With their false eyelashes and lace front units applied with laser-like precision, the Harajuku Barbie and Diamond Princess celebrated their birthdays with a joint party at Atlanta’s Studio 72 on Friday. If you are able to spot a relevant person in any of these flicks pat yourself on the back and take the rest of the day off.
Arms, legs, backs, and breasts. (c) Mannie Fresh
Following a long day of shooting [ . . . their talk show, don't judge them by their tattoos and yaki selections] The Mamas of Hip-Hop hit Atlanta’s social scene in support of politician Kasim Reed’s campaign as the city’s choice for next mayor. Other notable attendees include my favorite Tweetie and celebrity site lurker Big Boi, Ne-Yo, Tameka Foster Raymond, Monica, and host of the event Fonzworth Bentley.
As always, thanks Freddy O for the flicks!
At this point in my life I live Aretha more than Catfish Wilkerson. The mere mention of her name sends the same feeling of euphoria to my brain that eating bourbon chicken and sweet dinner rolls from Golden Corral provides but not today.
Just when I was about to cream with delight over paparazzi pictures of the queen being available for my pauper ass to download I took a look at her double hairlines. The gift store at the Knowles Compound had a lot sell on wig caps last month so there is no excuse. I feel fucking betrayed. I could’ve been in love by now. Where’s Obama?
This is like standing behind somebody in a checkout line with their weave tracks all exposed for the world to see. All types of uncomfortable.
Devastating news out of Atlanta this morning. Just months after getting her former lover’s name tatted above her crack, Frankie has ended her relationship with the love of her life, Lamon. The former crackonista hit the radio airwaves to let the world know that the romance was now over and that she is trying to clean up her public image.
May she find the solace she needs at this time in the arms of a transvestite.
The class and sheer elegance displayed in the above pictures are spellbinding to say the least. Take it all in slowly.
I passed on the opportunity to post pictures of a photo-chopped and screwed Toya Carter earlier this week for several reasons but the most important being that the tattoo of Big Reg’s name did not appear on her arm. And that’s a no no here in Crunkland. There is a better chance of Frankie wearing a decent human hair wig to Club Crucial than having me disrespect the heir to the Golden Corral throne.
Get a glimpse at Big Reg and the rest of the OMG Girlz at Only For Sisters after the jump!
Now THIS is how last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta should have went down!
OMG, I wept slowly for the descendants of Patra. These ladies was really going at it in the club until one exposed her inner Fire Marshall Bill. Please get your Jamaican cousins.
- – Amanda
Today is Thursday, so you know what that means kids. It’s Broke Ass Housewives of Atlanta at 10pm! After peeping the two preview videos of tonight’s episode, it appears that the ladies, and man [Sheree] are still up to their same shenanigans.
Lies? Check!
Living beyond their means? Check!
Embarrassing themselves in public? Check!
Don’t just take my word for it. Watch the previews and get filthy kids.