Poor little tink tink. Rihanna’s handlers are still allowing her to gallivant around town disguised as a frustrated hair school student with unlimited access to scraps of yaki and kanekalon hair. Score one for the creole gods.
Queen Lobster Bisque Triple OG denied rumors that the Blood of the Lamb is expecting her first human sacrifice child during her visit to The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday. Shouts out to 106 & Park.
King of the Sweet & Petite (copyright Miss Jia) nation Teddy Rubxin was photographed on Wednesday in New York City with one of his cousins dangling from his belt. Anything to distract us from his chesticles, I guess. We love a bad wet nurse here in Crunkland, stop suppressing your inner desires to be her.
Kelly Osborne, Mya and Carmen Electra performed at the Bing Sunset Strip Summer Concert With The Pussycat Dolls last night. I’m drawing a blank.
Rihanna is the latest in a long line of public figures to be immortalized in the same substance that Jermaine Jackson slicks his hair with at the Madame Tussauds located in our nation’s capital. The uncanny resemblance is one thing, how they were able to duplicate her talent level down to the core is another.
Wig crypt evacuees Kelly Rowland and Brandy battled it out for yaki supremacy at hot spot (read: paparazzi friendly) Katsuya on Wednesday night after using Sonja’s mystery machine van to drop Ray J and Shorty Mac off at an area movie theater.
The only person absent from this “photo op” was Lala Vasquez.
This double fist of condoms can be used on you tonight if you act quickly now!
Shawty Lo tells MTV that after a decade long relationship he has canceled that bitch like Nino called off his engagement to ex-fiancee Ecreia Perez after I had requested time off to attend the wedding and everything.
“Things happen. I can’t point no fingers,” Lo said. “We were separated, the engagement lasted probably a month. It was a 10-year relationship, I love her still, but it’s time to move on. It’s over. I’m finnin’ to move on. I got everything new going for me.”
Shawty won’t say exactly what led to their breakup, other than alluding to the fact that Perez disappointed him. “Something happened that I found out,” he said. “Me, being a man, you just can’t deal with certain stuff, put up with certain stuff. So, you know, it’s better for us to separate. I can’t talk about it. That my daughter’s mother. I got much respect for her. … [But] yeah, I’m single right now.”
I’m “finnin” go ahead and speculate that hoe shit was the ultimately what caused the end of this hood love story. It always is.
I’ve never seen two people as boring, wanton, and piddle as Bow Wow and Angela.
Whether Angela dating Rob Kardashian or some other F-lister, or Shad DMing lowly chicks on Twitter to accompany him to the studio while he records his mixtape that will only be downloaded five times in all, their lives seem to only draw an exasperated sigh from deep within my bellows. On to the next please.
Funny how time flies when you are staring at downsized snouts and questionable hair extensions.
Jacque Reid, Kittie Troy, Sandy ‘Pepa’ Denton and Joumana Kidd’s quest for love and happiness has been as eventful as watching Fantasia copy pages out of the dictionary, but in all fairness Teeny’s weekly bawsecarade is a hard act to follow. Cheese trays and Swedish meatballs. That is all.
No Kanye? No Rihanna? No problem. BET’s annual church fashion show got its second wind this year thanks largely in part to Nicki Minaj and her assortment of whore couture. Tune in next month to watch Itty Bitty Piggy’s facial ticks and “I’m not being sexy, I’m entertaining” chemistry in action with co-host actor Pooch Hall.
No bowtie, no original commentary.
In this episode of “The 5,” Chris Brown explains the inspiration behind his latest album Graffiti, how he’s trading in his classic cardigans for something a little more couture, and his posi-core message for the future. Plus, hear how Orlando became his home away from home. (Sorry, Atlanta. Try not to get too jealous!) And, finally, Chris reveals why this album is his most personal yet. [MTV]
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