Brick Squad is for the children.

Grove Street’s most promising resident Waka Flocka Flame partnered with SEA Brand Clothing and Complex Magazine to host the launch of his custom Brick Squad Monopoly snapback and anti-bullying campaign. Yes, you read that right. Mr. Salute Me Or Shoot Me is going hard on the muthafuckin’ playground by taking a non-violent stance against bullies. BOW! BOW! BOW!

Proceeds from will be donated to the Pacer’s National Bullying Prevention Center. Check out flicks from the event courtesy of Freddy O.

The Smoking Section - Pastor Troy, a beloved rapper known for having an authentic WWE replica belt and screaming a lot, has finally made it big time. Now he’s on Judge Alex, who is kind of the Pastor Troy of television judges because you forget he exists until people mention his name and you say “who”?

Apparently, a former friend and club promoter found some change in his couch and wanted to book Pastor Troy for his club in Augusta. Well, Troy didn’t know it was in Augusta at first and backed out because he has beef with people there. Well, the promoter couldn’t live with the disappointment of a canceled Pastor Troy show would cause dozens of fans, so he sent him to Judge Alex.

“That makes all the difference in the world? People who wanna pop a cap in you aren’t going to drive 20 minutes?”

You better read for filth, Judge Alex.

There’s a new long haired thick redbone on the block relaying messages for her son and dig this, she loves to abuse cap locks and side swept hairstyles just as much as Mama Breezy. Could this be love at first sight?

The mother of BMF co-founder Demetrius “Big Meech” Flenory had enough tough titties and bubble gum to go around in a statement chin checking The Real Trap Wives.

At First I was not going to say anything ..But I Can No longer keep Quiet..Especially when these …INFAMOUS PEOPLE ..Who are Posting Blogs online..On the radio..etc..trying to get there 15 Minutes Of FAME..OFF OF THE NAMES OF MY SONS..OFF OF THE 3 BMF INTIALS..&… BLACK MAFIA FAMILY OR THE FLENORY NAME…I know by speaking out these PEOPLE …Will love to attack whatever I Say…WELL BRING IT ON..I AM SICK & TIRED OF PEOPLE …USING MY FAMILY TO MAKE A NAME FOR THEMSELVES..IT REALLY SHOULD BE OBVIOUS TO YOU ….THAT NOBODY IS INTERESTED IN DOING A STORY ON YOU..WRITING A BOOK OR A SONG…MAKING A MOVIE.. ABOUT YOU..BECAUSE YOU ARE A NOBODY TRYING TO BE SOMEBODY..OFF OF MY FAMILY..USING THEM TO AIR YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY.

HERE A CLUE FOR THE CLUELESS….THE LAST TIME I LOOKED…WHEN IT COMES TO MY SONS ..MY FAMILY….THE ONLY WIFE..THE ONLY FIRST LADY…THE ONLY MRS. FLENORY ..IS..ME..SHOW ME YOUR MARRIAGE LICENSE…I CAN DEFINITELY SHOW YOU MINE..IF YOU WANTED TO SPEAK BEHALF OF MY SONS ..IN THE COURTROOM WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST PLACE..IF YOU WANTED TO BE THEIR WIFE …YOU SHOULD HAVE MARRIED …I AM NOT TRYING TO SEND A MESSAGE OUT TO THE PEOPLE OR TODAYS YOUTH THAT I AM PROUD OF MY SONS BEING CRIMINALS…NEITHER SHOULD YOU..I AM PROUD THAT THEY ARE MY SONS AND LOVE THEM FOR THERE IMPERFECTIONS AS WELL..WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES IN LIFE..BUT WE ARE SUPPOSE TO LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES…BE A POSITIVE EXAMPLE FOR OUR CHILDREN..THIS FAMILY AND EXTENDED FAMILY .. (continue reading)

Although hard to believe, the above photo collage isn’t a preview of an upcoming campaign for Carol’s Daughter.

Renford Patterson (who appears to be from the same tribe as Gucci Mane), Antonio Webb and Demetri Marsh stand accused of stealing bras, boas and buttpads along with thousands of dollars worth of flimsy fabrics, sequins, and other accessories from Central Florida stores, so why should you fall to your knees at their glittery alter? Because the trio knows how to stick to a budget and work efficiently as a group.

“It’s a whole gang of drag queens,” said Amanda Marshall, manager of Jo-Ann Fabrics on East Colonial Drive in Orlando, where police arrested three suspects Sunday afternoon. “They were real upset when the police made them take their wigs off.”

Wearing a tank top and multi-color tights, one of the gworls was spotted stuffing the following items in a handbag: Five packs of black feathers, two packs of red feathers, two packs of red lace gloves, two packs of black red lace gloves, eyelashes, five bra pads, five butt pads, five gel inserts as well as three handbags, two boas, three pairs of costume glasses and 10 bandanas.

