Spotted: The Abominable Norwegian

LaMichael The Last Don (pictured above with his brother Ross) was spotted hitting the slopes of the non-cocaine persuasion and sucking butt in Aspen, Colorado on Wednesday. Bow in the presence of greatness.

LaMichael The Last Don (pictured above with his brother Ross) was spotted hitting the slopes of the non-cocaine persuasion and sucking butt in Aspen, Colorado on Wednesday. Bow in the presence of greatness.
If Kanye West did indeed score an invitation to Kate and Prince William’s little shindig I hope he strolls in with a visible dick imprint showing through that loud ass blood of 7 virgins suit he likes to wear when he is trying to make a statement. There better be some Yeezy in the Queen’s serato, too.
President Barack Obama and wife Michelle were not among those to get a gold-edged invitation to the royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton.
British officials said the attendance of a U.S. president would require so much additional security, they could not handle it at the event of the decade for the Britons. Is this a snub or legit concern? Readers have been split.
Funny, as rapper Kanye West was invited – and he travels with as large an entourage as any president. (source)


The guido / guidette lifestyle is a costly one. Bumpits, trips to the tanning salon, and monthly gym memberships don’t come cheap! Act like you know.
The stars of MTV’s overnight sensation “Jersey Shore” have been negotiating like “Friends” — but soon could be enemies.
MTV has offered the cast of self-proclaimed “guidos” and “guidettes” $10,000 apiece for each of Season 2’s planned dozen episodes, TMZ.com reports. And, anyone who holds out will reportedly be replaced.
Sources said that the cable network first offered the cast members $5,000 an episode, with a $10,000 signing bonus. However, the cast rejected the deal as one, letting the network know they were negotiating “Friends”-style where everyone would be paid the same amount. According to TMZ, MTV dropped the grenade that they are open to using replacement cast members to fill in if the original stars don’t accept the offer by the end of the day on Monday.
The network has reportedly received thousands of audition tapes and is willing to mix and match new and old cast members. It is said they already have replacements at the ready.

Never mind Jessica Alba’s washed out and overall dreadful appearance.
President Obama kicked off the annual Clinton Global Initiative meeting with a speech on Tuesday, commending Former President Bill Clinton and attendees for the work they do. The gathering of world leaders and business executives, celebrities and activists seeks solutions to the world’s most pressing issues, like climate change and poverty.

That portrait would make for a classy addition to any home but we’ll talk about that next time.
Elderly beef is the best there is, especially when its two old broads. The next time Auntie Dionne crosses paths with Cathy Hughes there will be blood of the dance floor.
She is accusing the founder and chairwoman of Radio One of holding out on royalty cash. You know how hard it is for our favorite entertainers [ahem!] to purchase weed on credit in today’s world? The pusher man looks them up and down like they just morphed into Scott Storch.
But I digress. In the column for the Huffington Post Auntie DiDi also went in on Hughes for also airing a series of radio ads throwing shade towards Black lawmakers.
Ms. Hughes is now very angry with me, other black recording artists, and civil rights leaders because we support the Performance Rights Act, which many now call the Civil Rights for Musicians Act. This bill, which was written by the Dean of the Congressional Black Caucus, Congressman John Conyers, closes the legal loophole the radio corporations and CEOs are using to ensure that African American artists receive fair pay for airplay.