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Closed Casket Funeral Game Proper

Posted by Fresh on October 1, 2008

It’s been far too long since I have tossed a momofuka in the casket face down [ass up] so who better to give the esteemed honor to other than the Diamond Princess herself.

And I don’t need a style jury for this shit.

I’m not going to throw stones at Katrina LaVerne for enjoying nightly fourth meals but the excess back fat being on public parade is a wee bit of a problem for me.

And I’m not going to mention her thighs looking like ReRe the Body’s arm in a blood pressure cuff or the costume jewels or the devastating lace front. You see it!

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Quick Flicks: Fox Reality Channel’s Really Awards

Posted by Fresh on September 25, 2008

Wednesday night’s Fox Reality Channel’s Really Awards was a collage of sheer fuckery. Wild Stallion Tang contributed immensely by showing up looking like the spokesmen for New Fruit + Nut Crunch!

They sure did name this show appropriately because while going through all of the pictures I blurted out “really” a good 10 times.

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Cover To Cover: Mo’Nique In Essence

Posted by Fresh on September 10, 2008

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Mo’Nique gets serious in the October 2008 issue of Essence magazine while discussing the sexual abuse she endured as a child. The comedienne says she was molested by her older brother from time time she was 7 year old up until the age of 11.

She tells the magazine that she tried to tell her parents about the abuse on multiple occasions but they did not believe her.

“I’m not blaming my parents because me and my brother were both their children, and I just don’t know the kind of position they felt they were in. My father was very upset, but it never got mentioned again. I’ll never forget my mother saying, ’If it’s true, it will surface again,’ and I remember thinking, Why would I lie? Why is there even an if in this? I was angry with them for so long, because I felt as if they should have seen what was happening. It seems celebrities always come out with these stories. But we’re real people, and a lot of real people get molested.”

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Posted by Fresh on September 9, 2008

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J. Hud To Sing For Obama

Posted by Fresh on August 27, 2008

Jennifer Hudson has revealed she’s “thrilled” Barack Obama has asked her to sing the national anthem at the Democratic National Convention.

Hudson, a native of Obama’s home town of Chicago, was asked to sing “The Star Spangled Banner” at the convention at the request of the Illinois senator, Theola Borden, her publicist at RCA Music Group, said on Tuesday.

A representative from the wig crypt was unavailable to comment.

I don’t have anything against Jennifer but I believe Fantasia would’ve been a better selection. Young Dro could have really set things off by sauntering on stage Bobby Brown style and dabbing the sweat from her brow and snatch area.

In other related news, according to Crunkster CoopISeeYou former rival Hillary Clinton will hit the stage Thursday night in a House of Dereon Couture dress and drop down low and sweep the floor with it to Luda’s ‘Monkey Maker.’ You’ll just have to tune in to see what really happens.

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Tell Me How I’m Supposed To Breathe With No Air

Posted by Fresh on August 19, 2008

I’m standing in the corner like Angel Pantoja Medina over this one!

Sources tell my cyber homie Necole Bitchie that Tasia Mae and Young Dro have called it quits! The American Idol winner turned Broadway actress turned hot mess allegedly had a DJ at Club72 announce that she was single and looking for a new Dealer.

I hope this was a mix-up and there was somebody else name Fantasia in the building. I was just coming to terms with Young jeezy and Keyshia Cole’s split.

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Fever Pitch

Posted by Fresh on August 19, 2008

Retiree Rose Conrad elevated the children in her photoshoot for NY Mag while Hollywood publicistBenny Medina [photographed with Gayle King] looked like he was going to drop down low and sweep the floor with it and any moment at a party for L.A. Reid earlier this month. Who is steaming up the glass pot lid more?

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Grimace With Your Eyes

Posted by Fresh on August 18, 2008

Actress [if you want to call her that] Meagan Good hosted a party at The Bank Nightclub at Bellagio on Friday. [insert slow hand claps]

You can tell when the folks in Hollywood are looking to make a little change on the side. Momofukas be hosting everything from baby showers to birthday parties trying to make enough cash to cover their car payment and mortgage. Ms. Good would be better off selling ass on Craigslist or hitting her boyfriend up for the moolah.

But I digress.

Fill in the blank: Meagan’s “sexy lip pout” actually looks like she is _____________.

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