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Freeze Frame: Superhead Crashes RuPaul’s Book Signing

ru karrine Freeze Frame: Superhead Crashes RuPauls Book Signing

No, really. I’ve seen it all tonight. First Kourtney Kardashian pulls her baby out of the burning wreckage that is her pussy and now this. James Frey couldn’t make this gathering of random negro souls up if this month’s rent depended on it. Bitch would be out on the streets trying to get on Quween’s good side. Unbelievable.

Leave it up to Karrine and her big bag of hoe tricks to try to steal RuPaul’s mustache thunder. We’re supposed to be discussing the mutha-fuckin-stache at this moment! Sharing a mutual admiration of dicks is one thing. This shit right here?


2me651u Freeze Frame: Superhead Crashes RuPauls Book Signing

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WHY WON’T YOU LET CIARA BE GREAT?!

ciara shot WHY WONT YOU LET CIARA BE GREAT?!

I wasn’t on the scene to witness Baby Syke’s tuck flop out on Thursday night when someone hacked her Twitter account and it fucking kills me. Nothing will ever replace the opportunity to roast that ass over an open flame but Kanye Breast’s updates made me feel warm inside.

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Day Late, Dollar Short: Boo That Man!

ciara3 Day Late, Dollar Short: Boo That Man!

Some Black men just need to do better.

Let this be a lesson for washed up celebrities who think they can show up to events on their own schedule. Uncle Cecil was greeted with a thunderous round of boos from photographers for delaying the start of Givenchy’s haute couture show during Paris Fashion Week on Tuesday. Bitch must have thought she was traveling to Geigh Paree to see the Fall / Winter 2010 She By Sheree Snuggies.

The shutterbugs were also reportedly peeved with the singer for not granting a sufficient amount of time to snap red carpet arrival pictures. After apologizing for her tardiness she took a front row seat next to Kanye and Amberbot, all while wearing her best accessory yet – - the hush mouth.

Can we get some flip cam footage please?

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Wal-Mart Won’t Let Chris Brown Be Great

chris court 1 Wal Mart Wont Let Chris Brown Be Great

Rabid Beaver spent the better part of the weekend bitching about being blackballed by major retailers after learning that his album wasn’t available on store shelves. Apparently, Sam Walton didn’t cry when after hearing “Changed Man.” Pull the trigger.

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Hoe Shit: Tiger Woods’ Voicemail Plea

I can’t begin to keep up with all of the mess surrounding Tiger Woods right now so I am depending on you all to keep me abreast [and thigh] on the latest. What I do know is that every time my RSS feeder refreshes another mistress has dropped out of the sky and is now selling her story. Gone are the days when hoes would never kiss and tell.

If you have had a sexual encounter with Mr. Woods and would like to share your tales of bedroom bedlam with Crunkland in exchange for a $25 Applebee’s gift card hit me up! In the meanwhile listen to this sad shit right here.

On Nov. 24 — the day before reports of his alleged infidelity first surfaced — Tiger Woods, 33, phoned his off-and-on girlfriend, 24 year-old Los Angeles cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, and left a message in which he begged her to change her voicemail greeting.

“Hey, it’s Tiger,” he says in the voicemail, obtained by Usmagazine.com (listen above). “I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

LisaRaye Thinks Starzilla, Aunt Viv, and That Penis Vein From 106 & Park Are Shady Queens

queen 1 LisaRaye Thinks Starzilla, Aunt Viv, and That Penis Vein From 106 & Park Are Shady Queens

Many have accused Star Jones of losing “too much” weight in the past but now that the new man in her life is a chef expect to see that second double chin make its triumphant return. There is nothing wrong with putting on a few pounds from rolling over after a hot sex-ion in the morning and reaching for a sausage biscuit instead of a granola bar. I’m not going to judge the woman for finally getting dicked down after years of pumping pussies but I’m sure  First Lady Diamond wouldn’t mind the shade throwing.

Star Jones and Vivica A. Fox may want to take shelter: Their former pal, LisaRaye McCoy, says they did her wrong – and she’s going to use her new reality show to prove it.

The actress, who starred in the Will Smith-produced sitcom “All of Us” from 2003 to 2007, says a slew of her celebrity friends abandoned her after her divorce last year from Turks & Caicos Premier Michael Misick, and she plans to blast them on her still-untitled show.

First up is former “View” co-host Jones, who raised McCoy’s ire by supposedly supporting Misick after the divorce. “LisaRaye hosted Star at her home in the Turks & Caicos for three weeks when Star was going through her divorce from Al Reynolds,” says a source close to the TV One series. “When the tables turned and McCoy’s marriage ended, Star was helping LisaRaye’s husband.”

That allegedly included counseling Misick and even recommending her personal damage-control publicist to aid him during the messy split.

McCoy says she was also double-crossed by former best friend Fox, who allegedly shared McCoy’s most intimate secrets with Misick. “LisaRaye hasn’t spoken to Vivica since,” said the source.

The list doesn’t stop there – in fact, it gets worse. McCoy also counts “106 & Park” host Rosci as an enemy, accusing the BET star of having an illicit affair with Misick. Even McCoy’s former TV hubby on “All of Us” has fallen out of favor – McCoy claims actor Duane Martin provided a mistress for her then-husband in an effort to do business on Turks & Caicos.

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Rewind: Lil’ Mama Crashes The Party

lilmama Rewind: Lil Mama Crashes The Party

There is an all out public roasting happening right now  on Twitter at Lil’ Mama’s expense after she randomly joined Jay-Z and Alicia Keys onstage during their performance of “Empire State of Mind.” Let’s hear it for New York!

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