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People You Should Be Paying Homage To: This Stunt Queen

stunt3 People You Should Be Paying Homage To: This Stunt Queen

With boards in front of her relating a tale of woe, a young girl managed to accumulate lots of donations from kindhearted strangers in the street in Nanchong, southwest China’s Sichuan Province. But then . . .

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Quick Quotes: Joan Rivers Reads Chelsea Handler For Filth

joan1 Quick Quotes: Joan Rivers Reads Chelsea Handler For Filth

Nick Cannon isn’t the only one scheming on ways to run up on Chelsea Handler at the checkout line Target. (Mr. Mariah didn’t take too kindly to the comments Handler made about his wife’s battle of the bulge.)

With the instrumental to T.I.’s “U Don’t Know Me” playing inside her head Joan Rivers ripped into 50 Cent’s former cum catcher Tuesday morning on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM show in response to the light shade she served only a day prior while chatting it up with syndicated shock jock.

“One, the girl made it on her back fucking the president, we all know that, of the network. Number two, she’s fine, she’s ordinary. She’s not a genius,” said Joan.

“She’s an ordinary girl that was fucking somebody high up in the industry and they gave her a break and she’s doing okay,” Joan told Howard referring to Chelsea’s past relationship with E! President Ted Harbert.

“Whatever she is, she’s a drunk. I don’t wish her good luck, I don’t wish her bad luck,” Joan said.“I don’t think she’s particularly funny. But don’t you come after me, you whore!”

She then dropped her cup of morning joe to the floor, peeled off her shirt and asked, “Now who else wanna fuck with Hollywood Courts?” Watch the video below.

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Buzz Notes: ‘BMF Wives’ Spark New Drama With A BMF Mama

The possible inclusion of BMF Wives in an actual network television line-up has everybody in the trap reaching for their respective semi-automatic weapons. That’s not a sofa cushion you’re sitting on inside Cousin Meat’s living room. It’s an armory.

There’s a new long haired thick redbone on the block relaying messages for her son and dig this, she loves to abuse cap locks and side swept hairstyles just as much as Mama Breezy. Could this be love at first sight?

The mother of BMF co-founder Demetrius “Big Meech” Flenory had enough tough titties and bubble gum to go around in a statement chin checking The Real Trap Wives.

headshot Buzz Notes: BMF Wives Spark New Drama With A BMF MamaAt First I was not going to say anything ..But I Can No longer keep Quiet..Especially when these …INFAMOUS PEOPLE ..Who are Posting Blogs online..On the radio..etc..trying to get there 15 Minutes Of FAME..OFF OF THE NAMES OF MY SONS..OFF OF THE 3 BMF INTIALS..&… BLACK MAFIA FAMILY OR THE FLENORY NAME…I know by speaking out these PEOPLE …Will love to attack whatever I Say…WELL BRING IT ON..I AM SICK & TIRED OF PEOPLE …USING MY FAMILY TO MAKE A NAME FOR THEMSELVES..IT REALLY SHOULD BE OBVIOUS TO YOU ….THAT NOBODY IS INTERESTED IN DOING A STORY ON YOU..WRITING A BOOK OR A SONG…MAKING A MOVIE.. ABOUT YOU..BECAUSE YOU ARE A NOBODY TRYING TO BE SOMEBODY..OFF OF MY FAMILY..USING THEM TO AIR YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY.

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Video: Young Jeezy – “F.A.M.E.” Feat. T.I.

“I wanted to let them know ‘Fake-Ass Motherfuckers Envy,’ because they really do, and I just wanted to go in like that,” explained Young Jeezy when quizzed by MTV about the meaning behind his T.I.-assisted track, “F.A.M.E.”

“It’s an honest interpretation of where I am mentally and how I feel about others volunteering their opinion on my circumstances without having full knowledge,” added T.I. “I felt that it was appropriate when I listened to it. It musically said everything that I wanted to say verbally. I felt that it was a perfect meeting of the minds.”

Watch the Lance Drake directed visual above and tell me what you think of the clip by hitting me up on Twitter at @Freshalina!

Crowd Reaction: Khia’s Latest Glam Shot

Hide your keys, hide your car titles.

