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Kissy Face, Kissy Face!

Posted by Fresh on June 25, 2009

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SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.

This is just like hearing your parents talk about participating in hoe shit. Yes, you expect that they have done a couple of slut bucket activities in their lifetime [which would explain your existence] but you’re not trying to get a front row view of the action. Unless you are that little confused white boy from Transformers, now that’s a whole 10 minute segment of Dr. Phil.

Uncle Russell thought it would be in good taste [insert JoJo Simmons approved lip smack here] by making out with his new model girlfriend Noemie Lenoir for the razzi earlier this week in New York City. And all I can see is Lil’ Russy in 30 years. I am clutching my pearls and reaching for one of Justine’s hot wings as you read this.

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Quick Quotes

Posted by Fresh on June 8, 2009

Wendy Williams

“Last night I thought there was one in there but I couldn’t find it. My husband offered to take a look but I said: ‘Uh, actually, no thanks.’ Cos, you know, some things just … Anyway, I had to go to my gynecologist’s office – which is in New Jersey, where I live – first thing this morning. I waited in my car until the office was open so she could see me right away. It was fine. There was nothing there.”

- – Wendy Williams on her tampon being M.I.A.

SAD LIL’ MAMA FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]

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Q&A With The Pussy Monster

Posted by Fresh on April 13, 2009

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Playboy conducted a great interview with Lil’ Wayne about a not so great topic: his sex life. My face had more twist in it than a contortionist while reading this but I am sure this will leave somebody out there dripping. I see you going through your RSS feed Al Reynolds!

How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?

WAYNE: I was 11 and the girl was 13. She had every board game you could imagine. I liked board games. We was playing Win Lose or Draw and on the board she wrote, “Fuck me.” Now I was 11, and I didn’t even know it meant “intercourse.” I just knew it was a cuss word, so I was like, “Why is she cussing herself out?” She said, “Do you want to play ‘Press Your Luck’? Well, the game is in my closet.” She had a walk-in closet, so she said, “Go get it, it’s right to the right….” When I walk to the closet she came in and cut the lights off and took off my pants, and I remember my ass was cold up against the wall. I was like, “What the hell!?” When I tried to push her off me, I felt that she was naked also, so I just stepped back and let her do what she do.

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Quick Quotes

Posted by Fresh on November 14, 2008

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“I always get Santa lingerie, even if nobody sees itt. But this year it will be appreciated! [My girlfriends and I] go in the hot tub in our Christmas bikinis, then roll in the fresh snow and jump back in . . . I’m really looking forward to being in love on Christmas. The holidays are always great, but being in love … is going to be the icing on the cake.”

- – Mimikins strips down for Christmas

This shit is gross. I’d rather drink Pig Pen’s hot tub water through a sour straw

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Quick Quotes

Posted by Fresh on September 18, 2008

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” . . .There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna [Jameson] for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”

- – Danity Kane member Aubrey O’ Day talks to Complex about having sex while on her period

FYI: Cheri Dennis would never put her business on front street like this. She’s a real lady!

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Quick Quotes

Posted by Fresh on August 27, 2008

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On New York under covers . . .
It was like having sex with a stuffed animal—with those fake eyes and fake hair. A stuffed animal with a real set of you-know-what. It feels like having sex with an oversize Cabbage Patch. You got silicone parts that are made for toys.

Chance’s advice for New York . . .
Stop kissing so many damn guys, man. Relax. Take it slow. Don’t put no more plastic parts on you, because you ain’t a toy. Unless you want to be my toy again. That’s aight, then. Come on down. You know where to find me. But New York, be safe out there. You’re a good person. Stallionaires love you.

- – Chance talks to King magazine about sexing New York, Jesse Jackson and more

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Happy Saint Patrick’s Day

Posted by Fresh on March 17, 2008

Put your headphones on for this one

Salad is green most of the time, right?

 

[Thanks India]

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