream was to show fans a typical day during the off season but quickly turned into a Vaseline consuming, dramatic cunt fest. Girl, I guess.