I’m not even going to mention the fact that son shows off his stacks of paper, cars, and jewels but refuses to get that unibrow of his waxed. It makes no sense at all.
LeToya Luckett must have really been behind on her Sprint bill and agreed to sing on this shit. Usually I frown down upon selling ass but . . .
Jay-Z - “Roc Boys”
For once in my life I vote yes. American Gangster in stores today.
Honestly, the first 45 seconds reminds me of the teenage praise dancers at my church that try to sneak in the latest YouTube dance pheneomenon during devotional like no one is going to notice. A quick word to the wise: I’m never that hung over from the night before to let that mess slip past.
If there was just one thing I would change about the video it would be the ending. She should have screamed out “fight the real enemy” and torn up a picture of K-Ci Sinead O’ Connor style before disappearing into the darkness. MJB is usually such a dramatic cunt in her videos. You know her resume. Where’s the entertainment factor?
T-Pain - “Church”
I don’t think this was a good choice for a third single but whatever, I don’t sign that man’s checks. Usually I can get into Teddy Penderassdown’s “harmonizing” (shh, don’t tell anybody) but I am going to have to vote no on this one. Cease and desist this shit!
Nelly - “Wadsyaname”
Fellas take it from me, ‘SHAWTY SHAWTY SHAWTY WADSYANAME IZ?!’ is a fantastic way to approach women while parking lot pimpin’ after the club. Hell it worked on Ashanti.
This is so not a good look for Cornell after a Bill Cosby/Oprah post. At all.
Jay-Z - “Blue Magic”
You’ve heard the song, now watch the accompanying video. Your thoughts?
Keyshia Cole - “Shoulda Let You Go” Feat. Amina
Her bouncing tittayballs and shiny smackers (courtesy of that 99 cent lip gloss from the beauty supply check out counter) will leave viewers hypnotize just long enough to miss her stiff dance moves. Good play!
I would talk greasy about Amina but I’m afraid she might show up to my crib and try to shank me with a sharpen tube of toothpaste so I will pass. I saw that episode of “The Way It Is” where she was about to beatdown Neffie over a bottle of salad dressing outside of the grocery store so I already know what is up.
Riddle me this Batman, at the end of the video the answering machine reads “12 unread messages.” Um, is that the new new shit or am I just late? You can read voicemail now. Wow.