A 7 year old goon in training from South Florida rode his Granny’s Dodge Durango until the wheels fell off that bitch - - literally. His mission? “To do hoodrat stuff.” [His words, not mine]

I hurt for my people.

The eight-minute trek left a swath of damage in his Palm Beach Gardens neighborhood Friday as the boy smashed mailboxes, hit parked cars and signposts.

He was unhurt.

Police say the boy kept driving until a front wheel fell off after the SUV hit a sign.

The boy’s mother says he grabbed the keys to the SUV, backed it out of her driveway, and took off.

Police spokeswoman Ellen Lovejoy says the boy is unlikely to be prosecuted.

She said police arrested him so he can get some help, noting the excursion was “unusual behavior for a 7-year-old.” [source]

This is the type of story CNN should be covering, ahem.

I blame gangsta rap, films by the Hughes Brothers, and Goober P+J. The world is so confusing for children growing up today.

If you don’t click on another link today just please make sure you check the news video out. Peep the gangstalicious sag in his camo cargo shorts, ya’ll. My mind can’t process this shit right now. Somebody needs to tap this kid for the Notorious B.I.G. movie, STAT!

[Thanks Razzi for the heads up]

Not for anything I’ve been using the phrase “dirty foot bitches” since hearing this audio tragedy. I’m super beside myself now that the official unofficial video is here.

Don’t act brand new, I know you have at least one cousin or friend with this song set as the ringtone for their significant other [or at least I do]. Mark my words, this will become the hood anthem for DFB’s all across the nation. The same women [and sweet + tangy men] who yell “lick my pussy and my crack” in the club aren’t going to have any problems singing the chorus. Sniff away!

This is so major that I’m going to leave this as the first entry on the site for the remainder of the day - - something I’ve never done before. Since I will be out of the office selling ass running errands for most of the day I think this will serve as the perfect away message.

May not be safe for work

I try to limit the gratuitous ass shaking on C+D but the above video is so trifling I had to share it with you guys. Can you count all the fuckery in this clip?

[Thanks FullBlkWmn]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Bust It Baby national anthem. I’m not going to tell you how I know about this song, just know that I am embarrassed and ashamed for it. This is right up there with “Smell Yo Dick.”

A 3-year-old in Indianapolis was hospitalized this week after nearly drowning in a bathtub when her mother went to another room to catch part of last Thursday’s “American Idol” results show. Sheila Brooks, a 25-year-old mother of five kids, was giving a bath to her two youngest – Sirius, 3, and Sereena, 1 – when she stepped out to get some clothes from the bedroom. Instead of returning immediately, she stopped for a few minutes to watch a bit of “Idol” with two of her other kids – Daesheana Twyman, 7, and Dasianaye Twyman, 5, according to the Indianapolis Star newspaper.

“Daesheana stated that they were … watching ‘American Idol’ on TV … and her mother suddenly stated that she forgot and left the two youngest children in the tub,” Officer Gustavia Dodson wrote in the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department report. Brooks sent Daesheana to finish bathing her little sisters and get them out of the tub. According to police, Daesheana found Sirius submerged underwater and called for her mother, who then performed CPR while Brooks’ brother, 38-year-old Darnell Wilson, called 911.

According to the paper, Brooks may be charged with two counts of neglect. Also, police allegedly found “about an ounce of marijuana, five burnt marijuana cigarettes and a scale,” in Brooks’ bedroom, where the 7- and 5-year-old were watching “Idol.” [source]

ABC has just released promotional pictures of this seasons ‘Two Steppin’ For A Check’ contestants that are sure to leave your eyes begging for relief. Who would have ever thunked that the little funny looking boy who begged chicks to braid his hair would end up doing the tango on a reality competition? This should have been Omarion’s ass, although there is still hope for that to go down. That best of both worlds joint with Bow Wow ain’t exactly selling like hot cakes.

But I digress.

Fill in the blank: Mario looks like he is __________ in his promo picture.

[Flicks via Ozonemag - - I didn't forget to credit you JB!]

This version C+D is experiencing testicle difficulties. DAMN IT, DAMN IT TO HELL! Our new hosts, the lovely people at Choopa [and I hope they are reading this] are being total dicks right now. This site will be up when it gets up. Don’t whine, complain, and all that. Trust me, I’m more pissed off than you are right now.

UPDATE: 03.04.08 - 1:43 PM

After hours upon hours of fuckery with Choopa’s testicle support team, Courtney from Crush Labs was able to help me move the site over to the new server. Without her hard work and patience C+D would have still be stuck in the wig crypt playing uno with Christina Milian [from AM to PM, fo' real].

There are a couple of kinks that need to be ironed out [old ass posts, no gravatars in the comments] but everything should be running smoothly. Thanks again for your patience!

Speechless.