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Maybe He Should Throw A Rent Party

Bishop Thomas Weeks held Sunday services at the Holiday Inn in Norcross, after his congregation was evicted from their previous home in Duluth.

If I were faced with the same dilemma I would have moved my spiritual sheep to the Motel 6. They keep the light on for you . . . this little light of mine. Connection much?

Weeks said in an interview Sunday that he was “re-sizing” his church “to fit economic times. We are committed to being an absolutely debt-free ministry,” he said.

[This story isn't worthy of a side-eye, this shit has tangled pupils written all over it. - - Fresh]

Weeks, the leader of Global Destiny International Ministries, has long battled financial problems, including civil lawsuits for past-due accounts.

His church used to have about 3,400 members but lost about 1,600 after he attacked his now ex-wife, national evangelist Juanita Bynum, in an Atlanta hotel parking lot in 2007.

On Sunday about 250 enthusiastic worshippers found their way to the meeting room at the Holiday Inn Select, 6050 Peachtree Industrial Blvd. Church members clapped, sang and praised the Lord as they waited for Weeks to start the service.

Weeks was optimistic about the future, saying it’ll be “greater than ever.”

He now calls his church Global Destiny Worldwide Vision.

When something like this happens, it’s really an exodus into a new prophecy,” he said. [source]

Exodus, eh? That’s what we’re calling it now? I guess my cousin made the same exodus when he fled the state in an attempt to run away from child support payments. According to a lawyer for Grimes-Square Executive, Weeks owes more than $400,000 in rent and fees to the landlord of his church campus.

Weeks told his congregation he wants to pay off debt and only worry about utilities, “and pay those off too, in advance.” A long line of church members stood up and offered donations at the pulpit.

Quick Quotes

Kilpatrick used the speech as a rallying cry of sorts, pledging to surmount the convictions and seemingly blaming the media and Gov. Jennifer Granholm for damaging his marriage and career. He ended with a pledge: “Ya’ll done set me up for a comeback.” [source via Stereohyphed]

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Smash Wars: T-Pain vs Lil’ Jon

Smashing!

Shake them dreads between my legs! I’m still trying to figure out who gave your cousins Neh Neh and Pooh free studio time? “I don’t wanna kiss you cause you got that twat mouth.” I refuse!

If you absolutely had to keep the human race going on strong who would you let motorboat?

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

New York

If you can’t find anything in your heart nice to say about reality show king New York I will completely understand. To quote Jay-Z, this can’t be life. You could click here for more pictures but why would you want to?

New York New York New York New York

Star Tracks: Kizzy, Nelly, + Usher

Kizzy Rowland Nelly Usher

Nelly and Usher hit the party life scene to support Kizzy Rowland as she hosted a party at Amika in London. Or at least that’s what her handlers wants us to think. She was probably a hostess at a party for Amika in London, but who’s keeping score at this point? It’s just Kizzy we’re talking about.

You Sent It: The Butterfly Effect

Tragic Negro

And people wonder why I call it All The Fuckery. Shouts out to Alyceia for making me a candidate for lasik eye surgery!