While somewhere in America Miley Cyrus is
leaving a meth lab with an armful of goodies still twerking, actress / choreographer / television producer Debbie Allen is suggesting that she instead go sit her ass down.
This has officially gone too far.
Gucci Mane is a street nigga dawg, everybody knows that. But even a hood dude can come out and pull a stunt like the rest of the queens.
Would you happen to have $1 million sitting around? If so, Guwop has the deal of a lifetime in place: all rights to Waka Flocka Flame, including LeFlare’s percentage of Waka’s publishing mechanicals and touring.
Excuse me as I apply for a payday loan while the offer is still hot.
Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins isn’t tucking her chain in for Nicki Minaj nor her fans.
In a recent interview with UK website This Is Max she didn’t hold back her opinion, saying since Onika possesses zero singing talent she shouldn’t be judging other people on theirs.
“Just because you’re on TV gyrating and boning and sucking penises, it’s not talent, honey. Maybe in the porn industry, but over here, we entertain,” T-Boz said. “I don’t respect half [of] the people I’ve seen lately. How the hell is she gon’ tell me what I should be doing when her ass can’t even sing.”
“Why is she there? And then, now they’ve got rappers that don’t even sing judging? So, this is totally based off of popularity I guess,” she continued. “I mean, to each their own. Get your money, honey. All I’m saying is, I will never watch [your] shows again.”
As expected, her comments didn’t fly over too well with Barbz. Well, tough titty.
Nicki Minaj: MAC Attack
It’s all social media pleasantries and birthday wishes until you’re dishonest with Mama Breezy. That’s when she shows up in front of your house blasting “Fuck The Other Side” on her car stereo while waving a pistol and threatening to take off her drawstring ponytail.
You see, someone potentially telling tales on your child is a part of parenthood new mothers don’t have a clue about. Later for whatever Tia Mowry is trying to package and sell everybody with less than two years under her belt.
The real interesting part of postpartum life begins when you find yourself thinking twice about sending someone a direct message declaring “Little girl you don’t know me, I’m from Cleveland Ave. I’ll come see you ’bout mine!”
Joyce Hawkins got everybody talking when she sent out a series of subliminal tweets following Rihanna‘s much talked about appearance on ‘Oprah’s Next Chapter.’
After returning home from a romantic getaway with her boo, Janet Jackson was greeted with a Close Encounter of The Third Kind: family drama.
With details emerging by the minute (TMZ hustles hard for their coins, the rest of us unreliable lessers are just beneficiaries), Black Twitter is like a good Cecily Tyson moment in a Tyler Perry movie this afternoon — full of equal parts shade and wisdom.
KATHERINE JACKSON: UNO — I’M OUT! (STORY)
@Donte2Fresh - Meanwhile back at the ranch rebbie and Katherine at the traphouse with a blunt far away from the bullshit! They bet not make “Penny” mad she will take out all the anger from when she got burned with that iron on good times.
@CarmenLovelace - I saw a pic of Katherine & Rebbie playing UNO in AZ….. She alright.
@HonestyDee - rebbie told her mama fuck all of them, come 2 my house. & they both sitting on the porch playing UNO & drinking lemonade! HA!
@ElleMonee - Niggas trippin actin’ like they ain’t see the Jacksons movie. When Katie get overwhelmed she kick it wit Reebie. Let her cook.
@TylerDnns - If Twitter wasn’t cracking me the fuck up about this Jackson bull, I might be crying about how Janet is about to go into hiding bc of this.
@alneeZy - Folks out here worried about Katherine’s whereabout and all she was concerned with was someone shooting a ‘Draw Four’ on her. LMAO