Archive for the 'This Is Not How I Like To Spend My Black History Month' Category

New Music: DJ Pillows — “My Pussy Feels Like Jesus”

And on the 8th day God created Macbook niggatry.

Dlisted – If your pussy has its own religion, is worshipped by billions, has been nailed repeatedly and has received gifts from wise men, then this NSFW song from DJ Pillow Queen will speak to you and your pussy on a spiritual level. Majela ZeZe Diamond, come get DJ Pillow Queen, and together you can take the Gospel According to Pussy circuit by storm!

Elton John Found Out Who The F*ck Kim Kardashian Is

elton kim Elton John Found Out Who The F*ck Kim Kardashian Is

There’s a lot of Rihanna-Ciara shit going on in the world today.

Regardless of how she secured an invitation to Elton John’s 19th Annual AIDS Foundation Academy Awards viewing party Kim Kardashian was there, thus making the shade The Queen of Hearts served up in his most recent interview with Rolling Stone null and void. The heart gently weeps.

Check out more pictures from the evening including Jamie Foxx, Anika Noni Rose, Taye Diggs,Cee-lo, Steven Tyler, and more below.

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Day Late, Dollar Short: Atlanta Rapper Yung L.A. Gets A Duck Tatted On His Face

yung la Day Late, Dollar Short: Atlanta Rapper Yung L.A. Gets A Duck Tatted On His Face

Atlanta rapper Yung LA scored a minor hit backĀ in 2009 for his infectious single “Ain’t I” and later dropped a mixtape with label mate Young Dro before a bitch named Misfortune gave his career the same Kanye Shrug as every other artist to ever come out of T.I.’s Grand Hustle imprint.

(You would fall off too if your boss was in and out of jail every year and didn’t have the support of a strong black woman like Mama Flocka Flame to keep your career afloat but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.)

Looks like Leland Austin just found himself a helluva online promotional tool by following Mr. Zone 6’s GPS coordinates and having a gooned-out pink duck tatted on the side of his face.

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Tweets Is Watching: Star Jones Lets Off An Subliminal Shot In NeNe Leakes’ Direction

star tweet1 Tweets Is Watching: Star Jones Lets Off An Subliminal Shot In NeNe Leakes Direction

Tweets the woman whose ex-husband’s monthly allowance for feminine products far exceeded that of her own . . . and mine. I’m not taking sides, though. Nope, not me.

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People You Should Be Paying Homage To: The Inmates Wives of Baltimore

mook pooh1 People You Should Be Paying Homage To: The Inmates Wives of Baltimore

Best described as equal parts Tiny & Toya and a reel of DeLonda Brice’s most memorable moments on The Wire, the next reality series destined for syndication on VH1 centers around two women name Pooh and Mook who maintain a ballerific lifestyle in their native Bodymore, Murderland despite their husbands incarceration. And its something like a phenomenon.

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Spotted: Whitney Houston In Beverly Hills

whit3 Spotted: Whitney Houston In Beverly Hills

That crack bloat is something else. One day Whitney Houston looks like a pucker fish retaining body fluid by the gallons the next she is her normal self. What gives? Maybe the big bag of “goodies” a member of her small entourage was seen carrying during a trip to a Beverly Hills medical building today has something to do with it. Hope she held on the receipt.

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News Break: Fraternity Mocks Black History Month With “Compton Cookout”

 

Officials at UC San Diego are condemning a ghetto-themed party organized by fraternity students to mock Black History Month.

A Facebook posting advertising Monday’s ‘Compton Cookout’ invited people to a condominium complex off-campus.

The invitation urged all participants to wear chains, rapper-style urban clothing by makers such as FUBU and speak very loudly.

Female participants were encouraged to be “ghetto chicks” with gold teeth, cheap clothes and “short, nappy hair.”

The invitation said the party would serve watermelon, chicken, malt liquor, cheap beer and a purple sugar-water concoction called “dat Purple Drank.”

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Gary Coleman Don’t Waffle Muthafucka!

“And your life doesn’t matter to me” is now a new category on C+D thanks to this video.

Gary Coleman went into an explosive tirade when guest panelist attorney Lisa Bloom questioned him on whether he has an abusive relationship with wife Shannon Price or not on Tuesday’s episode of The Insider. You don’t corner an animal in the wild and expect for him not to go on the defense! Try fucking with Tashera at dinner time and watch what happens.

That Pretty Much Sums It Up

There’s not much I give a wet fuck about these days online but this along with Fantasia getting that GED gives me hope.

Freeze Frame: Front Row Fuckery

front1 Freeze Frame: Front Row Fuckery

Singer Nickolas Ashford, writer Fran Lebowitz and actress Whoopi Goldberg, Vogue Editor Andre Leon Talley and singer Valerie Simpson attend Chado Ralph Rucci Fall 2010 during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at on February 11, 2010 i

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