Anyway Doe: Kat Stacks Released From Jail, Won’t Be Deported

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Remember the first iconic photographs of Nelson Mandela standing tall and proud after more than 25 years of incarceration? The following is nothing of the sort.

Unless you have ever doled out fellatio in a Five Guys Burger and Fries bathroom stall during NBA All-Star Weekend as if it were frozen yogurt samples, of course.

NBC Miami – The young woman with a huge hip hop fan base known as Kat Stacks was given a deportation reprieve Wednesday.

“Oh my God. I am so happy!” yelled Andrea Herrera in a phone call with her mother.

Last year, immigration Judge Jerry Beatmann Sr. told Herrera that she would have to leave the U.S. and be deported to her native Venezuela after she was arrested on a felony charge.

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Not Everyone In Bahrain Is Here For Kim Kardashian, Officials Attempt To Block Her Visit

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I let out a couple dozen hearty kee-kee’s last week after reading that Kate Middleton had allegedly snubbed the Kardashian Klan by returning sample items from their new clothing line available at UK department store Dorothy Perkins that Kim Kardashian had mailed to her.

“Kate is hardly going to turn up for an event with the Queen in a cheap leopard print miniskirt or gold sequinned jacket,” Marie Claire UK’s insider says of the Duchess of Cambridge’s decision to return the items.

And the I’m Not Here For The Kardashians On Any Level fan page on Facebook keeps on growing.

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Jacking For Posts: “Bandz A Make Her Dance” Video Breakdown

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Danielle H. of Redefined Hype writes: To be honest, Juicy J’s “Bandz A Make Her Dance” is probably one of the most recited, talked about, and likely most twerked to records of the year. Its charm is still growing on me, but there was no way I could pass on the opportunity to provide a video breakdown for Juicy J‘s titan of a strip club anthem.

0:14 – The strip club is entirely too predictable a setting for this music video. He should have went with an elderly home, the zoo, a prison, or a clever combination of all three.

0:24 – So I guess marching bands will also make her dance. Clever Juicy J, very clever.

0:28 – And Juicy J is wearing a Gucci helmet in a strip club because…Because if stripper’s slide down a pole fast enough they can sometimes carry the velocity of a rifle bullet. No, that’s not it.

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Jay-Z Touches Down In A Pair of Slim-Fit Jeans And Timberlands

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“Can’t wear skinny jeans ’cause my knots don’t fit” you don’t say? Well, those look a little young to me but that’s neither here nor there.

Jay-Z‘s security was surprised by a large group of fans who burst through barriers at Etihad Stadium in Manchester, England and charged the rapper’s helicopter as it landed. A solo Hovito handed off his iPad and iPhone to pose for pictures with the excited fans before hopping into an awaiting vehicle.

You can bet your sweet ass that if Beyonce and the Sacred Lamb of Tribeca were present shit would have gone down a lot differently. Three words: Jarmann harpoon rifle.

Video footage from Nas’ plans to lynch an animatronic effigy with Jay-Z’s face on it during his headlining set at Summer Jam ’02 has resurfaced this week. After Hot 97 got wind of God Son’s intentions to hang the life sized dummy from wooden gallows the station nixed his plans and he pulled out of the show.

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Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

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This summer, New Orleans bounce music superstar Big Freedia will split his time between bringing his regional ass shaking anthems to Australia, filming a reality television show pilot, and working on his new album.

There’s also the Big Freedia Booty Battle. Stay mad, Game Stop. Stay mad! Below, watch the 2011 GLAAD Media Award nominee toot it up at recent live shows and more deliciously zesty tidbits.

Nawlins based Crunksters can catch the Queen Diva as well as site favorite Sissy Nobby tomorrow night at Republic New Orleans. Tickets are $6 in advance, $10 at the door.

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