No Lil’ Mama, You Are The Face of Transgenders In America

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If you have been skimping out on your weekend serving of tang courtesy of the fantastic femme footwork of Vogue Evolution then take a moment out of your hectic day to chew this ass. The jealous butch queen vibes were on full throttle as the team rehearsed for the Week 4 Bollywood Challenge, prompting the dance troupe’s resident Deena Jones [or Effie if you're feeling messy] to exit in dramatic cunt fashion, resulting in the kids giving a subpar final performance.

All too aware of the self-inflicted emotional wounds that her tranny brethren scar their pretty little souls with, Lil’ Llama tried her best to humble Leiomy Mizrahi down but fell short and just rehashed the fever that started this shit in the first place – - jealous butch queen vibes.

The Peep Toe Slingbacks Queen André Leon Talley To Judge Miss Universe Pageant

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andre The Peep Toe Slingbacks Queen André Leon Talley To Judge Miss Universe Pageant

GIRLS. ALL. PAUSE.

Vulgar kimonos, crusty evening gowns, and accents make up only a small fraction of reasons to watch this year’s Miss Universe pageant, airing Sunday night at 9. Just a day ahead of his boss Anna Wintour’s appearance on Letterman, André Leon Talley will judge the pageant, held at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas. Assessing which overly spray-tanned woman fannies about in garments that look like they came from a Vegas casino gift shop the best while stationed in the cruise ship of resorts doesn’t seem like a very Vogue thing to do. But as we said of Anna, it’s about time he embraced his celebrity beyond scant red-carpet photo ops. Hopefully he’s sensible enough to wear one of his signature graduation robes instead of a croc coat — something that breathes. [source]

The website listed Kizzy Rowland performing her dance hit “When Love Takes Over” with David Guetta as another reason to tune in but . . .

Quick Flicks: Amber Rose + Kanye Soak Up The Sun In Miami

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kanye gif Quick Flicks: Amber Rose + Kanye Soak Up The Sun In Miami

Ye’, Ye’, Ye’.

Now yes, this is a glorious ass. An opulent ass. An ass that all of mankind [except John Legend] can stare at in awe and appreciate. But I don’t know if I could have my girlfriend/wifey/whatever walking on the beach with a string exposing all of it and letting the fine citizens of Miami Beach know what I’m hittin’. But then again, he’s a braggart and has a huge ego. Quite simply he’s THAT BITCH.

P.S. Don’t stick up your middle finger Omari at the paparazzi . . . be more lady-like next time.

Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Beyond The Zest

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One of our rising tang starlets has hit the big time, sort of. Atlanta hair stylist and owner of a plethora of sicknan designer hand bags and pumps Derek J was recently profiled in Creative Loafing. Get ready for the maple syrup sandwich of love!

derek j Your Daily Tang Multivitamin: Beyond The ZestHow did you get started?
I’ve been doing hair now for 10 years. My aunt used to do hair out of her house, so I used to watch her. I liked the transformation of women. You would see a woman come in and she was having a bad day, and then she would get her hair done and feel so much better. With a woman, when she has a physical change she has an emotional change.

Where would you say your inspiration for your style comes from?
If I want to come to work with some booty shorts on and have an off-the-shoulder top with some thigh high boots, that’s what I’m going to do. When I first started wearing heels, I would wear them with a dress slack so you couldn’t really tell I had a heel on. Then I moved to skinny jeans. I used to say I will never wear my toes out, and then I put on a peep-toe. It’s about pushing the envelope and seeing how people respond. To see people’s reactions and their acceptance makes me strive to do more.

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Give Me Life or Give Me Al!

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Star Jones and her surgical scars I’m sure are inflamed due to being angry at her ex-shopping buddy and gal pal for having this hour of RIVETING TV.

In it, we are going to see the humble beginnings of Ms. Al from small town boy to big city queen. Giving us nothing less than a truckload of fever, I’m sure that Al will appreciate that you, the dedicated viewers, will tune in to TV One on September 13th to give the queen the TRUE respect she deserves.