Rabid Beaver spent the better part of the weekend bitching about being blackballed by major retailers after learning that his album wasn’t available on store shelves. Apparently, Sam Walton didn’t cry when after hearing “Changed Man.” Pull the trigger.
I can’t begin to keep up with all of the mess surrounding Tiger Woods right now so I am depending on you all to keep me abreast [and thigh] on the latest. What I do know is that every time my RSS feeder refreshes another mistress has dropped out of the sky and is now selling her story. Gone are the days when hoes would never kiss and tell.
If you have had a sexual encounter with Mr. Woods and would like to share your tales of bedroom bedlam with Crunkland in exchange for a $25 Applebee’s gift card hit me up! In the meanwhile listen to this sad shit right here.
On Nov. 24 — the day before reports of his alleged infidelity first surfaced — Tiger Woods, 33, phoned his off-and-on girlfriend, 24 year-old Los Angeles cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, and left a message in which he begged her to change her voicemail greeting.
“Hey, it’s Tiger,” he says in the voicemail, obtained by Usmagazine.com (listen above). “I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”
Many have accused Star Jones of losing “too much” weight in the past but now that the new man in her life is a chef expect to see that second double chin make its triumphant return. There is nothing wrong with putting on a few pounds from rolling over after a hot sex-ion in the morning and reaching for a sausage biscuit instead of a granola bar. I’m not going to judge the woman for finally getting dicked down after years of pumping pussies but I’m sure First Lady Diamond wouldn’t mind the shade throwing.
Star Jones and Vivica A. Fox may want to take shelter: Their former pal, LisaRaye McCoy, says they did her wrong – and she’s going to use her new reality show to prove it.
The actress, who starred in the Will Smith-produced sitcom “All of Us” from 2003 to 2007, says a slew of her celebrity friends abandoned her after her divorce last year from Turks & Caicos Premier Michael Misick, and she plans to blast them on her still-untitled show.
First up is former “View” co-host Jones, who raised McCoy’s ire by supposedly supporting Misick after the divorce. “LisaRaye hosted Star at her home in the Turks & Caicos for three weeks when Star was going through her divorce from Al Reynolds,” says a source close to the TV One series. “When the tables turned and McCoy’s marriage ended, Star was helping LisaRaye’s husband.”
That allegedly included counseling Misick and even recommending her personal damage-control publicist to aid him during the messy split.
McCoy says she was also double-crossed by former best friend Fox, who allegedly shared McCoy’s most intimate secrets with Misick. “LisaRaye hasn’t spoken to Vivica since,” said the source.
The list doesn’t stop there – in fact, it gets worse. McCoy also counts “106 & Park” host Rosci as an enemy, accusing the BET star of having an illicit affair with Misick. Even McCoy’s former TV hubby on “All of Us” has fallen out of favor – McCoy claims actor Duane Martin provided a mistress for her then-husband in an effort to do business on Turks & Caicos.
There is an all out public roasting happening right now on Twitter at Lil’ Mama’s expense after she randomly joined Jay-Z and Alicia Keys onstage during their performance of “Empire State of Mind.” Let’s hear it for New York!
After a weekend full of tweets about turkey sandwiches and assorted hoe shit Diddy and Cassie were photographed separately making their way inside Madison Square Garden to attend Britney Spear’s [or Our Lady of Cheetos as MK would proudly proclaim] concert on Tuesday night.
Oh, Kim Porter. I hurt for you. All you ever got was a trip to Planet Groove to watch Total perform “What About Us” from the Soul Food soundtrack. Should’ve cut back on the baby hair when you had the opportunity.
Bow Wow wants the class to know that the pole in his basement is being put to good use. Applaud that man!
If there is one thing I will give Puppy Chow some sort of credit for its that he doesn’t mind getting his paws dirty on Twitter to keep his name in the relevancy loop. He’s not wasting his time depending on his publicist to spread his whoring for propaganda.
Bust this post wide open to check out the flicks.
The milk is not clean but was it ever?
I’m going to refrain from saying anything negative about Gabrielle Union since I don’t want her legion of devoted fans popping up in the c-section raising holy hell so I will just let you do the honors.