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	<title>Crunk + Disorderly &#187; There&#8217;s Nothing To See Here Folks</title>
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		<title>The National Enquirer Won&#8217;t Let Will Smith&#8217;s Budding Friendship With Trey Songz Be Great</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 19:24:21 +0000</pubDate>
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Trey Songz and his coveted chest tattoo featuring the recipe for Golden Corral&#8217;s bourbon chicken just can&#8217;t catch a break with the tabloids.
While Songz served as master of ceremonies for an exclusive 200 person celebration in Miami last month to benefit his charity, Angels With Heart, blockbuster actor Will Smith reportedly handed over a $5,000 [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Trey Songz</strong></span> and his coveted chest tattoo featuring the recipe for Golden Corral&#8217;s bourbon chicken just can&#8217;t catch a break with the tabloids<span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong></strong></span>.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">While Songz served as master of ceremonies for an exclusive 200 person celebration in Miami last month to benefit his charity, Angels With Heart, blockbuster actor <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Will Smith</strong></span> reportedly handed over a $5,000 check donation and mingled briefly before calling it a night. One brother showing love to another sounds innocent enough right?</p>
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<p>Not when you have gossip rags to sell.</p>
<blockquote><p>Recent reports claimed that in early August, Will, 42, surprised Jada, 39, at the couple&#8217;s Calabasas, Calif., mansion and discovered her with her &#8220;HawthoRNe&#8221; co-star, Marc Anthony, who recently split from Jennifer Lopez. The celebrity couple strongly denied the report.</p>
<p>And now, tongues are wagging that Will is enjoying a &#8220;bromance&#8221; with R&amp;B artist Trey Songz, who&#8217;s been the subject of gay whispers himself.</p>
<p>On Aug. 18, the &#8220;Men in Black&#8221; star sat a a VIP table with Trey during an event at The Setai&#8217;s penthouse in Miami&#8217;s trendy South Beach &#8211; and the two reportedly hooked up again the following evening to enjoy dinner and the local nightlife.</p>
<p>Troy Taylor, a record exec and mentor to the singer, told THE ENQUIRER: &#8220;I know that Trey and Will have been friends for a very long time, but I can&#8217;t speak to the nature of their relationship. It&#8217;s none of my business.&#8221; <a href="http://www.rhymeswithsnitch.com/2011/09/is-there-will-and-trey-bromance-brewing.html">(source)</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>There&#8217;s Nothing To See Here Folks: NeNe Leakes Is A Pooper Scooper</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/06/29/folks-nene-leakes-pooper-scooper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 14:49:58 +0000</pubDate>
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Before jetting off to Los Angeles to stake her claim in the 2011 BET Awards weekend festivities NeNe Leakes hit the New York City streets with pooch and a pal. The excitement of it all? Wait for it.





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<p style="text-align: justify;">Before jetting off to Los Angeles to stake her claim in the 2011 BET Awards weekend festivities <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>NeNe Leakes </strong></span>hit the New York City streets with pooch and a pal. The excitement of it all? Wait for it.</p>
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		<title>Spotted: Flo Rida And His Magnificent Hairline Catch Some Rays</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/05/06/spotted-flo-rida-magnificent-hairline-catch-rays/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 20:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
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If men with hairlines that look like a Nintendo 64 controller make your Tanqueray area leak uncontrollably this post should be right up your alley. Otherwise, consider this as my official public plea for Flo Rida to star in a remake of Truck Turner. That is if Lamar Odom doesn&#8217;t beat him to the punch.

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<p>If men with <a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/08/13/people-paying-homage-men-nintendo-64-hairlines/">hairlines that look like a Nintendo 64 controller </a>make your Tanqueray area leak uncontrollably this post should be right up your alley. Otherwise, consider this as my official public plea for <strong>Flo Rida</strong> to star in a remake of Truck Turner. That is if Lamar Odom doesn&#8217;t beat him to the punch.</p>
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		<title>I Can Barely Contain My Excitement.</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/04/19/barely-excitement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 21:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
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Submitted for your approval watermark-free so that it will spread around the black blogsphere like Playboy mansion bacteria: Diana Ross shopping at CVS.

