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Tweets Is Watching: Another NBA Player Gets Exposed

Posted by J. Cooper on March 29, 2010

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Last night, an anonymous supporter of Kat Stacks [no really, thats what her bio says on Twitter] got into a spat with the girlfriend of NBA player Dorell Wright on the the 9th circle of social networking hell before later tweeting x-rated flicks of Dorell’s private regions.

The unknown jump-off was keen to give the baller’s girlfriend Mia Lee advice about their relationship, suggesting she shouldn’t stay with him, that he is setting a “bad example” for their son, and that she shouldn’t be so desperate for the cash and perks that comes along with being the companion of a NBA player. This advice coming from a woman who supports a loose pussy transient that spent time in jail, wore an ankle monitor to a jump-off session with Lil’ Bow Wow, & is a mother, yet sleeps with the kiddie league inside Young Money.

You can check the goods [NSFW] out at Rhymes With Snitch, with your fast ass.

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Quick Quotes: Reggie Bush’s Sideline Hoe

Posted by Fresh on February 10, 2010

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That’s not Tyra Sanchez, that’s a hoe without a publicist.

Earlier this week, a video surfaced on the web, showing me on a private tour of New Orleans Saints player, Reggie Bush’s home. The published blog posts about the video have painted me as everything from a “thirsty ho,” to “jump off” to “escort.” These names aren’t insulting, for they’re not true.

As you all know by now, Reggie and I had a brief short lived relationship almost one year ago. During that time, we both were in serious relationships with other people, but we had an “understanding.”

Unfortunately, things hit the fan when Reggie’s girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, found out about our secret relationship. She immediately ran to the Internet to throw me under the bus. When this happened, Reggie and I went our separate ways. During our brief relationship, Reggie became a dear and valued friend to me. The negativity surrounding that situation made it extremely difficult for me to move on.

However, I did.

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Rewind: Hoe Shit Can Completely Ruin A Man

Posted by Fresh on January 26, 2010

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This is going to sound like a Tyler Perry stage play but stick with me.

City High’s Robbie Pardlo’s world was shattered when then girlfriend Claudette Ortiz left him and started a romantic relationship with fellow group member Ryan Toby before the group disbanded in 2003. The couple tied the knot a year later and continued to pursue careers in entertainment while Pardlo quietly made the retreat back to his parents’ house, becoming an alcoholic in the process. His rise and fall was the subject of last night’s episode of Intervention. Check out a clip from the show after the jump.

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Quick Quotes: Jamiee Grubbs

Posted by Fresh on January 22, 2010

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There is some poor aspiring actress / waitress out there kicking herself for not dividing that pussy for Tiger when she had the opportunity. Next time, don’t be so stingy with the goodies. It could land you on the cover of a Aussie men’s magazine.

“I was attracted to his sarcastic personality. It’s very similar to mine. He can be very funny but he’s quite evasive and quiet at first. I wasn’t necessarily attracted to who he was and what he looked like. It took three days for me to really think, ‘Hey, he’s kinda cute.’”

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Day Late, Dollar Short: Ex-Mistress Suing Shaquille O’Neal for Harassment

Posted by Fresh on January 13, 2010

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Side lines hoes are going for the gusto! The days of getting hard dick and bubble gum are a thing of the past.

With lawyer Gloria Allred by her side, Vanessa Lopez held a news conference in Beverly Hills on Tueday in which she claims she and Shaquille O’Neal began an intimate relationship about five years ago. She says she was initially resistant because O’Neal was married, but he told her he had an “open relationship.”

The 30 year old model alleges that things took an ugly turn after she she told O’Neal she thought she might be pregnant.

“My life has changed so much because of what I had to endure since [September],” Lopez said at a Los Angeles news conference. “I fear that someone is after me.”

Allred said Lopez started dating O’Neal, 37, in 2004. She declined to address police reports linking her client to sexual relationships with Cleveland Cavaliers guard Delonte West in 2006 and Orlando Magic star J.J. Redick in 2007.

