I know I said I wouldn’t post any more videos of random zestlemen performing “Single Ladies” but I think I can make an exception for Teyana Taylor. Work it out Pound Puppy! See, if Cheri Dennis would have done this shit she would be as big as Kizzy Rowland in the UK but nooooo . . .
I almost cried this past weekend when I saw Brooke Valentine showing off her HUD apartment on an old episode of Cribs but this is just down right depressing.
T.Error Mari saved up a month worth of checks from Steak N’ Shake and hired a photographer + glam squad to revamp her look. Survey says! Still not interested.
I ingested one hell of a tang multivitamin last night [pictures from that fantasy ride later] but its still no match for the zest that Al Reynolds spew. Watch him attempt to be funny and butch in this clip from VH1’s Best Week Ever as he takes a look back at 2008’s Sexy Sexy Ladies.
These kids have been here before, especially that little girl. I don’t know what their individual stories are [and really don't care - - just being honest] but something in the milk is making me feel rather ill. There is some The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button type of shit going on here.
Linnethia has released a statement to Bravo regarding rumors that she was kicked to the curb for being a low budget bitch.
“The recent rumors alleging that my family faced an eviction are a huge misunderstanding and grossly inaccurate. I am truly blessed to enjoy a wonderful life and lifestyle. We have indeed moved to another home, but we did so on our own free will. We live in an absolutely beautiful home and we are fortunate to be able to live in the place of our choice. Unfortunately, there are many families who are facing real foreclosures and real evictions. That is not and never was the case with us. I know where we live and how we live, and for those blessings I am humbly thankful. It is disappointing that many members of the media have chosen to report gossip instead of news. Without wasting time on the details, the only thing I will say is that we were NOT evicted. Everybody knows that I like to be honest, real and upfront. If something was wrong, I would tell you! Thank you for your well wishes. However, please know that my family continues to be abundantly blessed, and that Miss NeNe has not skipped a beat!”
You know her ass did not write that shit, Greg did! She did probably read over the email before he send it off and said “Ohh, add ‘Miss NeNe has not skipped a beat!’ to the end and I will plop my titties on your forehead tonight,” but that’s about it.
MTV Africa had their first VMAs on Sunday and if you were thinkin’ it was all local talent, Kizzy Rowland stopped by to “accept” an award for Alicia Keys [maybe she thought it was Beyaki's?]. Anyways, the only stars from the States that showed up were Ms. Kizz, The Game and Flo Rida and they brought the fuckery with them. The African artists were probably asking “who the fuck are these people? We want the one with the yak hair.”
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I want to like Christina Milian because she is just so irresistibly cute but enough is enough. Someone please explain to me how she is relevant. I acknowledge her deal with MySpace Records and her little new single, I will even give her a gold star for that, but the question still remains. There is only room for one random R&B chick on Wireimage and Ashanti is holding that shit down just fine.
You can’t tell me this chick doesn’t have the paparazzi on speed dial when she steps out of her house. Just peep the caption description: ‘Christina Milian arrives at a medical building wearing a black leather jacket and flat cap.’
I mean really. Let’s all synchronize our watches and countdown until she hires Jonathan Jaxson to give her image a ‘boost.’
Christina recently filled in for love muffin B. Scott and let me just say that there ain’t nothing like the real thing. I can’t but you probably will.
If I had to choose Adrienne Bailon from a line-up I would probably identify her as a member of 3LW and not as a Cheetah Girl. Damn this generation gap!
The Disney star’s laptop was stolen in late October at JFK International Airport in New York. When she discovered the computer was missing in action she filed a report with the Port Authority. Later on that day her record company received an anonymous call from a man who said he’d return her laptop if they forked over $1,000.
A meeting was arranged and the laptop and funds were exchanged, but not before the man snatched flicks of Adrienne with her ass tooted up. The pictures have since hit these mean internets.
I bet her boyfriend Robert Kardashian is somewhere crying like a bitch. First his sister makes a sex tape, then throwback pictures of his other sister [not Khloe - - thank sweet minty Jesus] flashing her teenage pussy now this.
I blame Vanessa Hudgens. I read on TMZ last week Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend moved in with her but they don’t share a bed together and have to sleep with the doors of their bedroom open. So many questions about that one.
What would FreddyO’s granny have to save about all of this shit is what I would like to know.