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<p>Submitted for your approval watermark-free so that it will spread around the black blogsphere like <a href="http://onlinejournal.com/artman/publish/article_8554.shtml">Playboy mansion bacteria</a>: Diana Ross shopping at CVS.</p>
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		<title>Quick Flicks: Lil&#8217; Mama, Dr. Dre, Swizz Beatz, Meagan Good, Maino and More Party At Lollipop Mondays</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/03/24/quick-flicks-lil-mama-dr-dre-swizz-beatz-meagan-good-maino-party-lollipop-mondays/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 20:25:13 +0000</pubDate>
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The Colony Club in Hollywood Lollipop Mondays this past week was a Chex Mix of haves, have nots, and has beens. Grab a handful for yourself after the jump.


One particular party goer that caught my attention was the rumored ex-girlfriend of  Rabid Beaver. The last time model Draya Michele hit our radar in Crunkland [...]]]></description>
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<p>The Colony Club in Hollywood Lollipop Mondays this past week was a Chex Mix of haves, have nots, and has beens. Grab a handful for yourself after the jump.</p>
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<p>One particular party goer that caught my attention was the rumored ex-girlfriend of  Rabid Beaver. The last time model <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Draya Michele</strong></span> hit our radar in Crunkland she had been <a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/01/15/news-break-chris-browns-fling-model-draya-arrested-child-endangerment-charge/">arrested </a>on child endangerment charges after leaving her son home alone with Kid Cuisines and broken wishes while she hit the night life. Mama gotta have a life too.</p>

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		<title>Freeze Frame: Rihanna Gets It Poppin&#8217; In Front of Sex Shop</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 17:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Well, really not really.
According to the gossip mill Jay-Z &#8220;ordered&#8221; Rihanna to slow down and take a break in order to get over her bronchitis, which he purportedly believes she’s developed as a result of stress. I&#8217;m sure Dr. Mom will agree that taking a trip to a sex shop for a big bag of [...]]]></description>
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<p>Well, really not really.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">According to the gossip mill Jay-Z &#8220;ordered&#8221; <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Rihanna</strong></span> to slow down and take a break in order to get over her bronchitis, which he purportedly believes she’s developed as a result of stress. I&#8217;m sure Dr. Mom will agree that taking a trip to a sex shop for a big bag of dildos is the perfect way to get over it.</p>
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<blockquote><p>Rihanna was seen shopping at an Australia sex shop called &#8216;The Tool Shed&#8217; earlier today and even though she was pictured smiling, her trousers popped open! The &#8216;S&amp;M&#8217; singer, who sings about her strong sexual appetite, was thought to have purchased at least two bags of merchandise, which her male assistant was seen carrying just moments before she emerged from the Sydney store.</p>
<p>A spokesperson for &#8216;The Tool Shed&#8217; has said that it was closed for Rihanna after the visit was already pre-arranged.</p>
<p>He said: &#8220;I can&#8217;t say what she did or what she bought, it&#8217;s top secret.&#8221; <a href="http://www.taletela.com/pictures/5322/1/rihannas-trousers-pop-open-as-she-visits-sex-shop">(source)</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Spotted: Chad Ochocinco &amp; Evelyn Lozada&#8217;s Lazy Day At The Beach</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/02/21/spotted-chad-ochocinco-evelyn-lozadas-lazy-day-beach/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2011 13:26:36 +0000</pubDate>
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Psuedo Celeb Tip 19: If you tweet it they will come.
Reality television sweethearts Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada made the conscience decision to forgo the glitzy events of All-Star Weekend and spent some worry-free time at the beach people watching and sipping wine on Sunday. Evelyn&#8217;s modelesque daughter Shaniece also tagged along for the sunny [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Psuedo Celeb Tip 19:</strong> If you <a href="http://twitter.com/ochocinco/status/39352447457562624">tweet it</a> they will come.</p>
<p>Reality television sweethearts<span style="color: #ffff00;"> <strong>Chad Ochocinco</strong></span> and <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Evelyn Lozada</strong></span> made the conscience decision to forgo the glitzy events of All-Star Weekend and spent some worry-free time at the beach people watching and sipping wine on Sunday. Evelyn&#8217;s modelesque daughter <span style="color: #ffff00;"><strong>Shaniece</strong></span> also tagged along for the sunny outing.</p>
<p>Next week&#8217;s Basketball Wives season finale looks anything but relaxing. Are you looking forward to Drunk Ass Tami&#8217;s antics or performing a praise dance in your office chair like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY9DWLJccrc">Rev. Alicia</a> that its over?</p>
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		<title>Faces From The Milk Carton: Lil&#8217; Mama</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2010 03:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
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Lil&#8217; Llama (looking as ravishing as ever, don&#8217;t you agree?) emerged from the deepest part of the Animal Kingdom dressed in all black like the Omen last Thursday to join Chris Brown at his Christmas Extravaganza at Webster Hall in New York City. Social Worker Shawty.