Gospel rapper Khia added another head shot to her already extensive portfolio of beauty after she was arrested on Saturday evening in Dekalb County, Georgia for “concealing/endangering property-secured interest.” Basically, Thug Misses got caught red handed unsuccessfully trying to duck the repo man. Hopefully next time around she takes a cue from Young Jeezy and hide the rest of the yams at her auntie’s house.

khia mugshot Crowd Reaction: Khias Latest Glam Shot“She looks like one of those people in The Wiz working in the factory before the rain washed away the ugliness.” — Darrell

“NO MISS SOPHIA NO! Seriously. I can bump to a few of her jams but sometimes, as a struggling artist, you just have to know when to sashay away. Time to gather up your bags of hair and put the titties away. Now head on over to the church kitchen to live out the rest of your days fryin’ chicken for God’s children until they comin’ fo’ to carry you home.” — Steven

“Her neck, her back, she hid it her crack!” — Culinary Chick

“This mug shot is hurting me. I mean they couldn’t have let her put on some lip gloss. Carmex or something?!” — Candice

Cover To Cover: Lil’ Wayne Gives The Kids At The Mall Their Fashion Guide For The Fall With His XXL Cover

lwcover Cover To Cover: Lil Wayne Gives The Kids At The Mall Their Fashion Guide For The Fall With His XXL Cover

There’s more peace among his baby mamas than anything currently going down at the United Nations but XXL’s July/August 2011 cover story on Hollygrove’s most recognized martian Lil’ Wayne probably doesn’t touch on the subject. Leave that to the journalistic expertise of Jamie Foster Brown, thank you!

Writer Shaheem Reid, chopped it up with Weezy in Miami about how a rapper as prolific as himself, was able to actually select tracks for Tha Carter IV. Asked, when he knew that the album was ready, Wayne said: “You don’t. When they tell you. When [manager Cortez Bryant] call me and tell me and say, ‘You got such and such date is your deadline to stop,’ I be like, ‘Aight.’ ’Cause I never stop recording, obviously. So it’s just on him to say, “Okay, stop. We’re gonna pick these songs, and that’s the album.’ That’s how we do it.”

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Quick Flicks: Lil’ Wayne, Drake, Christina Milian and More Say Yes To Rehab

rehab1 Quick Flicks: Lil Wayne, Drake, Christina Milian and More Say Yes To Rehab

Would you drop $300 to watch Drizzy Droopy and the Loch Ness Monster in action? Before you scoffing in disgust, understand that’s a meager price tag compared to the $10,000 the Hard Rock in Las Vegas requested party goers to cough up for a cabana. Nonetheless, plenty of your cousins continued on in tragic negro tradition and blew cash set aside to cover their rent, car note, utility bills and monthly grocery allowance in order to keep up with appearances in party destinations across the country this weekend.

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Spotted: Lil’ Wayne Is A Son of a Beach

wayne beach Spotted: Lil Wayne Is A Son of a Beach

Louisianimal was photographed taking a proverbial long walk on the beach in Miami hand-in-hand with a mystery woman on Tuesday (May 24). Familiarize yourself with the finalist of Weezy’s Womb. Now, look away before turning into a pillar of salt!

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People You Should Be Paying Homage To: Lil’ Scrappy’s Mama

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Motherhood is a selfless job.

After being tipped off about the images of Soulja Boy draped over her son’s former fiancée, the mother of rapper Lil’ Scrappy jumped in her G-ride and went looking to bring drama directly to the front door of Ms. 32 Flavors, like this:

Once circling around the block several times proved to be unsuccessful Mama D called up Atlanta’s Hot 107.9 to publicly shade Diamond.

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Freeze Frame: Weezy’s Family Atmosphere In Atlanta

weezy11 Freeze Frame: Weezys Family Atmosphere In Atlanta

One would imagine that juggling the demands of multiple baby mamas is far from easy but Lil’ Wayne seem to relish the challenge. With four under his belt the 28-year-old is showing no signs of letting up any time soon. While that act of perseverance garners a rousing standing ovation down at the car wash Waka Flocka Flame got shot at I doubt you are out of your seat just yet.

Half of Weezy’s baby muvahs (Sarah Vivian, pictured above holding Dwayne III and Toya Carter) enjoyed a front row view at their child support check at work during the Atlanta stop of the ‘I Am Music’ Tour. “Just enjoyed an AMAZING show w/ the fam!!!! 1st time Lil Tune seen Daddy do his thing LIVE!! @NICKIMINAJ gave us memories for LIFE!!,” tweeted Sarah after watching Big Tunechi tear down Philips Arena on Saturday.

PHOTO CREDIT: PRINCE WILLIAMS / ATLPICS.NET / SANDRA ROSE

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