Despite being accompanied by security and questionable hair situations [is the "Blueprint fro" making a comeback?], Jay-Z and his prized yaki almost blended seamlessly into the background while attending a golf tournament in Jersey City over the weekend. Activate stealth creole!
Tristan Wilds, one of the last of the negro chil’ren standing at the CW, got all dressed up in love [his Air Yeezy and Dee & Ricky heart brooch, for you wondering jealous queens] and hit the red carpet at the CW’s TCA party on Monday. I always believed deep down in my heart that if he wanted to he could do the around same amount of damage as the freshwater beaver from Tappahannock,Virginia, with his chompers but until he proves otherwise I will give him a pass.
More pics of Tristan rocking the same haircut as my Daddy after the jump!
I have been trying to figure out what Megan Good’s job description is exactly for the past four years and I still have nothing. I read that she had creole blood flowing through her veins on the Bible of Wikipedia this morning so that would explain the paparazzi taking an interest in her but I still don’t get it. Maybe if she did something like get pregnant by Lil’ Wayne or tear her ACL I may feel differently but she’s not going to win me over by just walking around and shit. I’m good on that.
C’mon now, Quween isn’t even interested in providing her top notch security service to this chick. That should speak volumes alone.
When the news of Michael Jackson’s passing hit on Thursday I automatically assumed that Usher would be apart of an all-star tribute to the icon at the 2009 EBT Awards but when he appeared on Larry King Live sitting alongside Liza Minelli in France the following night I canned the idea. Tameka’s former sponsor spent his Sunday kicking it with Uncle Karl at the Dior show at Paris Fashion Week instead. He spoke to MTV on Tuesday about the impact The King of Pop had on him as an artist.
“He influenced me in so many ways, more than just music … as a humanitarian, as a philanthropist, as an artist, as an individual who transcended culture. I wouldn’t be who I am today without Michael Jackson,” Usher said. “They say if you ever want to be great, you’ve got to study who the greats studied, so, of course, I studied his moves — studied them down to a T. But there was much more to him than that. Really, he created an eclectic style of life and, throughout the years, from his childhood to his adulthood, he managed to continue to be successful, but also to continue to push the limits and push everyone’s expectations.”
Key Lo Lo took a page out of Leyomi Mizrahi’s manual [yes ma'am!] and twerked her yaki and honey glazed poak chops for the final issue of King magazine. I think a spread featuring Frankie rocking an assortment of different color wigs [think "Crush On You" video] would have been on point but the world may never know. One thing is for certain: Keyshia still can’t give an interview, shit.
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Nelly escaped from the clutches of Ashanti and Mama Tina 2.0 to take a trip to Dubai to open up an Apple Bottom store [Vokal ain't selling in this recession, hell let's be real, it wasn't selling before] and make his media rounds.
When I’m not bad mouthing celebrities or trying to save the world by cultivating organic titty residue I’m on the prowl for digital fuckery to share with my boyfriend. You should try it with your better half some time. Fuckery is the glue that holds our relationship together.
My fellow nerds should love this. Sez Michael K from Dlisted:
Over at Buzzfeed, they posted a link to The Teenager Audio Test that produces a tone only young whores under the age of 25 can hear. Supposedly. You might have already known about this shit since it was developed in 2005 under the name The Mosquito. It’s used to fuck with teenagers, basically. The annoying sound is meant to keep young ones from hanging around malls, grocery stores, etc…
I’m 23 years old and I heard it but my sugar daddy who is 26 didn’t. What about you?