It’s not every day you see men, dressed as women, stuffing merchandise in their clothes and bags. Well, for employees at Jo-Ann Fabrics & Craft Store — that’s exactly what happened Sunday.

An employee told police she saw four men walked into the fabric store on East Colonial Drive at about 5:30 p.m., three were dressed as women and began taking items off the shelves and stuffed it under their clothes and personal bags.

Officers were called when employees witnessed the shoplifting, but the suspects fled before they arrived.

One of the suspects threatened an employee when confronted, saying “[Expletive], I will cut your [expletive].”

The suspects were later caught down the street during a traffic stop. Officers listed some of the items they stole as fishnet tights, green glitter tights, women’s eyelashes, boas, butt pads and bra pads. The total worth of the stolen merchandise was almost $800.

The three suspects were identified as Antonio Webb, 21, Lavell Patterson, 18, and Rashad Marsh, 19. They were all charged with grand theft and transported to the Orange County Jail. They later bonded out on a total of $3,200.

It is not known whether the fourth suspect has been arrested.

Quiet conquests are often times the most fulfilling but a couple of victory laps around the track while waving the confederate state flag of choice would be more than appropriate in this case for southern hip hop fans. They can’t blame this shit on us, B.

Rapper Mr. EBT’s eyes still light up like that of a child on Christmas Day when the words “EBT Accepted” appears on the outside of a place of business so following the creative genius of Alicia Keys and Alabaster Creole he decided to put it in a love song.

“Bitch hold up, who the fuck are you? / Cause you see my swiping you asking for Mountain Dew? / She confused / This ain’t even my shit / She let me hold it for a while, bitch.” Welcome to my hood.

C. Delores Tucker is doing more donuts in her grave than a Big Tymer’s video. Giving the circumstances surrounding the previous post the video for “Ride Dick So Good” couldn’t come at a more inopportune time in Crunkland, but, such is life. Flowers for Algernod, anyone?

“I don’t know if he could work with kids or not, but I’m sure he’ll make a good gym teacher. He’ll get the kids hype.” — Jacquelyn

“He could give bus tours of Decatur and Bankhead.” — Tiffany

“2012 Muppet Baby cast member.” — Daley

“Grove Street Block Party Planner?” — Yolonda

“His BA in Geometry, his masters in Shapes n’ Shit, and his PhD in BowBowBowBowBow. No?” — Marianna

“Everest College commercials.” — Justin

“Garbage collector in Compton!” — Kim

“Rock the Vote spokesperson.” — Oronne

“A fluffer for porn?” — Shasta

“He could work as a full-time after school special.” — Kari

“Fozzie the Bear impersonator for Urban and at risk youth.” — Reggie

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A wife and set of newborn twins aren’t keeping Nick Cannon trapped inside the house. That’s . . . interesting. Mr. Mariah was among the celebrity crowd to participate in a weekend full of fun with popular Miami based DJ Irie. Check out pictures of LeBron James as well as Lil’ Jon and his mini-me after the jump.

I thought LeBron’s shirt said Viva Valtrex at first.

Don’t you just hate it when a less aesthetically pleasing person steps to you over sexing their man? Rapper Prada (not to be confused with Gucci, mane) is going through it too. In what is sure to be the anthem of the summer in Liberty City and traps nationwide “I’m Fuckin Yo Nigga” addresses the issue head first over a bargain basement beat assisted with a catchy chorus. Dedicate this ringtone to that press bitch for the times she calls up your phone searching for his ass.

Props Kid Fury

By now you know that Tami Roman is always one Absolut vodka shot away from tagging somebody’s ass after they show the slightest sign of attitude. During last season’s finale of Basketball Wives, Drunk Ass Tami socked Evelyn Lozada silly for calling her a non-muthafuckin’ factor as she revealed she slurped her husband in a past sexcapade. For this season, we can look forward to watching Auntie Tami go wig-for-wig with the show’s latest cast member, Meeka Claxton.

TMZ reports that Tami punched Meeka directly in her face while the girls were in Rome:

Sources close to the show tell us Meeka Claxton (left) and Tami Roman (right) have been on frigid terms for months now — all because Tami has repeatedly accused Meeka of creating animosity between the girls on the show.

Meeka denies the accusations … but during a recent taping at some nightclub in Rome — where the girls filmed several scenes abroad — Tami decided to confront her … fists flying.

We’re told a full on brawl broke out … and ended with Tami PUNCHING Meeka right in the face.

If anyone actually likes Meeka, you can her jaw a “get well soon” tweet here. And you can continue to pray that doctors help her find treatment for “you’re lame as hell kissing D-list ass on TV to make a friend” disease.