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Faces From The Milk Carton

T. Error Mari invited Rap-Up TV into the dining facilities in the wig crypt for some holiday cooking action. That’s right, your girl took her severance check from Roc-A-Fella and went grocery shopping! Pick up the Winter 08/09 issue of Rap-Up magazine for the recipe.

Ain’t No Party Like A Yaki Party

Not Angela Simmons You Bitches Don\'t Want it Smokin\' Joe Frasier

The name Beyonce draws one hell of a crowd - - I guess. The singer / actress [still pending] hosted Gotham Magazine’s Annual Gala on Tuesday night in New York City. As you can see, there was nothing but A-listers in the building. Don’t be jealous, creoles only attract the best.

Dawn Richards Beyonce Ludacris

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Skeet or Delete: Mimi’s Live Performance

You know that one choir member who used to sing like an angel in their prime but unfortunately got strung on crack in the late 90’s, left the church to perform i that nn a R&B group that never made it past state lines, repented and got saved again before re-joining the choir but never sounded quite the same?

Yeah, that pretty much sums Mimi’s performance up. Skeet or delete?

Dawn of the Dead

Dawn Dawn Guest, Dawn + Que

Danity Kane member Dawn celebrated Hallow Peen at her Dusk To Dawn Gala with Chris Brown’s understudy, Chrisette Michelle a/k/a/ the most exciting sanga to come along in 5 years, and others on Wednesday night in New York City.

That’s all I’ve got this time around.

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Queen Latifah: “I Don’t Care If People Think I Love To Eat Fur Burgers”

Don’t expect to see Queen Latifah with the headline ‘Yup, I’m Gay’ on the cover of People magazine any time soon.

“I don’t have a problem discussing the topic of somebody being gay, but I do have a problem discussing my personal life,” Latifah, 38, told Sunday’s New York Times magazine.

“You don’t get that part of me. Sorry,” she added. “We’re not discussing it in our meetings, we’re not discussing it at Cover Girl…nobody gets that.

“I don’t feel like I need to share my personal life, and I don’t care if people think I’m gay or not,” she said. “Assume whatever you want. You do it anyway.”

Latifah had been linked to her longtime personal trainer. Last December, she denied rumors that they were getting married.

“People will make up all sorts of things that are not true,” she told the Chicago Sun-Times. “There ain’t gonna’ be no wedding.” [source]

People have been speculating for years whether King La likes smoked sausages or not but at the end of the day no one gives two comatose titties either way.

Dramatic Cunt . . . Ovah

Monica + Ashanti Ashanti

Ashanti may have been all smiles while posing with Monica at the For Sisters Only event this past weekend but she was everything other but sweet.  Word is she not only acted like a diva but demanded shit like she was still relevant!

Miss Honay threatened not to perform [as if it were a bad thing] if her make-up artist didn’t get a director’s chair to sit his kit in and asked for the venue hallways to be cleared out as she made her way to the restroom, which was also free of occupants.

Here is what Drama Dupree had to say about her performance:

AND THEN SHE GETS ON STAGE AND GETS VIEWED BY THE AUDIENCE. THEY WERE NOT FEELING THAT HORRIBLE ASS PERFORMANCE WITH THE 4 NONE-CHOREOGRAPHED DANCERS, THAT FOOLISH ASS SKIT AND HER HORRIBLE SINGING.

The message to this broad is that you’re thisclose to workng the front desk and Tire Kingdom with Cheri Dennis. Hit up Freddyo.com for more flicks of Ashitty, Monica, Yung Joc and others.

I’m Just Saying . . .

Jill Marie Jones Cuttino Mobley + Jill Marie Jones

I know a rent party when I see one.

Former ‘Girlfriends’ star Jill Marie Jones and NBA player Cuttino Mobley [better known as the guy with the black toenails] hosted he Labor Day Classic fundraising party to benefit the PhillyCat Foundation and United Friends of the Children in Santa Monica - - or so they want you to believe.

Everybody is doing a little something on the side for a piece of change these days so let’s not pretend what’s really going on. You know Jill is taking some of that money to put towards her utilities.

. . . Okay?

Men and women talk trash all the time when it comes to playing video games, so I don’t see what’s so special about The Game and Bow Wow going back and fourth with each other. Send me an email when the slap boxing match between Da Brat and Teyana Taylor goes down. Until then . . .

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