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Finding Norwood

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Like a love struck puppy I have been searching high and low for new pictures of Norwood Young but have been coming up shorter than Terrance Howard’s peen in the shower scene in Get Rich or Die Tryin’. Let my journey be a lesson to all. If you remain steadfast in your quest for fuckery you will eventually hit the jack pot.

And that I did. Norwood Young convinced Margeaux to snatch up an extra leather onesie from the set of Dru Hill’s video for his red carpet appearance at opening night of The Color Purple. I want him to wear the same outfit when I deliver his babies.

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Fever Pitch: Norwood Young

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Norwood Young has been moon walking on red carpets rocking this sequined tribute to Michael Jackson since his untimely death earlier this year. By now the lining of his jacket must smell like a lethal combination of unfiltered liquid zest [not the soap] and White Diamonds but that’s not stopping him from fishing for compliments and comparisons to the late King of Pop. There is no question that the sweet aroma from his dingleberries is pungent enough to fill a parking garage but when man created Febreeze he did so for this purpose.

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Don’t Mess With The Zohan!

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While the rest of the world was caught up in the rapture watching The Broke Housewives of Bankhead an absolutely radiant Norwood Young was strutting down the red carpet at the premiere of his documentary ‘Kiss and Tail: The Hollywood Jump Off.’

I am sure you can piece together an idea of who the subject of the documentary is but for the special needs people in Crunkland let me allow my boo to give you the business.

In 2005, Steffans stunned readers and rocked the music industry with her best-selling, tell-all book, “Confessions of a Video Vixen,” exposing her reckless lifestyle and sexual trysts with “A-list” celebrities and some of the biggest names in the world of hip hop. The book evoked an array of emotions throughout the music industry from anger to utter disgust. Two years later, Steffans followed up with “The Vixen Diaries” and to Young’s surprise, the first chapter was titled, “A Man Named Norwood.” “I was the only man in the book that didn’t sleep with her, and still got screwed!” he said.

“I was shocked and outraged at the lies and deceitful things that were written about me in a book by someone I thought to be a friend,” he explains. “Karrine befriended me only to use my persona of a classic ‘Hollywood’ lifestyle in order to sell books.”

SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.

And there you have it. You mess over Norwood and you may get a documentary produced about your trif ass.

A Now A Follow-Up Post On Norwood

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Just when I was sharpening up my shank . . .

I just wanted to say that the post for the man of the hour picture w/wife is incorrect. The lady in the picture [Victoria] is not his wife. She is a friend of his and she designs a label of clothing called Blessed. You guys posted a picture of him in her line about 3 weeks ago. Love your website!!! :) Kandice

[Casket Sharp] Gucci Mane!

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Norwood Young took his shirt off and the hoes stopped breathing. [Copyright Gucci Mane] I cannot and will not co-sign this.

I love Norwood but this shit is just all types of wrong. I haven’t seen the use of a luxury pattern in such a fucked up manner since the video for “Stay Fly.” Gator boots, with the pimped out Gucci suits. No ma’am! Shouts out to Gossip On This for the heads up!

Fever Pitch

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Norwood Young kept it O.G. at the premiere of ‘Mexican Gangster’ in November before deciding to go with a more demure look at Monday night’s ‘A Night for Change’ benefit. When did he steam up the glass pot lid more?

Beauty And The Beastly Looking

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I see Polow Da Don’s thanksgiving turkeys are continuing to slap random women in their mugs. This shit ain’t right! From here on out whenever you see a beautiful work of creation out on the streets looking beat the hell up just call it the Larry Johnson syndrome.

Macy Gray attended the Lights on Bowl benefit held at Lucky Strike Lanes in Hollywood yesterday looking like she would do some hoe shit for a cheese sandwich and bag of Ruffles.

Thankfully Norwood picked up her slack and came dressed to impressed. I usually have my issues  with him whenever he decides to ‘butch it up’ and neglects to show his pussy print but given the circumstances [it was a charity event, ya'll] I understand.

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