Jay-Z – "Roc Boys"
Jay-Z – “Roc Boys”
For once in my life I vote yes. American Gangster in stores today.
Archive for the 'Videos' Category
Mary J. Blige – "Just Fine"
Mary J. Blige – “Just Fine”
Honestly, the first 45 seconds reminds me of the teenage praise dancers at my church that try to sneak in the latest YouTube dance pheneomenon during devotional like no one is going to notice. A quick word to the wise: I’m never that hung over from the night before to let that mess slip past.
If there was just one thing I would change about the video it would be the ending. She should have screamed out “fight the real enemy” and torn up a picture of K-Ci Sinead O’ Connor style before disappearing into the darkness. MJB is usually such a dramatic cunt in her videos. You know her resume. Where’s the entertainment factor?
T-Pain – "Church"
T-Pain – “Church”
Why is Testicular Pain still trying to convince us that he can dance? We don’t believe you, you need Fatima or Devyne Stephens.
I don’t think this was a good choice for a third single but whatever, I don’t sign that man’s checks. Usually I can get into Teddy Penderassdown’s “harmonizing” (shh, don’t tell anybody) but I am going to have to vote no on this one. Cease and desist this shit!
[Video via SOHH ATLANTA]
Nelly – "Wadsyaname"
Nelly – “Wadsyaname”
Fellas take it from me, ‘SHAWTY SHAWTY SHAWTY WADSYANAME IZ?!’ is a fantastic way to approach women while parking lot pimpin’ after the club. Hell it worked on Ashanti.
This is so not a good look for Cornell after a Bill Cosby/Oprah post. At all.
Jay-Z – "Blue Magic"
Jay-Z – “Blue Magic”
You’ve heard the song, now watch the accompanying video. Your thoughts?
Keyshia Cole – "Shoulda Let You Go" Feat. Amina
Keyshia Cole – “Shoulda Let You Go” Feat. Amina
Keylolo packs up her goon squad (which includes Snoop Dogg’s wife Shante) and heads out to the beach for a little sun and fun in the video for her second single off of Just Like You.
Her bouncing tittayballs and shiny smackers (courtesy of that 99 cent lip gloss from the beauty supply check out counter) will leave viewers hypnotize just long enough to miss her stiff dance moves. Good play!
I would talk greasy about Amina but I’m afraid she might show up to my crib and try to shank me with a sharpen tube of toothpaste so I will pass. I saw that episode of “The Way It Is” where she was about to beatdown Neffie over a bottle of salad dressing outside of the grocery store so I already know what is up.
Riddle me this Batman, at the end of the video the answering machine reads “12 unread messages.” Um, is that the new new shit or am I just late? You can read voicemail now. Wow.
R.Kelly – "Real Talk"
R.Kelly – “Real Talk”
Ignant on so many levels.
When I heard the news that Kells would be hitting the road for a 39-city tour I instantly envisioned the front row clutching a clear tarp like they were at a Gallagher show. You already know why.
[Video via Boo Goo Doo Boom]
I’m So Hood / Brown Paper Bag
I’m So Hood / Brown Paper Bag – DJ Khaled Feat. Everybody Who Fell Through The Studio That Night
Watch as DJ Khaled, T-Pain, Trick Daddy, Rick Ross, and Plies attempt to evade arrest for Lt. Soap and Sgt. Water. As Charles Dutton said in Menace II Society, the hunt is on!
The Blame Game
The Blame Game
Akon has released the video for the song “Sorry,Blame It On Me” where he apologizes about dry humping a 14 year old girl. As a result of the now infamous onstage romp Verizon dropped its sponsorship of Gwen Stefani’s Sweet Escape tour.
He recently paid tribute to murdered 18 year old aspiring pop star Kesha Wizzart.
