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Wuz Up Wit Da Cookies?

What\'s Up With Da Cookies?

This is why I can’t keep any reputable advertisers for this site! Oh well, I will take fuckery any day over Arab money. I’ve never done an afternoon sexy entry before but something tells me that by simply posting these pictures I am helping somebody’s day go a little bit more smoother.

[*DJ Khaled voice*] I do this for the hood ’cause the hood told me I could!

I don’t have the scans from Dollicia Bryant’s XXL Eye Candy spread but I got a couple of flicks that should satisfy your appetite for tooted up ass.

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Let Them Eat Cake

Want to see what the cake at Superhead’s baby shower will look like? Fast forward to the fuckery!

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More Cushion For The Pushing

Team Chunk is taking all types of loses this month! If it weren’t for Thanksgiving being around the corner I would go on a diet and switch teams.

Author of ‘Celebrities Are Groupies Too’ China Starr claims to have banged Ed Lover, Zab Judah, Aaron Hall [who was taking anger management courses during their relationship - - I can't] and the sexy beast that is Funkmaster Flex. Is your pussy jealous yet?! Ladies don’t have the long face, China also says that she got a taste of Gloria Velez’s panty pudding.

I’m not saying that she didn’t sex all of those folks but the last thing she looked like she fucked up was a pork chop sandwich.

Raven, You’re Next

Adrienne + Kim

If I had to choose Adrienne Bailon from a line-up I would probably identify her as a member of 3LW and not as a Cheetah Girl. Damn this generation gap!

The Disney star’s laptop was stolen in late October at JFK International Airport in New York. When she discovered the computer was missing in action she filed a report with the Port Authority. Later on that day her record company received an anonymous call from a man who said he’d return her laptop if they forked over $1,000.

A meeting was arranged and the laptop and funds were exchanged, but not before the man snatched flicks of Adrienne with her ass tooted up. The pictures have since hit these mean internets.

I bet her boyfriend Robert Kardashian is somewhere crying like a bitch. First his sister makes a sex tape, then throwback pictures of his other sister [not Khloe - - thank sweet minty Jesus] flashing her teenage pussy now this.

I blame Vanessa Hudgens.  I read on TMZ last week Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend moved in with her but they don’t share a bed together and have to sleep with the doors of their bedroom open. So many questions about that one.

What would FreddyO’s granny have to save about all of this shit is what I would like to know.

Hoes Gotta Celebrate Their Birthdays Too

Everybody’s favorite nut bucket ass hoe took a break from arguing with bloggers and celebrated her 30th birthday [insert side-eye] this past weekend in Atlanta.

Word is that Nelly and Jermaine Dupri were in the building but understandably didn’t want to be photographed. Would you?!

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Grimace With Your Eyes

Actress [if you want to call her that] Meagan Good hosted a party at The Bank Nightclub at Bellagio on Friday. [insert slow hand claps]

You can tell when the folks in Hollywood are looking to make a little change on the side. Momofukas be hosting everything from baby showers to birthday parties trying to make enough cash to cover their car payment and mortgage. Ms. Good would be better off selling ass on Craigslist or hitting her boyfriend up for the moolah.

But I digress.

Fill in the blank: Meagan’s “sexy lip pout” actually looks like she is _____________.

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My Umi Says, Um, No



Mos Def’s wife [girl take a number] video model [1] Alana Wyatt spoke to Ike Dirty of Dirty N’ The Beest about her marriage to the rapper and current divorce proceedings as well as her relationship with various athletes and entertainers.

The former stripper and seventh grade drop-out, says she uses nicknames and aliases for the men in her upcming tell-all book, “out of respect for their wives.”

My people, my gender. When will it stop?

[1] I refuse to type video vixen on this blog. Appearing in two videos does not define you as such. Now when you are on the prolific level of Buffie the Body and can convince Gucci Mane to buy you a two piece dark meat combo and a set of alloy rims then holla at me.

Show + Tell

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It’s officially Literacy In The Hood Day in Crunkland. I do this for my culture.

According to the homie Necole Bitchie, as apart of her six figure deal with Warner Books [$.000019] Superhead will be releasing two upcoming books. Her third book is tentatively titled ‘Vixen Manual’ and will teach fellow nut bucket ass hoes [1] the art of sucking peen. [Click here to watch video of Karrine Steffans talking about the book]

[1] Let me clarify a small point. Just because you love to sip your man’s babies or whatever it is that keeps him satisfied doesn’t automatically qualify you for nut bucket ass hoe status in my book. However, if you are doing this in place of a full time job or in exchange for goods and services then chances are . . . you know the rest.

There’s a big difference from being a huster and a hoe, let’s not confuse the two. Happy peen sucking!

[Flicks credit: Allwyn Forrestor]