On New York under covers . . .
It was like having sex with a stuffed animal—with those fake eyes and fake hair. A stuffed animal with a real set of you-know-what. It feels like having sex with an oversize Cabbage Patch. You got silicone parts that are made for toys.

Chance’s advice for New York . . .
Stop kissing so many damn guys, man. Relax. Take it slow. Don’t put no more plastic parts on you, because you ain’t a toy. Unless you want to be my toy again. That’s aight, then. Come on down. You know where to find me. But New York, be safe out there. You’re a good person. Stallionaires love you.

- - Chance talks to King magazine about sexing New York, Jesse Jackson and more

Must ignore the Wal-Mart portrait studio background, must ignore the Wal-Mart portrait studio background. Must ignore . . . FAIL.

Another except from Faith Evans’ tell-all book has been leaked. While it is definitely not Oprah’s book club caliber, the memoir will get the job done if you are stuck under the hair dryer at Nay Nay’s House of Beauty.

I don’t know what got into my head. But I decided that I needed to know once and for all what Big was really trying to do. On that night before Christmas, I drove to Big’s house on a mission to find out where I really stood.

The security guard at the gate just waved me in when I pulled up. It was Christmas Eve and she’d seen me come into the complex with the kids, so I guess she didn’t think anything of it. I parked in the rear of Big’s town house and walked up to the garage. It was locked. I hadn’t been over to Big’s house a whole lot but I did know that you jiggle the garage door a certain way and unlock it.

I got into the garage, where there was an elevator that would take me to both floors of Big’s duplex. There I was, rocking a black skully cap and a heavy goose-down jacket, tiptoeing into the elevator and pressing the button to go up to the second floor, where his bedroom was located. I got to Big’s bedroom door, turned the knob, and went inside. As soon as I saw a small lump next to Big’s large frame, I flew into a rage, ran over to the side of the bed, and pulled back the covers. I grabbed some chick our of the bed and started beating her ass. At some point, the chick’s wig came off in my hand; It was a short, cropped wig. I stopped throwing punches for a minute to get a good look at the chick I was beating up. It was Lil Kim. She was completely butt-naked, yelling as I pushed her around the room.

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Good lady ladies and zestlemen! There’s nothing quite like Monday prostitution fuckery to set the tone of the entire week.

A fight between a suspected prostitute and his customer Sunday night led to a minor car wreck and charges for both men.

According to a police affidavit, a man in a truck stopped and picked up another man, who was dressed as a woman, at Third and Biscayne.

After a brief negotiation, they drove to a bank ATM at Third and Mitchell so the customer could get $50.

But the prostitute told police he became suspicious that his customer might be a police officer, so he tried to get out.

He told officers the man wouldn’t let him out, so he punched the accelerator, and the truck slammed into a car parked at the Crystal Palace skating rink.

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Young pimpin’ spits linen to the young women, he’s Mohammed Bello Abubakar known as pussy popper to some women.

Nigerian Mohammed Bello Abubakar, 84, has advised other men not to follow his example and marry 86 women.

The former teacher and Muslim preacher, who lives in Niger State with his wives and at least 170 children, says he is able to cope only with the help of God.

“A man with 10 wives would collapse and die, but my own power is given by Allah. That is why I have been able to control 86 of them,” he told the BBC.

He says his wives have sought him out because of his reputation as a healer.

“I don’t go looking for them, they come to me. I will consider the fact that God has asked me to do it and I will just marry them.”

But such claims have alienated the Islamic authorities in Nigeria, who have branded his family a cult. [source]

I know you are tired of Go-Go but hear me out!

I don’t know how the hell she did it but Aura from All That’s Fab got her hands on some never before seen pictures of Miss Honay and baby . . . I’m speechless for once. This is a man down, code 10 situation!

A couple posts back I was complaining about his pussy pank lips being absent and then this lands in my inbox. Be careful what you ask for kids because you just might get it.

I was just about to take my damn nap and a little voice in the back of my head said “Go check your email one last time.” Why did I listen?! I can’t take this fuckery! Hit up YBF to find out who this is pussy poppin’ on a hand stand + to see more flicks!

I hate this job. Thanks Coop!

I’ve never posted the same video two days in a row but I want to be sure that everybody has an opportunity to participate in Rev. Emory’s Holy Ghost leg lunges.

I can’t and I won’t but I will make a seed offering so that the man of God can invest in another Columbian cocaine white suit. His outfit takes casket sharp to a new level.

Must not to make an Eli Porter reference . . . Must not to make an Eli Porter reference. Must . . . FAILED.

Samuel Raynard Jones, 20, was sentenced Wednesday to 30 years in prison for shooting a rival during a rap battle in a Haltom City field.According to witnesses Jones and the victim, Christopher Smith, 17, met for a rap battle late one night in September 2006. The battle went down in a field between an apartment complex and a church.

Smith rapped first. After he finished, Jones walked toward him rapping and pointing a handgun at him, according to an affidavit. Jones then gave his gun to one of the witnesses and began a fistfight with Smith.

When the fight ended, Smith began looking for his personal belongings. Witnesses said they heard a single gunshot and watched Smith fall to the ground.

All of the witnesses ran, police said. Smith’s body was found the next day with a gunshot wound in the head.

I’ve heard of a hot 16 but this is just disturbing. Is CNN going to talk about this tonight on Being Black In America?

[Thanks El]