Star Tracks: Usher Goes For A Solo Cruise

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The Magical Monchichi flashed photographers a smile while cruising around in a Minnie Cooper in St. Bart’s on Sunday. The singer rung in the New Year  by partying with Russell Simmons, Beyonce, and Jay-Z at a pricey beach nightclub. Sure beats performing a testicular exam on the ex-wife and driving around town looking for a decent Redbox, eh?

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Buzz Notes: Tameka Foster Raymond Is Not A Real Housewife of Atlanta

tameka gucci Buzz Notes: Tameka Foster Raymond Is Not A Real Housewife of Atlanta

. . . in more ways than one.

If Dwight Eubanks had functioning tear ducts he would be all cried out over the news that the formers Mrs. Magical Monchichi will not be joining the cast of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. After much speculation she finally set the record straight with the following statement.

“While I am flattered at the rumor circulating about being considered to join the cast of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, I am absolutely not joining the cast. I was initially approached by the producers for last season and declined. At this point, my priorities are focusing on being a mom and my philanthropy, Lost Ones Foundation.” [source]

Freeze Frame: Kimora & Djimon

kimo digi Freeze Frame: Kimora & Djimon

Afraid that she would be hog tied and placed on the back of a 4-wheeler by PETA, Kimono the Big Japanese Man assured photographers while on the red carpet at the New York City premiere of Nine that the fur on her back [I could have made a joke but I decided against it - - see what I just did there?] was fake. Now, as for that meaty furburger between her legs? You’re going to have to ask Digimon about that one.

Beyonce Is Clearly Over It And So Am I

91937027 Beyonce Is Clearly Over It And So Am I

Ye Ole Creole is giving the kids what they want this holiday season, the gift of blank expression. There are days when a bitch can simply not be bothered with off showering the world with raw emotion. On the 7th day this child has got to rest. If you are looking for cunty dramatics from the sacred one I suggest you keep your eyes on this prize.

Freeze Frame: Lil’ Mama Wasn’t Tardy For The Party

mama party 1 Freeze Frame: Lil Mama Wasnt Tardy For The Party

Always the responsible and mature adult, Lil’ Mama chaperoned the kiddies at Mario’s album release party in New York City last night.  Unfortunately throughout the course of the evening her armpit was sexually assaulted do its vagina-like appearance. It’s truly cold in these parking lots.

Pop the lid for more pictures from the party.

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Quick Flicks: Amber Rose In SoHo

amber11 Quick Flicks: Amber Rose In SoHo

Kanye’s favorite muse was seen strutting down a busy sidewalk earlier today sporting a oversized flight suit, combat boots, sunglasses and her most favorite accessory – - a vapid expression.

Covering up her infamous body, she seems to have nary a care or bother while talking on her cell phone. Being blessed with goodies that is her titties and ass, you would think that she would be elated to show them off every chance she gets. I hope she don’t forget where she comes from; we haven’t heard or seen Alexis since she broke up with ‘Ye. Let’s hope the same fate doesn’t happen to Amber.

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Just Another Day At The Akon Polygamy Compound

AKON GIF Just Another Day At The Akon Polygamy Compound

Never mind everybody looking like they woke up in 1999, get into that the all white bricks inspired video set!

Pictured above in a kiddie pool sea of scantily clad ladies, Akon filmed a music video in South Africa on Monday. No  teenage girls were humped  during production. Don’t the ladiess just look so fucking enthusiastic to be there? Even our cousins in the Motherland are hustling their way through this recession.