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A Winder couple is under arrest after police said they operated a dope take-out window from their apartment. Investigators said it’s the way they allegedly distributed drugs.

Winder police said the couple’s alleged drug delivery was a very simple, but effective system – involving a wireless door bell, a five gallon bucket and drugs.

The wireless door bell, Winder police said, let an alleged drug dealer know a customer was waiting.

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YouTube Clip of the Day

This shit right here, I cannot and refuse to attempt to. Lil’ KK [and Yushonda Kendrick] hurt my feelings in ways that I can’t even begin to describe. Ladies and zestlemen when you get cash from your tax return back please don’t piss away all of your money. Thanks Cory!

[Your Two Cents Required] R Kelly Sued For $300k Over Child Porn Case

Robert

Take note parents, that’s the same double-c technique Robert uses when he grabs the children’s asses. Chicago Larry game proper.

But I digress.

TMZ.com reports that a private investigator is claiming that R.Kelly failed to pay him $300,000 for services rendered. Charles Freeman claims he was hired during R. Kelly’s child pornography trial to “obtained and/or recovered certain tapes that were said to incriminate.”

The milk has never been clean.

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Purple People Eater

Decked out in a purple suit coat and purple shoes, David B. Johnson appeared before a judge in the Markham courthouse last month on his 13th charge of driving on a suspended license.

At that Jan. 23 hearing, Judge Christopher Donnelly sentenced Johnson to 10 days in jail beginning Feb. 6. The judge also sternly warned him not to drive his car before then.

Johnson donned his purple fedora and full-length fur coat and walked out of the courthouse to his purple 1988 Cadillac. The dashboard of the immaculate four-door sedan had a placard that said “PIMP PLAZA” and the rear spare-tire cover was stenciled “Mister Oldskool.”

Johnson pulled out a feather duster — purple, of course — and cleaned off his car for about five minutes.

Then he drove away — with a bevy of female onlookers hooting and hollering to him, said Steve Patterson, a spokesman for Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart. When Johnson pulled onto a street outside the Markham courthouse, Cook County Sheriff’s Deputy Frank Czerwinski stopped Johnson’s car and arrested him.

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Your Two Cents Required: Seriously, Ne-Yo?


Go-Go thinks that all children who can pass Yung Berg’s pool test [you know, the light skinned and wavy ones] are the most attractive. I don’t know why the interviewers in this clip thought the opinion of a catfish was important but there is a lot of shit going on in the world I don’t understand. The fuckery begins around the 7 minute mark.

Update: Since the owner of the video snatched the clip off of YouTube here is a replacement killer in the meantime. I say meantime because I know it will eventually pop up on World Star Hip Hop [they're the CNN of fuckery]. In the new clip Go-Go speaks about smashing hoes and losing his virginity at age 9 amongst other things. Yeah you’ve seen this shit before but whatever. Get like him!

Head of the Class

Superhead recently spoke to a group of college students at California State University. And that’s so not a joke. I’m happy to report that she was not injured during her time on campus by sniper gun fire. We lost Deja back in ‘95 and I’ll be damned if we lose this self righteous hoe.

I still want to be her child’s god parent if she really is pregnant.

Maybe He Should Throw A Rent Party

Bishop Thomas Weeks held Sunday services at the Holiday Inn in Norcross, after his congregation was evicted from their previous home in Duluth.

If I were faced with the same dilemma I would have moved my spiritual sheep to the Motel 6. They keep the light on for you . . . this little light of mine. Connection much?

weeks300 Maybe He Should Throw A Rent PartyWeeks said in an interview Sunday that he was “re-sizing” his church “to fit economic times. We are committed to being an absolutely debt-free ministry,” he said.

[This story isn't worthy of a side-eye, this shit has tangled pupils written all over it. - - Fresh]

Weeks, the leader of Global Destiny International Ministries, has long battled financial problems, including civil lawsuits for past-due accounts.

His church used to have about 3,400 members but lost about 1,600 after he attacked his now ex-wife, national evangelist Juanita Bynum, in an Atlanta hotel parking lot in 2007.

On Sunday about 250 enthusiastic worshippers found their way to the meeting room at the Holiday Inn Select, 6050 Peachtree Industrial Blvd. Church members clapped, sang and praised the Lord as they waited for Weeks to start the service.

Weeks was optimistic about the future, saying it’ll be “greater than ever.”

He now calls his church Global Destiny Worldwide Vision.

When something like this happens, it’s really an exodus into a new prophecy,” he said. [source]

Exodus, eh? That’s what we’re calling it now? I guess my cousin made the same exodus when he fled the state in an attempt to run away from child support payments. According to a lawyer for Grimes-Square Executive, Weeks owes more than $400,000 in rent and fees to the landlord of his church campus.

Weeks told his congregation he wants to pay off debt and only worry about utilities, “and pay those off too, in advance.” A long line of church members stood up and offered donations at the pulpit.

Quick Quotes

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Kilpatrick used the speech as a rallying cry of sorts, pledging to surmount the convictions and seemingly blaming the media and Gov. Jennifer Granholm for damaging his marriage and career. He ended with a pledge: “Ya’ll done set me up for a comeback.” [source via Stereohyphed]

MORE: Mayor Kilpatrick tries to lay a smooch on his wife with no success

Smash Wars: T-Pain vs Lil’ Jon

Smashing!

Shake them dreads between my legs! I’m still trying to figure out who gave your cousins Neh Neh and Pooh free studio time? “I don’t wanna kiss you cause you got that twat mouth.” I refuse!

If you absolutely had to keep the human race going on strong who would you let motorboat?

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

New York

If you can’t find anything in your heart nice to say about reality show king New York I will completely understand. To quote Jay-Z, this can’t be life. You could click here for more pictures but why would you want to?

New York New York New York New York

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