When In A Career Drought Take The Hoe Shit Route: Bobby Valentino

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Budding singers from the Atlanta metro area take note: A brief cameo in a Wocka Flocka Flame video can only take your career so far.  Hood fame is nice [just ask John Mayer] but it won’t be enough to get you invited to Kandi’s album release party at Central Station. Whenever that happens.

Knowing this, Bobby Valentino decided to take matters into his own tiny hands and the rest is whoring for propaganda history. At least he didn’t dress up as a uniform police officer for the occasion. Woo woo, yeah yeah!

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Freeze Frame: Christina Milian & Her Baby Bump Out In Hollywood

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After announcing her pregnancy last year, Christina Milian finally stopped calling the paparazzi down to Mr. Chow and went inside the house to help her husband match neon skinny jeans and onesies with metal snaps in the crouch area. Not for the baby, of course. But after years of harassing her cousin to keep her name relevant online she finally got what she was truly after – - real, slightly annoyed candid shots.

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Another Day, Another Gay Rumor

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Instead of focusing her energy towards more important causes involving the newborn daughter whom she recently lost custody of, former For The Love of Ray J contestant Monica “Danger” Leon is accusing Ray J of being a member of the zestlemen society. Even more random, she also says that Brandy’s brother has been smashing the homie rapper Young Buck for years.

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Tila Tequila’s Teary-Eyed Dog Fight With Nicky Hilton

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Since the passing of troubled fiancée Casey Johnson earlier this week Tila Tequila has posted a series of attention grabbing updates on Twitter, leading many to believe that she is using Johnson’s death as a way to garner publicity and buzz for her recently launched website.

She called police to her Los Angeles home yesterday after longtime Johnson friends Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips showed up there to retrieve Johnson’s dogs and personal belongings on behalf of her family, as Tila cried, “They just want to kill the dogs”.

Party Crasher Fail

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After being denied access inside Jay-Z’s exclusive star studded birthday bash multiple times, Baller Alert reports that disgraced chief minister of the Turks and Caicos Islands / First Lady Diamond’s sponsor Michael Misick rented a nearby villa and hosted a yacht party for himself instead. I am not much of a celebrity ass kisser but I would rather crack lobsters open with Kanye than fight over the last scoop of potted meat with Rocsi.

[Via Rhymes with Snitch]

Back & Fourth: Cat Scratch Fashion Fail Fever

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Pussycat Dolls member Melody Thorton leaving dinner on Monday.

Fresh: That’s it, I’m wearing my Body Magic Girdle and Just My Size pantyhose to dinner on Thursday.

Justin: And your Kitten Heels. Don’t forget your Kitten Heels.

Fresh: Her vagina area has to sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies.

Justin: Her and Kid Cudi going to end up with life threatening yeast infections before the end of the year.

Fresh: If I ever got the sudden desire to wear a leotard up to Checker’s and acted on it bitches would be taking Twitpics quicker than Precious hitting the bottom of that staircase.

Quick Flicks: NeNe + Gregg Hit Vegas

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NeNe and Gregg [I'm still waiting for a press release explaining the use of excessive G's too] walked the same tight rope of love that Kim’s wig hummed about in Las Vegas last night while hosting a rent party at Tao. With her eyes poppin’ and lips bussin’ she worked all angles of her Celebrity Seaborn 27 piece creation.

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