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Lovely!

Posted by Fresh on November 11, 2008

Lovely

I’m almost at a total loss for words right now. How many dollops of Dollar Tree gel and sprays of Pump It Up were used in the creation of this diaster? My mind can’t even begin to fully process this shit right now and I haven’t made it past ol girl’s forehead yet!

When I was a little girl my favorite auntie would buy me one of those little make-up kits every year for Christmas but I never got around to using anything but the lipgloss. I doubt that would ever be the case with this heffa right here. Thanks Giovanna!

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Alopecia Game Proper

Posted by Fresh on November 6, 2008

Adult Hair

This woman is really trying to squeeze blood from a damn turnip with this one! How does one knowingly attempt to create the illusion of adult hair with no visible hairline present? As soon as her hair dresser [read: cousin] was complete with the style she probably jumped up and grabbed her little sister’s doll brush and said “This won’t be complete until I look like a damn fool!” I blame Brandy.  Keep those baby hairs flowing!

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Question of the Day

Posted by Fresh on November 6, 2008

Candace Parker Candace Parker

I have a confession to make! I’m still going through this stage of being fascinated with women [and zestlemen] and their need for baby hair. I’m like a closeted admirer or something. Please don’t judge me, just send all photographs of these beautiful patterns to FRESH.CRUNKJUICE@GMAIL.COM.

WNBA player Candace Parker has been perfecting her baby hair for a while now. I saw an interview she did on YouTube a couple of months back explaining the step-by-step process of how she lays her adult hairs down with the help of a toothbrush and styling gel.

I think Candace is a very attractive woman but this shit [and as much as I find it amusing] . . . no she can’t. What should be the cut off age for baby hair?

[Flicks via Baller Alert]

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