Former Team Chunk all star Jennifer Hudson showed what happens when you rush out to be seen and forget to perform the good ol’ tried-and-true sniff test during a recent red carpet appearance.
Spotted sweating like she was caught backsliding at Golden Corral by Weight Watchers on camera, the future Mrs. Punk (photographed above with director George Tillman Jr. at the movie premiere of ‘The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete’) can pretty much forget about returning her dress. Every girl in the ballroom knows you are suppose to tuck Bounty paper towels underneath your pits!
Trivia time: What happens when you dab Pancake 31 on the part of a second generation lace front wig to make it look more “realistic” and fail miserably at the task? Discover the answer to that question and more on this upcoming season of RuPaul’s Drag U.
For now, please enjoy more candid shots of Nicki Minaj and Chris Brown on the music video set of some song I’ve never heard. Look at me, defying the odds placed against me by society and shit without being verbally chastised by Bill Cosby.
The good: She had first dibs on the clearance rack at Wet Seal when the store opened on Saturday morning.
The bad: The obvious.
The ugly: “Give me what you got for a pork chop” is not just a Chingy bar but also a life mantra for Tasia Mae.
When Tré retreated to Brandi’s house in ‘Boyz N The Hood’ to punch the air and weep into her teenage bosom this is the real reason why his tears fell.
Miss All The Way Live 2007 runner-up Fantasia put her baby making hips and wig to work on yesterday with a Mother’s Day concert performance at the Paradise Theater in New York City. That alone begs one question: If you love your mama why would you subject her to this shit? “Woman, hold your head and cry. I got us two tickets to go see Fantasia tonight! Happy Mother’s Day!”
More flicks of Tasia Mae being Tasia Mae after the jump.
A word to the wise: Dumpster diving behind Trina’s house is never a good idea unless you have fries to go with that tuck. Anything else would be uncivilized.
Azealia Banks would know better if she spent less time fixated with tossing ninja stars at the picture of fellow newcomer Iggy Azalea on her bedroom wall and more time on watching YouTube tutorials on creating a realistic hair part.
Just saying. Priorities.
Whoring for propaganda and Google alerts aside, the 20-year-old Harlem honey’s infectious flow has Kunty Karl and House Mother Kanye stanning for her audio dope. Only not as much as she does for herself.
GQ – “I definitely have more money and shit,” she admits, “but that’s all virtual stuff. I’ve been making music for a while. And I could read about myself on the Internet for a while.” And meeting the likes of Kanye? “It’s cool, but they’re just people. The skies don’t part and glow orange.” As Banks begins recording her first album, is she listening to anyone for inspiration? “Everyone,” she says, but mostly “Azealia Banks.”
Ms. Kizzy Baybeh hit the 2010 World Music Awards to prove that she is still scratching and surviving. And she has her lace front equipped with kung-fu grip to thank.
Although she didn’t take home any hardware at the end of the night she did get the chance to perform her popular single “When Love Takes Over” with David Guetta as part of a medley that also included Akon and Kid Cudi before presenting her good friend / collaborator with the award for Best DJ.
Ready for departure from Los Angeles International Airport on Sunday, the future Mrs. Punk continued to show off her svelte body . . . and hair school tattered bangs. All shade aside, since announcing her partnership with Weight Watchers I have put the Baconators away and jumped back on the healthy lifestyle bandwagon. We shall see!
“Star had my damn back. She is a friend, a confidante and the bitch is smart. I never realized it was a problem until I looked up on day and realized I hadn’t spoken to her in so long that I was like, ‘Damn, where is she?’ Then I started hearing about the little shit that Vivica was saying–that I f*cked it up for all of us–I guess black women, or whatever–and I am thinking, why wouldn’t she say these things to me? I said, ‘Well, tell her to use her own influence to get what the f*ck she wants to get!” Never did I think that anything that I was going through would affect you and your career so much. Sorry.” *Kanye shrug* I have reached out to both of them and asked what happened and what is their definition of a friendship. Where are they? I know a New York Daily News article came out saying that my new reality show was about revenge and airing out our dirty laundry, but I’m too grown for all of that. I would never tell any of my friends’ business, even if we aren’t friends anymore. There is no interest for me in that.”
Star can’t be that smart if she doesn’t realize that her wig is about to take its own life by jumping off her head. And then there’s Al Reynold.
With all the other big wigs [pun intended] in town, Kizzy Rowland was so desperate to find someone to apply her lace front for Universal Record’s cocktail party that she asked Brandy’s daughter to do it. Not a good idea.