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Lil’ Kim Serves The Kids During Pride Week

Posted by Fresh on September 8, 2009

Pride Week, from my understanding, is quite a glorious occasion for the kids who want to let their yaki and their strap on dicks hang low in the gold-paved streets of Atlanta.

Lil’ Kim performed for the Gods on Saturday night at lezbun lounge GA Freight Depot [what an interesting name] as well as the zestlemen club Traxx. Our friend in the head Kodak Boi was on deck and was kind enough to send in flicks of Kimberly doing hoe shit on stage while performing. There’s nothing like watching a female rapper past her prime still attempt to sell ass.  Former First Lady Diamond would be proud.

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Get On The Bus

Posted by J. Cooper on August 21, 2009

Bow Wow’s ex-boy toy got a little surprise before getting on his tour bus recently after a concert as two young caucasian women screamed at him from behind a gate to allow them to get on the bus. From listening to their screams and desperate rants, they were willing to do any and everything to get on THAT BUS.

Seriously, what do females see in him? Caster Semenaya got more muscles in her (?) neck than homeboy got on his whole damn body.

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Photo Finish: Jamie Foxx Shows Off His Magic Wand

Posted by J. Cooper on August 14, 2009

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With a hairline that seems to move up and down more than Ciara’s album sales, and less than stellar recent box-office showings, Jamie Foxx seems to be more of someone who does just enough to keep his status in Hollywood instead of transcending the roles given to him before winning accolades for his star turning role in Ray.

He now appears to be a 40 something [homeboy’s lying about his age, believe that!] who is always in the club and can’t seem to settle down [something’s up with that]. Anyway in the NSFW photo that proceed this paragraph, Jamie Foxx exposes everything, apparently to someone he trusted [is it a he or she? SCANDALOUS!] as it is regular a camera instead of a phone capable of taking pictures. Seriously, I think he’s too old to be doing hoe shit. Click here to view.  What’s your take?

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Question of the Day

Posted by Fresh on August 10, 2009

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WHERE THEY DO THAT AT?!

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New Wig, Same Old Fuckery

Posted by Fresh on July 27, 2009

YAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!

I recognize your cousin’s face from another post in Crunkland and you should too! The last time we caught up with her she was flashing the ferocious an furious feline between her legs for Ozone’s cameras. I guess she has made a name for herself for sweeping the floor with her pussy [and looking like a young Frankie in her prime] on the ATL club scene. Now that’s some shit to take pride in!

Next time you see your cousin tell her I said thanks.

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No Hate Today: Boy, You Such A Sex Symbol

Posted by Fresh on July 27, 2009

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Bow Wow wants the class to know that the pole in his basement is being put to good use. Applaud that man!

If there is one thing I will give Puppy Chow some sort of credit for its that he doesn’t mind getting his paws dirty on Twitter to keep his name in the relevancy loop. He’s not wasting his time depending on his publicist to spread his whoring for propaganda.

Bust this post wide open to check out the flicks.

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Illustrations From Superhead’s Hoe Shit For Dummies

Posted by J. Cooper on July 24, 2009

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According to Merriam Webster’s Online Dictionary, a Vixen can be referred to as a:

1. Female Fox

2. An attractive woman who takes advantage of men, or

3. A shrewish, ill-tempered or spiteful woman

Karrine Steffans (or also affectionately known as “Superhead” in record label offices, SUV’s outside of clubs on a Friday night, back alley ways, and other seedy places of sin) has taken the word Vixen and has tried, unsuccessfully, to make the word into a term of endearment. In her recent book, The Vixen Manual: How To Find, Seduce, & Keep The Man You Want, she attempts to help modern women with a variety of ways, including sexual positions, to “Seduce and Keep The Man You Want.”

After seeing the pics below, the only thing that I think about when putting the words “Vixen” and “Superhead” in a sentence together is a spiteful woman, because ladies, if you use any of these NSFW illustrations that look like they come out of a third grade boys bathroom, you will ruin yourself, and your relationship and spirit will never be the same.

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Gucci Makes The Snow Bunnies Go Bonkers

Posted by Fresh on July 21, 2009

Gucci!

Thank God for small favors.

Contrary to the gossip mill Gucci Mane LeFlair isn’t trying to protect his man hood or biscuits in the big house. Rumors circulated over the weekend that he was heading back to jail after violating his probation sending him bird walking back to the slammer, prompting his attorney to release a statement denying the chitter chatter.

The only thing Gucci is guilty of is driving the snow bunnies wild! Watch and be amazed at two of your cousins [by marriage] go ape shit over his designer peen. I love chicken!

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YouTube Clip of the Day

Posted by Fresh on July 20, 2009

One of your cousins from Jacksonville, Flawduh [DU-VAL!] got more than what she expected during some hot one on one time during a male revue show. Something inside of my heart tells me that Marta Girl wouldn’t have kept her composure quite the same if this happened to her.

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In Case You Missed It: Karrine Steffans On The Today Show

Posted by Fresh on July 16, 2009

To us Superhead is just another dick sucking [not that there is anything wrong with that] trollop trying to cash in on her past sexual exploits with athletes and celebrities but to The Today Show she is a relationship expert.

SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.

And what’s with her claiming to have two sons now? Bleh, maybe this is just another lie that she is trying to pass off as a truth.

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