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Cover To Cover: Tiger Woods Takes His Shirt Off For Vanity Fair

Posted by Fresh on January 4, 2010

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Styled to resemble fresh fish prison yard fish, a pre-scandal Tiger Woods takes a cue from Gucci Mane for the February issue of Vanity Fair, making the hoes stop breathing while getting a piece of his nipple action. Burrr!

Via Just Jared:

Inside the mag is a full portfolio of never-before-seen photos of a raw, unguarded Tiger.

Pulitzer Prize winner Buzz Bissinger, author of “Friday Night Lights”, reflects on Tiger’s downfall and what his future may hold: “In the end it was the age-old clash of image versus reality…. He deluded himself into thinking he could be something that he wasn’t: untouchable. The greatest feat of his career is that he managed to get away with it for so long in public, the bionic man instead of the human one who hit a fire hydrant.”

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Rewind: SNL Spoofs Tiger Woods

Posted by Fresh on December 7, 2009

While more of Tiger’s hoes were falling from the sky like candy coated raindrops Saturday Night Live took a swipe at the fallen golden boy in a sketch, but everybody wasn’t laughing.

In the comedy sketch, Tiger Woods (played by the “S.N.L.” performer Kenan Thompson) gives a series of press conferences attempting to apologize for acts of infidelity. In each appearance, the fictional Woods appears with more bruises and injuries, evidently sustained at the hands of Elin (played in the skit by Ms. Lively).

Around the blogosphere, viewers wondered if “Saturday Night Live” went too far in mining comedy from the subject of domestic abuse — particularly when the show’s musical guest was Rihanna, who in February was assaulted by her then-companion, Chris Brown. [continue reading]

Did SNL go too far or are people are being too sensitive?

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Hoe Shit: Tiger Woods’ Voicemail Plea

Posted by Fresh on December 2, 2009

I can’t begin to keep up with all of the mess surrounding Tiger Woods right now so I am depending on you all to keep me abreast [and thigh] on the latest. What I do know is that every time my RSS feeder refreshes another mistress has dropped out of the sky and is now selling her story. Gone are the days when hoes would never kiss and tell.

If you have had a sexual encounter with Mr. Woods and would like to share your tales of bedroom bedlam with Crunkland in exchange for a $25 Applebee’s gift card hit me up! In the meanwhile listen to this sad shit right here.

On Nov. 24 — the day before reports of his alleged infidelity first surfaced — Tiger Woods, 33, phoned his off-and-on girlfriend, 24 year-old Los Angeles cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, and left a message in which he begged her to change her voicemail greeting.

“Hey, it’s Tiger,” he says in the voicemail, obtained by Usmagazine.com (listen above). “I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

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Quick Flicks: Trey Songz + Toni Braxton Lock Lips At The Soul Train Awards

Posted by J. Cooper on November 4, 2009

trey toni kiss Quick Flicks: Trey Songz + Toni Braxton Lock Lips At The Soul Train Awards

When all else fails, do some hoe shit.

Remember when Jamie Foxx and Fantasia kissed at the BET Awards and how disgusting, sick, and filthy it made you feel on the inside? Well fret not, because here is another kiss in award history to make you break-out in night sweats once again.

Trey Songz and the disgraced former mayor of Cougar Town decided to “up the ante” during their performance at last night’s Soul Train Awards and poison each others lips with their saliva. No shade as I got lucky myself during this past Halloween weekend [Horray!] but I did mine behind closed doors, not in front of the “elite” of Atlanta. Lets hope they got checkups after their lip-locking: everyone likes to go “downtown” these days.

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Why Won’t You Let Coco’s Ass Be Great?!

Posted by Fresh on September 8, 2009

During a visit to Lip Service last month Ice-T’s bottom bitch’s bottom was roughhoused in an attempt to prove that her cakes do not come courtesy of Dr. 90210.

“I saw Tyra, she did a thing on her show where she was upset because her boobs are not fake and she was trying to show it and you know I felt her because I have to do it on a day to day basis. Because I’m white I can’t just be thicker than the average girl,” contested Coco.

You may have the blond hair but you don’t have the proud blood of Agnes Dereon flowing through your veins, lady.

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