Every morning Fantasia hums the melody to “Project Bitch” while sniff testing the panties in her dirty clothes basket before beginning her daily life mission of being every dope boy’s dream girl. Until you can find a man who can give you dick on the regular and a discount on your T-Mobile bill, I need you not to judge the queen, thanks.
This week’s Throwback Thursday selection highlights her friendship with ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ star Kandi Burruss. As you have probably already assumed, the two friends know how to have a good time.
When reports began circulating that Tasia Mae got loose on the devil’s juice at Kandi’s wedding and called Kandi “the realest bitch” and “my motherfucking friend” during her colorful toast at the reception, I gave myself on of those Mo’Nique hugs and smiled to the powers above.
A rep for Kandi commented on the situation saying that she laughed her big ass off at Fantasia’s speech and the two had a blast at the wedding.
Pray for my haters. Submitted for your shady ass approval, here’s the gospel response to Rich Homie Quan’s soul-stirring coon anthem “Type Of Way” from Houston preacher Vaughaligan Walwyn that I made mention of during my latest podcast episode.
I wonder if there is bottle service in heaven. But I digress.
“Got A Feeling” appears on his project ‘Grace Still Abides’, which features other well known H-Town artists like Scarface, Bun B, Paul Wall, Mike Jones and Z-Ro. The album is currently available for pre-order on iTunes and is set to release nationwide April 8th.
Third times a charm. On the latest episode of my podcast Neck Of The Woods, I share a cautionary tale, give my two cents on church folks who are hellbent on being hustled, read Jackie Christie’s edges their last rites, and more!
Are Babs Bunny‘s days of hemming up other people’s husbands inside recording studios, walking miles for cheesecake, and braiding hair on the front steps of her porch over now that she is expecting her first child?
The former member of Diddy’s flop sensation supergroup Da Band recently shared snapshots from her baby shower on Instagram.
I try my best not to talk about other people’s kids (even if they are beyond my weight class) so I will attempt to remain on my best behavior when addressing vine sensation Terio‘s day at the beach this week.