Swagger on a hundred thousand trillion!
If Verdine White and a random hedge hog made sweet, tender love under a sycamore tree Wendell James would be the end result. It’s too late in the evening for me to even begin to break this one down, so instead I will promote C+D’s new bastard child, The Bocks. Join today and the Lord will truly bless.
I never paid much attention to Khia’s tattoos because I was too busy focusing in on her Appalachian Trail grill or wardrobe but her body artwork is pretty refreshing. The balloons on her forearms reminds me of birthday party invitations. I feel all festive and shit now!
I don’t know what is going on with the Queen’s eyebrows but that situation needs to be corrected immediately. Aside from her eye caterpillars dare I say she actually looks decent? Normally I would say something slick about Khia’s dress coming from the flea market but ain’t shit funny about this economic crunch we got going on. If anything I applaud her for only spending $15 on her outfit and accessories.
Now pledge allegiance to the Thug Misses flag.
[Flicks via OzoneMag]
I would like to present you with the following bouquet of roses in lieu of the obligatory O.J. Simpson post. Thank me in cyber hugs.
While going through the archives of one of my favorite new blogs, Alphanista, I came across this zest filled pictures of Plies, Jamie Foxx and The Dream. Please excuse my hands is right.
Savvy Fatty thinks that Jamie wants to know if Plies’ boogina smells like waw-duh but I can’t seem to call it.
Want to see what the cake at Superhead’s baby shower will look like? Fast forward to the fuckery!
ShowYaColorz.com is one of the best sites for laughter on the internet. The sheer fuckery being displayed by your cousins on each and every single gallery page sent shivers down my spine. The last time I felt this connected to something viral was when I watched Kim Zolciak singing karoke on YouTube. Check out the site the next time you have the sudden urge to see greasy women and midgets in a non-sexual manner.
My soul is still in mourning from watching China Starr’s interview earlier but I must go on. Much like her cholesterol China’s stock is sky rocketing with every hour. Too bad the terms of her new found internet popularity is pretty fucked up.
Let this be a lesson that today’s All The Parties.com bust it baby is tomorrow’s Team Chunk member.
I don’t know who she will have to sleep with [or who will allow her to sleep with them] but Khia needs her own syndicated talk show. I can envision the brown beauty [hi hater] hurling insults like “dusty foot bitch” and “fuck boy” at her guests. I’m going to sow a seed faith at church on Sunday that my prayers come through. In the meanwhile I guess I will be stuck reading her poignant MySpace blog.
Here is what Thug Misses had to say in response to Diddy appearing in L’uomo Vogue with his naked twin daughters:
P-Diddy what the hell is really going on???? Where the hell is Kim Porter and your Lil Kim looking ass MAMMIE???
I know Janice Combs didn’t appove this shit here!!!!!!!! Now….The Hood already knew that you had a little SUGA in your TANK and that you FUCKED FARNSWORTH and that’s why you never married Kim and you STOLE Danity Kane’s Money…. But a PEDIFILE?????? You gotta clear this one up for me Diddy!!!!!! Why is the HOOD calling you a PEDIFILE????? Is it because you really got a THANG for BOYS?????? Or is because you have pictures of you and your little girls butt-ass naked with Chippendale Bow-ties around their small ass NECKS??? This look like some Michael Jackson bullshit…
Dirt Angel will reportedly tell his life story in musical titled “The Jim Jones Project.” The production is scheduled to take place Nov. 12 and 13 in New York City. The times and venues have yet to be announced.
“It’s a new and different way that Jim is showcasing his music. He’s taking his upcoming album and telling his life story via the album and the actors acting it out as a play to release his album,” a source explained to 24HourHipHop. “The upcoming album is the soundtrack to the play. We have two nights.”
I cannot and will not comment on this issue any further.