Never in all of my years of watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade have I ever stared at my television with a vacant expression before mouthing “This hoe might have just tried it” but that all changed on Thursday morning. While I was awestruck for obvious reasons not everyone was having it with House Mother Kanye. And they let the bitch have it.
After spending his formative years pursing his childhood crush and being repeatedly rejected, Cee-Lo matures and moves on but not before dropping a few ‘F’ bombs in his heartbreaker’s direction.
Repeat after me: Ain’t no mess like Twitter mess.
Orlando Magic baller Matt Barnes took to his account earlier this morning to give his take on why his fiance Gloria Govan declined to participate in the Basketball Wives reunion and quicker than you can say “don’t hide that pussy, divide that pussy” had managed to drag Shaunie O’Neal, Jennifer Williams, and Evelyn Lozada through Tiny’s favorite spot to cool off at during the summer.
Well let’s get ratchet, let’s get ratchet. (c) Hurricane Chris
A child has been left behind. Press rewind and watch Suzie Ketcham cool off groupie “Plastic Surgery” after the jump.
Even in death, those close to Gary Coleman continue to sell him out.
From CBS News:
Shannon Price, ex-wife of the 42-year-old late actor, is under scrutiny amid reports that she is selling pictures taken of the star shortly before his death.
According to TMZ, at least four photographs that were taken inside the hospital where Coleman died already have been sold, and three might appear in tabloid magazines this week.
One of the photos allegedly features Shannon posing next to a bedridden Coleman who is covered with hospital tubes.
The website also speculates that Price will get a cut of the profits from the sale.
Although Coleman and Price, 24, were legally divorced at the time of his death, it was confirmed by Utah Valley Regional Medical Center that Price was granted legal rights by the actor to make medical decisions on his behalf.
I will take a good side-eye however I can get but if I had to be a choosy lover I would go with all live action all day. Last week Jimmy Kimmel featured some quick side-eye fever from a news anchor that made me scrape my knees as I wall slid my way to glory.
Still laughing? Don’t do him, boo. Thanks EsDotLeek for sharing!
With the ink on the divorce decree almost dry it’s safe to say that Shaunie O’Neal is on the next one. The soon to be ex-wife of NBA star Shaquille O’Neal was photographed at a airport in Maui, Hawaii earlier this week with a smashworthy approved new man in tow. Shaunie will appear as executive producer and star in the upcoming VH1 reality show ‘Basketball Wives,’ which is set to premiere April 11th at 10 PM.
Papa Joe 2.0 still having the ability to shoot off rounds is almost more disturbing than little Nixon’s mama pimping his picture out to TMZ. But I digress.
Mathew Knowles has been ordered to cough up monthly child support payments for the son that he has yet to prove is his. According to TMZ.com, a Los Angeles judge has temporarily ordered Knowles to pay the newborn’s mother, Alexsandra Wright, $8,200 a month in child support plus cover 100 percent of uninsured medical fees. Additionally, the father to both Beyonce and her younger sister Solange, must pay Wright $20,750 for the month of January, despite reportedly forking over $10,000 before the child’s birth to cover medical costs.
With all the other big wigs [pun intended] in town, Kizzy Rowland was so desperate to find someone to apply her lace front for Universal Record’s cocktail party that she asked Brandy’s daughter to do it. Not a good idea.
This is going to sound like a Tyler Perry stage play but stick with me.
City High’s Robbie Pardlo’s world was shattered when then girlfriend Claudette Ortiz left him and started a romantic relationship with fellow group member Ryan Toby before the group disbanded in 2003. The couple tied the knot a year later and continued to pursue careers in entertainment while Pardlo quietly made the retreat back to his parents’ house, becoming an alcoholic in the process. His rise and fall was the subject of last night’s episode of Intervention. Check out a clip from the show after the jump.
After four years of selling ass on her own CoCo Johnson is still finding creative and cost effective ways to take care of her babies. She flipped her notoriety as the psycho ex-girlfriend of Bill Maher to respected fashion designer and well known 99 cent store wig connoisseur. Now that’s a five star bitch. Here she is werking and twerking for the gods on the red carpet at the LA Fashion Week Kick Off Cocktail Party on Monday night. Only Golden Brooks can you give off more fever but that broad is still on maternity leave.
See Amber Rose? There is life in the fashion industy long after you have been dropped off on the side of the road and left for dead.
| SPOTTED: DRAKE AND J.COLE
Team Yella Cake party hard in Indianapolis. | view photos |
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| AKOO 2012 FASHION PRESENTATION
Take a look inside the Harris Family's fashionable night out. | view photos |
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| 2.3.2012 Twitpic Round-Up
Alicia Keys, Tamar Braxton, Shaunie O'Neal and more. | view photos |
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| MEET THE 'MISTRESSES OF ATLANTA'
Drake's former flame Maliah Michele makes her next move. | view photos |
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TOYA WRIGHT IS THE ULTIMATE TWEETHEART Mrs. Wright loves filling her followers timelines with fashion and family. | View photos |
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| FLASHBACK FLICKS: THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA
Jump in the time machine for a look back at Phaedra, NeNe, Kim, Kandi and Cynthia in their younger days. | View photos |
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