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Quick Flicks: ‘Upfront’ With The Atlanta Housewives

atl Quick Flicks: Upfront With The Atlanta Housewives

Dressed in all black like the omen, the residents of Foreclosure Lane attended Bravo’s 2010 Upfront Party. Bryson’s unfortunate mug shot was the last thing on NeNe’s mind last night as she took a bite out of The Big Apple with the rest of the Atlanta Housewives. While it is unclear whether another cast member will be added to the series, Bravo has confirmed that all ‘Housewives’ seen on season two will be back this Fall for a third go round. DeShawn Snow and her lock jaw are pissed!

Quick Quotes: Celebs On Interracial Dating

jon wife Quick Quotes: Celebs On Interracial Dating

John Mayer set off a flurry of angry tweets when his now controversial interview with Playboy was posted on the magazine’s website earlier this week. Believe it or not [sarcasm] he isn’t the first nor will he be the last celebrity to voice their opinion on the swirl.

“It’s not that I prefer black girls, but that’s who I find myself relating to as a human being. I am also attracted to really ghetto girls, straight out the hood…a thickey, a real ‘pass the hot sauce’ type girl.” – Jon B., VIBE, 1998

“I don’t care if she’s a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It’s not because she’s black, it’s because we use the word nigger sometimes here. I’m not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I’ve worked for for 30 years because some fucking nigger heard us say nigger and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I’m not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never!…It’s that we use the word nigger. We don’t mean you fucking scum nigger without a soul. We don’t mean that shit. But America would think we mean that. ” – Dog The Bounty Hunter, National Enquirer, 2007

“My boys would give me junk about it, but [the white girls'] head game is on a different level.” – Polow Da Meerkat, Complex, 2007

“If it wasn’t for race mixing, there would be no video girls. Me and most of my friends like mutts a lot…yeah in the hood they call them mutts.” – Kanye West, Essence, 2006

PASS THE HOT SAUCE AT COMPLEX

Buzz Notes: Drake, Kid Cudi, and Wale In GQ

gq Buzz Notes: Drake, Kid Cudi, and Wale In GQ

Solange’s boy toy, Lil Wayne right hand bloodhound, and a Kid in the pursuit of a yeast infection were photograph sitting side by side in a laundry mat for the Men of the Year issue of GQ.

Being recognized by Gentleman Quarterly is a good look all around, and with these rappers seeing their work universally lauded as being cutting edge by critics and fans alike this reward is icing on the cake.

But fur on a bloodhound? Where’s PETA when you need them?

Via All Things Fresh

Quick Flicks: Trey Songz + Toni Braxton Lock Lips At The Soul Train Awards

trey toni kiss Quick Flicks: Trey Songz + Toni Braxton Lock Lips At The Soul Train Awards

When all else fails, do some hoe shit.

Remember when Jamie Foxx and Fantasia kissed at the BET Awards and how disgusting, sick, and filthy it made you feel on the inside? Well fret not, because here is another kiss in award history to make you break-out in night sweats once again.

Trey Songz and the disgraced former mayor of Cougar Town decided to “up the ante” during their performance at last night’s Soul Train Awards and poison each others lips with their saliva. No shade as I got lucky myself during this past Halloween weekend [Horray!] but I did mine behind closed doors, not in front of the “elite” of Atlanta. Lets hope they got checkups after their lip-locking: everyone likes to go “downtown” these days.

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A Check Is A Check: Eternal Earth Bound Pets Will Look After Fluffy When God Calls You Home

doggy style1 A Check Is A Check: Eternal Earth Bound Pets Will Look After Fluffy When God Calls You Home

I guess people are expecting the recession to last even after the rapture. Taking note from the hustlers and grinders, atheists are even getting into the money making game. Eternal Earth-Bound Pets is an atheist-centered organization that will take care of your pets when Jesus calls you home to be with Tupac and Biggie. Peep the official statement from their site:

You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when the Rapture comes what’s to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you’ve received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.

For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.

My only problem is that atheism is the belief in no God. How can you be part of such an organization when you are making money from an “event” that is outside of your belief system? Chile, I guess.

Rewind: Women Who Abuse Their Men Hit Tyra . . . Not Literally But We All Can Dream

Tyra and her real hair steez is getting on my damn nerves but I digress. The real focus of  this post is women abusing their male lovers and Tyra’s shoe closet. I guess what began as love [Kendra says she loves Marcus, but...] turned into the women playing patty cake. In their men’s face. With fists.

Instead of singing “Russian Roulette,” The Barbadian could have taken some pointers from this show. Beating the shit out of your lover is always better than pulling the trigger.

Question of the Day

rihanna wait Question of the Day

As I peeked over to the trending topics that appeared on my Twitter homepage yesterday, I saw an interesting date: November 23, 2009. Apparently, this day is going to be special or whatnot because its the day that the Barbadian is set to make her musical comeback [fake smile] after the Tappahannock Beaver decided to go all Leona Lewis [is it still too early?] on her face. Fresh asked me a question today that refers to her comeback: “How is this going to affect the rest of us?”

I don’t know yet, but I’m sure its going to involve a lot of heavy eye-makeup, heavy promotion on Amber Rose’s girlfriends’ blog and snarky comments from the head camel himself.

P.S. To all the people following Rihanna on Twitter, don’t play yourself. Its probably some overworked intern in a closet at Island Def Jam tweeting back to y’all asses.

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