Midget Mac has grown a beard and packed on a couple of extra pounds in an attempt to disguise his appearance until he can go into a witness protection program. The feds have been busy lately. Two words: Gary Coleman
Friday Fuckery: Confidence Is Key!
If you don’t think you’re the baddest bitch standing in line at Speedy Cash then who else will? We all have little things about ourselves that we would like to see vanish into thin air along with Vivica’s hair line, but until that faithful day comes love what you got and flaunt it in the process. Sure, you may end up on C+D as a Friday Fuckery item but fuck it.
News Break: Burglary Victim Fights Back, Beats Suspect With Staple Gun
When Pedro Kennedy opened his front door to let his female friend out, he was greeted by a flurry of punches that knocked him back inside his house on Willow.
“He comes in rushing me,” Pedro demonstrated. “Hitting me like this in the face. We fought back this way all the way across the house.”
The drops of blood on the floor and the ransacked rooms are reminders of Pedro’s fight for his life with suspected burglar Dartaniel Palmore.
Palmore’s black eye and bloody face, courtesy of the lesson Pedro taught him during the brawl. The 51-year-old handy man beat him with a staple gun.
“The only way to bring him into understanding is by putting the pain on him and understand that everybody understands pain,” Pedro laughed.
Police also charged Pedro’s late night friend, 22-year-old old Wynesha Johnson, with setting him up.
“She kept saying ‘no, no. I want you to walk me to the door.’ That’s when I knew something was up. ”
Star Tracks: 50 Cent Hits The Club In Paris
Speak Lord, speak to me. I had the same expression written across my face last night while watching the Soul Train Awards.
Curtis wasn’t the least bit interested in finding a woman to have his million dollar baby with at the VIP Room in Paris, France over the weekend but his icy disposition melted away while sharing center stage with DJ Whoo Kid and Tony Yayo. Bromance does the trick every time.
YouTube Clip of the Day
I have been blessed to witness many things in my life – - the trailer for Goonette, President Obama touching down in the White House, and the rise and fall of Bokeem Woodbine’s acting career – - but nothing more precious than this moment. If Rosa Parks [God bless her sweet soul] was a transgender man living in L.A. in 2009 her tale would go something like this.
[Jacked from You Know You Dead Azz Wrong]
Friday Fuckery: News Break Story of the Week
Quarter pound, half pound, whole pound, aye!
An off-duty Tullytown, Pa., police officer stopped for a midnight snack at a New Falls Road Burger King Monday, only to discover marijuana was on the menu.
Officer Shawn McClister ordered his meal at the fast-food restaurant’s drive-through and drove around to the window to pick up his food. The 32-year-old Burger King employee at the window asked McClister if he had any alcohol he could give him.
“What?” the policeman responded. Taharka Johnson repeated the question, saying that he was willing to exchange weed for alcohol, reports the Intelligencer.
Redefining the term “burger joint,” Johnson went and got his stash while another worker handed McClister his food. Johnson returned with a black bag and a clear dime bag of “green vegetable matter.”
32-year-old Burger King employee Taharka Johnson was arrested on charges stemming from trying to sell an off-duty cop weed at the restaurant drive-thru
McClister rotated his knit hat to display the words “Tullytown Police” and said, “That’s not a smart idea, now is it?” reports the Intelligencer.
McClister drove away with his original order and returned soon after with an on-duty Falls police officer
Police arrested Johnson on charges of drug possession with intent to deliver, as well as drug paraphernalia charges, after they found the black bag with several dime bags inside it in a trash can.
Johnson should have known better. People get the munchies after smoking weed, buddy, not before. [SOURCE]
Quick Flicks: Nivea’s Baby Shower
I wouldn’t be able to maintain an entertainment site without having some type of interest in the lives of celebrities but I have been looking at these momofukas sideways through sepia lenses for the past couple of weeks. I love Hollyhood shenanigans just as much as the next person but should the journeys of Lil’ Wayne’s baby mamas be chronicled? Help me understand.
At any rate, friend to Crunkland KiddUNot attended Nivea’s baby shower at Villa Christina in Atlanta on Sunday. Her upcoming delivery will make this Weezy’s 3rd son in a year in a half.
I don’t know why Lauren, Nivea, and that random nail technician didn’t all just hook up and have a baby shower three the hard way style to cut down on costs. I’m sure Miss Cita would approve.
