Never mind Usher dressing up as a Trojan warrior ready for battle inside of Tameka’s testicles, the real over-hyped bomb during last night’s NBA All-Star Game was Alicia Keys’ lifeless performance of “Sleeping With A Broken Heart” and “Empire State of Mind.” She’s no Mashonda. We the people would have rather watched 10 more minutes of Shakira howling at Jerry Jones.
Star Tracks: Alicia Keys & Swizz Beatz Get Some R&R In Hawaii

Instead of clutching on to oranges for dear life, Swizz Beats and Alicia Keys [who is celebrating her 29th birthday today] went straight for the gusto while spending some QT with one another over the weekend. They still look like siblings in my humble opinion but I’m sure they will continue to grow on me.
Quick Flicks: Alicia Keys & Swizz Beats Shop In New York City

Alicia [who looks a little Oompa in the face, no?] stuck close to her bodyguard while Fivel played the background during a trip to Christian Louboutin in New York City’s West Village on Thursday. They could pass for brother and sister if you ask me but that’s not stopping them from going bump in the night.



