I love the smell of Blue Magic hair grease-scented napalm in the morning. Bath & Body Works should really consider capturing the essence in a candle.
Employees at a BBQ joint in Memphis, Ten-A-Key say 41-year-old Chondra London tried to return a double cheeseburger she had purchased two days earlier. Before we move on any further allow that previous sentence to sink all the way into your spirit, my G.
Now let’s continue.
Restaurant workers say London had bought three burgers and only ate two, so logically she wanted her money (or EBT credit) back for the third burger. When she was refused a refund the “diffuse this situation with idiot behavior” lightbulb went off in her head. She began acting a complete and utter donkey, causing more than $8,000 in damage to the restaurant and bringing embarrassment and shame to decent negros worldwide in the process.
I’ll like to see her try that monkey shit in a fine establishment such as Golden Corral.
The Chon Don was arrested was arrested Friday (April 19) and charged with vandalism over $1,000. She has since been released on bond and appeared in court yesterday. Click here to check out her fabulous mug shot. | source
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Who’s ready to overcome their addiction to masturbation in four easy steps? On Wednesday (September 26) 50 Cent took to his Twitter account to teach his followers how to stop playing with their Love Belows after announcing that he is practicing abstinence. No wonder he fell out with Floyd Mayweather. You can’t decide you want to start withholding bussy from a regular client without first providing a 90-day written notice!
‘Fif told his fans, “I’m practicing abstinence women = confusion I don’t need right now.” He added: “Masturbation is a sin, you stop right now fool! God is watching you.”
“Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate, stop going to porn sites,” he tweeted. “Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you. Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs. Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines.”
You Used To Love Me
Her lovely lady lumps keeps Matt Debarge wanting to lick the icing off and soon enough, Gloria Govan
hopes to move something within you, too.
C+D Rewind: Gloria Govan Says There Will Be No Violence On ‘Basketball Wives L.A.’ This Season
The ‘Basketball Wives: LA’ star who was spotted out on a movie date earlier this month uploaded a new photo to Instagram hours ago with the caption: “This ain’t a game … Training for my movie role.”
While we wait for more information to surface, can you guess what she’s doing in the photo? Check it out below and post your thoughts!
Despite rumors that the two are deeply involved Eddie Murphy doesn’t want any parts of Toni Braxton’s box. Take a bow and breathe again, Johnny Gill:
Page Six – When asked if he had a new paramour, Murphy told “Access Hollywood” in an interview last night, “I don’t even know who the new love is. I know I’m single and I’m just up at the house, playing the guitar and being a single dad.”
When asked specifically about reports that he and Braxton were “getting very serious,” Murphy said the rumors aren’t true.
“Toni and I are just friends,” Murphy claimed. “I went to her show, and we’re friends and she’s a very, very sweet girl, but we’re just friends.”
Mr. Murph was last seen on the scene with a leggy blonde in November at a furniture store in Beverly Hills hours after announcing that he will not be hosting the Oscars this year because his friend producer Brett Ratner had to drop out from producing the show.