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<p>Lil&#8217; Llama (looking as ravishing as ever, don&#8217;t you agree?) emerged from the deepest part of the Animal Kingdom dressed in all black like the Omen last Thursday to join Chris Brown at his Christmas Extravaganza at Webster Hall in New York City. Social Worker Shawty.</p>
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		<title>Is Amare Stoudemire The Latest Contestant To Take A Spin At Amber Rose&#8217;s Vagina?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 00:38:41 +0000</pubDate>
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With every passing public appearance  Amber Rose is making it more and more apparent that House Mother Kanye snatched those designer samples away from her when they broke things off. Now that&#8217;s a good stunt queen for your ass!
*Kathleen Stacks voice* Anyway doe &#8230;
First LeBron James called him MVP &#8230; now New York Knicks star [...]]]></description>
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<p>With every passing public appearance  Amber Rose is making it more and more apparent that House Mother Kanye snatched those designer samples away from her when they broke things off. Now <em>that&#8217;s</em> a good stunt queen for your ass!</p>
<p>*Kathleen Stacks voice* Anyway doe &#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>First LeBron James called him MVP &#8230; now New York Knicks star Amar&#8217;e Stoudemire is making a power move for Amber Rose &#8212; hooking her up with the hottest ticket in NYC &#8230; TMZ has learned.</p>
<p>Sources close to Stoudemire confirm the NBA baller made sure Kanye&#8217;s ex has a prime seat for tonight&#8217;s Knicks-Miami Heat showdown in the Garden.</p>
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<p>Amar&#8217;e is having a helluva week &#8212; dude was out clubbing last night with Amber, LeBron and Dwyane Wade. Not to mention his almost-buzzer-beater against the Celts.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ll see if Kanye interrupts Stoudemire during tonight&#8217;s game. <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/17/amare-stoudemire-amber-rose-lebron-james-dwyane-wade-miami-heat-new-york-knicks-relationship/">(TMZ)</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Spotted: Chris Brown Hosts Thanksgiving Weekend Grand Finale Party At The Velvet Room</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/11/30/spotted-chris-brown-atlanta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 08:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
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The enchanted forest most intrinsic creature hit popular Atlanta hot spot the Velvet Room late Friday night with producer Dallas Austin to toast to a successful stretch of community service stemming from Turkey Day on Friday night. I have no clue as to who the cutie on his arm is (or if that&#8217;s even the [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">The enchanted forest most intrinsic creature hit popular Atlanta hot spot the Velvet Room late Friday night with producer Dallas Austin to toast to a successful stretch of community service stemming from Turkey Day on Friday night. I have no clue as to who the cutie on his arm is (or if that&#8217;s even the case to begin with) but I am sure MediaTakeOut or some other site will dig up her birth certificate, credit score, etc. in the days to come. Just dreadful. Duck girl, duck. #shade</p>

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