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Kim Porter, Christina Milian, Drake, Busta Rhymes and More Party With Google

Posted by Fresh on November 18, 2011

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I hardly ever use my blog to campaign for cosigns but when I say that Kim Porter’s baby hair was was laid like Shellac and Shalamar as I basked in its holy presence earlier this year in Miami please believe me. Talk about a personal milestone. I went back to my hotel room and cried Jesse Jackson tears for hours following that moment.

The regal perm box model continued in outstanding tradition this week in Los Angeles while attending the launch of Google Music at Mr. Brainwash Studios. Peep flicks of the party people (including Drake, Serena Williams, Christina Milian, Busta Rhymes and Nick Cannon) below.

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Star Tracks: Usher Performs At The 2011 Latin Grammys

Posted by Fresh on November 11, 2011

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The bell pepper shaped nose that has melted the hearts of millions performed for the first time at the 2011 Latin Grammy Awards at Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino in Las Vegas on Thursday night. Watch Usher perform alongside Romeo Santos after the jump.

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Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

Posted by Fresh on January 25, 2010

What happens in the bathroom at Job Corps stays in the bathroom at Job Corps.

Until now.

If you thought beauty secrets from the zestations were only limited to make-up and the art of perfecting a tuck, pull the trigger. Armed with a fresh toothbrush and a year supply of clear gel, lifestyle guru DollFaceBarbieTM gives a tutorial on how to achieve Rozonda Thomas-like baby hair.

Results may vary. Thanks Tanya!

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Lovely!

Posted by Fresh on November 11, 2008

Lovely

I’m almost at a total loss for words right now. How many dollops of Dollar Tree gel and sprays of Pump It Up were used in the creation of this diaster? My mind can’t even begin to fully process this shit right now and I haven’t made it past ol girl’s forehead yet!

When I was a little girl my favorite auntie would buy me one of those little make-up kits every year for Christmas but I never got around to using anything but the lipgloss. I doubt that would ever be the case with this heffa right here. Thanks Giovanna!

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Alopecia Game Proper

Posted by Fresh on November 6, 2008

Adult Hair

This woman is really trying to squeeze blood from a damn turnip with this one! How does one knowingly attempt to create the illusion of adult hair with no visible hairline present? As soon as her hair dresser [read: cousin] was complete with the style she probably jumped up and grabbed her little sister’s doll brush and said “This won’t be complete until I look like a damn fool!” I blame Brandy.  Keep those baby hairs flowing!

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Question of the Day

Posted by Fresh on November 6, 2008

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I have a confession to make! I’m still going through this stage of being fascinated with women [and zestlemen] and their need for baby hair. I’m like a closeted admirer or something. Please don’t judge me, just send all photographs of these beautiful patterns to FRESH.CRUNKJUICE@GMAIL.COM.

WNBA player Candace Parker has been perfecting her baby hair for a while now. I saw an interview she did on YouTube a couple of months back explaining the step-by-step process of how she lays her adult hairs down with the help of a toothbrush and styling gel.

I think Candace is a very attractive woman but this shit [and as much as I find it amusing] . . . no she can’t. What should be the cut off age for baby hair?

[Flicks via Baller Alert]

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