Rewind: Hoe Shit Can Completely Ruin A Man

city high Rewind: Hoe Shit Can Completely Ruin A Man

This is going to sound like a Tyler Perry stage play but stick with me.

City High’s Robbie Pardlo’s world was shattered when then girlfriend Claudette Ortiz left him and started a romantic relationship with fellow group member Ryan Toby before the group disbanded in 2003. The couple tied the knot a year later and continued to pursue careers in entertainment while Pardlo quietly made the retreat back to his parents’ house, becoming an alcoholic in the process. His rise and fall was the subject of last night’s episode of Intervention. Check out a clip from the show after the jump.

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Brazen Beauty: CoCo Johnson

coco Brazen Beauty: CoCo Johnson

After four years of selling ass on her own CoCo Johnson is still finding creative and cost effective ways to take care of her babies. She flipped her notoriety as the psycho ex-girlfriend of Bill Maher to respected fashion designer and well known 99 cent store wig connoisseur. Now that’s a five star bitch. Here she is werking and twerking for the gods on the red carpet at the LA Fashion Week Kick Off Cocktail Party on Monday night. Only Golden Brooks can you give off more fever but that broad is still on maternity leave.

See Amber Rose? There is life in the fashion industy long after you have been dropped off on the side of the road and left for dead.

LisaRaye Thinks Starzilla, Aunt Viv, and That Penis Vein From 106 & Park Are Shady Queens

queen 1 LisaRaye Thinks Starzilla, Aunt Viv, and That Penis Vein From 106 & Park Are Shady Queens

Many have accused Star Jones of losing “too much” weight in the past but now that the new man in her life is a chef expect to see that second double chin make its triumphant return. There is nothing wrong with putting on a few pounds from rolling over after a hot sex-ion in the morning and reaching for a sausage biscuit instead of a granola bar. I’m not going to judge the woman for finally getting dicked down after years of pumping pussies but I’m sure  First Lady Diamond wouldn’t mind the shade throwing.

Star Jones and Vivica A. Fox may want to take shelter: Their former pal, LisaRaye McCoy, says they did her wrong – and she’s going to use her new reality show to prove it.

The actress, who starred in the Will Smith-produced sitcom “All of Us” from 2003 to 2007, says a slew of her celebrity friends abandoned her after her divorce last year from Turks & Caicos Premier Michael Misick, and she plans to blast them on her still-untitled show.

First up is former “View” co-host Jones, who raised McCoy’s ire by supposedly supporting Misick after the divorce. “LisaRaye hosted Star at her home in the Turks & Caicos for three weeks when Star was going through her divorce from Al Reynolds,” says a source close to the TV One series. “When the tables turned and McCoy’s marriage ended, Star was helping LisaRaye’s husband.”

That allegedly included counseling Misick and even recommending her personal damage-control publicist to aid him during the messy split.

McCoy says she was also double-crossed by former best friend Fox, who allegedly shared McCoy’s most intimate secrets with Misick. “LisaRaye hasn’t spoken to Vivica since,” said the source.

The list doesn’t stop there – in fact, it gets worse. McCoy also counts “106 & Park” host Rosci as an enemy, accusing the BET star of having an illicit affair with Misick. Even McCoy’s former TV hubby on “All of Us” has fallen out of favor – McCoy claims actor Duane Martin provided a mistress for her then-husband in an effort to do business on Turks & Caicos.

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Quick Flicks: Chris Brown Smiling And Shit

chris brown Quick Flicks: Chris Brown Smiling And Shit

Behind that goofy grin is a raging rabid beaver patiently waiting to gnaw his next victim down to the bone but many people refuse to look beyond that. I hope everyone immunizations are up-to-date.

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And Now, A Filler Post

cassie club2 And Now, A Filler Post

Blame my inner whore for propaganda but Cassie’s little buzz cut has grown on me slowly . . . like a fungus. I still don’t know why she is here or what purpose she serves outside of being Diddy’s sexual concubine but I will wait until Kim Porter joins Twitter to find the answer.

Cassandra took a leave of absence from the toothpick crypt to host a party in New York City over the weekend. Cheri Dennis and her mustache were left outside in the cold since they both failed to email their names to be added to the guest list. Nobody told them to show up after midnight anyway. Tough tittay!

I’m Just Saying . . .

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Police along with a spokesman for R. Kelly are refuting reports that police raided the singer’s home in suburban Olympia Fields in connection with an alleged relationship between the Pied Pisser and a 17 year old girl.

“A wildly exaggerated and inaccurate report has been circulating on the Internet that Olympia Fields police showed up at R. Kelly’s house with a search warrant just before the singer left for his three-week concert tour in Africa last month and then searched the place looking for a missing 17-year-old girl.

“This is completely false. No police ever showed up at Kelly’s house with a search warrant nor was his house ever searched. It is also not true, as the unsubstantiated report claimed, that any such girl ever stayed overnight in Kelly’s house or that she had been there but left shortly before some mythical police search.

“Kelly’s attorneys have informed the police that they will cooperate fully with any investigation.”

. . . but am I wrong for thinking that this could go down one day?

One More Time

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There are a number of things I could go without dealing with in life: war, bills, traffic, visible excessive lace front glue, Consequence’s mouth situation, and now the mental image of the last occasion Tameka and Usher played house together. You know I have a vile mind so I am imagining all types of mess, right? The type of shit I am thinking of should involves body paint and should be reserved only for a hour long special on the National Geographic channel.

“I know you caught me cheating and you tired of me lyin / Ima be honest with you baby I know I crossed tha line / If you don’t wanna fuck with me no mo then cool that fine / but before you go babe can we fuck one more time?” game proper. Those inspiring words are from a song by Algernod Washington, by the way.

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