“I always get Santa lingerie, even if nobody sees itt. But this year it will be appreciated! [My girlfriends and I] go in the hot tub in our Christmas bikinis, then roll in the fresh snow and jump back in . . . I’m really looking forward to being in love on Christmas. The holidays are always great, but being in love … is going to be the icing on the cake.”
- - Mimikins strips down for Christmas
This shit is gross. I’d rather drink Pig Pen’s hot tub water through a sour straw
Vocalist extraordinaire Ashanti performed at Route 66 Casino’s Legends Theater [LOL] in Albuquerque, New Mexico on Friday for a good damn cause. She has to round up as many coins as she can to pay for Shi Shi’s tuition at culinary school. The poor girl has not got it through her skull yet that she is enrolled to learn how to prepare food, not eat it.
I kid, I kid! We all know there is no reasonable explanation for Ashanti appearances in the post 9/11 world. Coming soon to a Wild Adventures theme park near you!
Michigan police arrested a 29-year-old man for allegedly “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash.
Reports a concerned citizen called the police after seeing the man acting suspiciously inside a car wash at the Saginaw County’s Thomas Township, some 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
The man was caught in the act by the responding police.
“I’ve seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard,” one of the arresting officers said. [source]
Good day haters! Sorry about the lack of updates, yadda yadda. Believe it or not but sometimes a bitch just needs a vacation from the daily routine. When the duty of hoe shit calls I will never send it to the voice mail. Its fun to do hood rat things and don’t you ever forget it.
What better way to kick off Monday than with a set of tangled ass eyes!
People have said “give a dog a bone.” FUCK that! I say give the ex-husband of Real Housewives of Atlanta’s, Sheree some new gatdamn eyes. How in the hell were you playing professional football and you gotta guess where the defense and the ball are going; all cuz your eyes are playing tricks on you. Damn shame!
This is just like the homie Too Short taking 20 years to get his veneers. Get shit fixed with the first advancement check. Niggas be playin too much! I’m from the Bay Area so I don’t wanna disrespect Short but I gotta tell like a T.I.S.!
- - Netta Boo
Crunkster Krystal spotted this flick of Wendell Williams stepping out of a nasty ass Budget Rental ride over at Young, Black, and Fabulous that made me shake my head. I’m sure that she was in a rental joint but eff that.
I have OCD when it comes to keeping the interior of my car clean so this literally made me cringe. I have always been a fervent believer that its not what you have its how you take care of it. I’m sure ReRe the Body and Catfish Wilkerson’s bill at Glady’s Chicken And Waffles is higher than the MSRP of my car but that’s not the point. I [or a local crackhead in need of pocket change] keep my shit clean!
SoulBounce crew, we can’t be friends.
I have always showed my love and support since the inception of SB and then you people [yes, you people!] send over this extreme fuckery?! Nova + Butta, we go way back - - as om 2005 - - and you do this to me? I’m blocking ya’ll ass on AIM and removing both of you from my top 8 on MySpace.
WHY MUST I CRY RANKING [OUT OF 5]
62-year-old Jocelyn Wildenstein chilled at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel with her boo Lloyd Klein early this week. Ugh, imagine having to motor boat that every night. Say something polite!
Stella Foster from the Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Usher has separated from Tameka, who is reportedly pregnant with the couple’s second child.
Everyone please don’t gasp all at once.
If this tidbit of gossip is not true expect Ush to hit several major music networks ranting about his wife and to flash his wedding ring to the paparazzi in the upcoming days. If its true however I think he and Keyshia Cole’s mama Frankie should hook up and go out to Joe’s Crab Shack. I’m just saying, if Ray J can smash Whitney . . .
