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Wiggin’ Out: Mama Edition

Serena + Oracene Frankie, Holla!

While some people may diss Oracene [I never could] Williams for rocking the same dusty wig for the past decade I applaud her for realizing what works for her and sticking to it. As much shit as we all talk about her wig selection it would be hard to imagine her sporting any other style. Gold star for you!

And then there’s Frankie. I’m just going to let Rich take it over from here.

Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

While trying on his Hallow Peen costume Will The Great experience one hell of a tumble when he twerked his ham hocks a little too hard. He gracefully recovered from the mishap with both his wig and dignity still intact. Now that’s a bad bitch.

Catfish Reels His Lady Love In

Aretha + Catfish

Catfish Wilkerson helped his Louis Vuitton draped sex slave ReRe the Body make her way inside of her Manhattan hotel before shuttling her off [note the wig change] to Boarder’s to sign autographs later.

Speaking of Catfish, has he made her a honest woman yet or is he still busting nuts in sin? Last year Aretha told Sister 2 Sister that she was embarking on a crash diet to lose weight in time for her June wedding. I hate to bring up old shit or diet failures but um . . . yeah, what happened with that? Jenny Craig and the nuptials that is.

At any rate she should really consider linking up with Plies for that Bust It Baby calendar.

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What Becomes of Shedded Camel Hair

I couldn’t really give a shit about any hot happenings in the wig crypt but any excuse to post the above picture is another story. Ole!

A wig collection belonging to Beyoncé Knowles has been estimated to cost $1 million (£550,000).

According to In Touch, the singer has tailor-made hair-pieces for every occasion.

A friend told the magazine: “The majority of them are custom-made from real hair and she’s probably got $1 million worth of stunning wigs.

“It’s part of the reason why she always looks so gorgeous.” Knowles is said to donate her old wigs to a charity which helps cancer sufferers. [source]

The Son of Chico Dusty Wig Strikes Again

I’ve never heard of Audrey Turner and while I’m sure that she is a lovely person this helmet wig needs to be returned to the crypt immediately. I know an old Mary J. Blige wig when I see it ! As soon as I find a picture with her wearing this joint I am going to edit this post. Kendu is always trying to hustle on the side. I can’t believe he went inside Wilona’s wig chamber and pulled this out to sell on eBay.

I’ve seen worse wigs dying of thirst in my day so I won’t go too hard on Ms. Turner I am going to have to issue a citation. It takes all of 10 minutes to have a stylist thin-out and shape a wig to frame your face, there is no excuse for this. Thanks Ne-Yo’s # 1 Dick Supplier!

Now That’s Raw Emotion

Black Fran Drescher was in the middle of an earth shattering performance on TRL when all of the sudden one of her background performers premium yaki ponytail went flying across the room like the Goodyear blimp. Ricky-Ticky-Timbo-No-Surrender!

Just kidding, but she did have to hold her head and say a little prayer.

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That’s what she gets for letting Ashanti hog up all of the bobby pins. Get a drawstring ponytail next time! You can’t go wrong with those things.

I have almost [almost!] lost my weave a time or two in the past but that was when I was jail bait and didn’t know how to properly wrap my yaki around the base of my ponytail yet. Thank God for inventing those clunky hair clips or the same thing may have happened to me while I was cranking that Batman at a pep rally or while standing in the lunch line. Do you have any hair raising tales?

[Thanks Regina]

When Bad Wigs Happen To Good People: Toccara

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Now this is some backwards shit!

Tocarra switched up her short coif and opted to rock a kitchen ass lace front purchased from a wig crypt sample sale to Al B. Sure’s birthday party [more on this tragic gathering of negroids later]. Yeah, I would have been in fuck effort mode too for Al’s party but this ain’t about me.

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