On The Scene: Nelly’s Annual Black And White Ball – St. Louis

I know a holiday party for office trade when I see it but I’m going to let Nelly and the rest of the St. Lunatics have this moment for life because trust — I’m getting mine. Right click, save.

One of the highlights of my entire life was spotting Johnny Gill dressed in a white suit like Tupac in the “I Ain’t Mad At Cha” video riding around the Hollywood strip with his top down and a beefy bodyguard by his side. Bottoms up! Him serenading the kids in this post is equally great though.

Boys. All. Pause.

Asking me to choose between Derrick J and Miss Lawrence is like forcing Frankie into a corner inside Obama Beauty Supply — and nobody puts baby in a corner! With an arch in their back and sway in their hips, Real Houseflies of Bankhead resident cunt cosmetologists stepped out in high whoreture fashion at the Museumbar in Atlanta over the weekend to look on as Fantasia performed an exorcism on her bunions.

Insert Aunt Bunny’s look of disapproval here.

Is it just me or does this look a lot like an updated version of Da Brat’s “Give It To You” video? VIEW MORE AT FREDDY O!

In all fairness, I’m not going to judge Aunt Viv for walking through the airport with a sticky juice box and neither should you since a number of things could have happened here.  Just blame it on the curds and whey, again. Curds and whey. In recent interviews she has let it be known that she wants to get knocked up soon so its great to see that the faucet still turn on and off. Gold star for you, girl.

Toot it and boot it, girl! Oh, and all uterus owners too.

As a congratulatory gift for making it all the way to Friday like the certified gangsta that you are here is a bite size picture of Sisqo for your personal enjoyment. Ay man, it’s the end of the year and my sexy reserves are down. I am sure you understand.

CHEW. THIS. ASS. AND. DON’T. YOU. GAG.

Hope you have some Germ-X and a face mask on hand because you are about to be exposed to all types of fucking influenza. The world premiere of Bejesus x Lady GaGa’s “Video Phone” video may have been delayed until a later date but that doesn’t mean we all have to go to bed tonight without experiencing some type of fever. Sweet Minty Jesus may not come when you want him but he’ll be there right on time.

Curtis continued to make unworthy butch queens around the globe jealous today at the New York City launch for his powerful punani perfume. Finally, a new scent to spray on my tanqueray areas after taking a hoe bath in the bathroom sink. I have had stock in Amber Romance and Love Spell since I was a sophomore in high school, so this is a welcome change.

But I digress.

Bitch could call home cattle with his eyes if he needed to. iLive! When I smize, you smize, we smize, together.

Al Reynolds left it all on the dance floor on Sunday. Here are a few quick clips of The Diamond Princess touching the subjects of fame, sexuality, and more on his “Life After” TV One special.

Dwight Eubanks allowed the Atlanta Journal Constitution Home Finder inside his palatial pad for an intimate tour. Barbie’s dream house ain’t got shit on the presidential pussy headquarters. I dare you to disagree.

Killing You Hoes In Couture

“I don’t have any ‘Dwrongs’ in my wardrobe! My girlfriend Britanica Stewart says I’m a slave to fashion and that’s true,” admits Eubanks. “If it’s beautiful [and] feels good I have to have it. My mother was the first of 14, she [took] care of her siblings, she pressed their blue jeans [and] shirts. When she had kids she [stressed] that she was not pressing no more blue jeans! We were not allowed to wear blue jeans. Even when I’m cutting the grass I’m pulled together, I’m a southern gentleman.”

Bed Rock

“The bedroom is my element. That bed was inspired by my grandmother,” says Eubanks. “We were so poor growing up she never threw away her mattresses. As one mattress got old she would just stack them. That was the most comfortable bed I’ve ever slept in. This bed is me still trying to get that comfort from sleeping in my grandmother’s bed. I just keep stacking them on, there are four mattresses and a box spring in that bed. It puts me closer [to] the Lord when I’m sleeping. He protects me . . . The Japanese are short people, they would need a ladder to climb up on this bed. You can do a lot of things on a bed high up like that,” muses Eubanks, “especially with the poles, you just have to use your imagination. It’s wonderful!”

Splash Waterfalls

“That pool has done lots of entertaining,” says Eubanks. “My rule is no swimwear in the pool, swimwear messes up the chlorine count. That’s the only rule of the house. I’m sure my neighbors hate me because I sunbathe in the nude all the time. I just think that’s how it should be.”

Thanks VMoney for the link!

As the title of this post suggests, our favorite bronzed goddess Al Reynolds’s relationship is still fall off the bone [shade sold separately] tender with his former meal ticket Star Jones. But the brothers going to work it out. Check out Al get sick and filthy about gay rumors and his failed marriage on TV One ’s “Life After” this Sunday at 10 PM sharp. Have your Kleenex and Tampax on deck.

[Video + lip smack fever via Straight From The A]

I don’t have it in me to dedicate any additional energy into Debra Lee’s House of Mirrors [copyright Kid Fury] so I’m on to the next one.

While Atlanta area rappers and socialites were busy snatching coins from their mother’s “offering change” pickle jar to have enough extra cash to make it around town on Saturday, there was a whirlwind of zest in Beverly Hills at the 19th Annual Divas Simply Singing! AIDS Benefit Concert  [sponsored by Pancake 31] out in Beverly Hills.

While NASA made headlines last week for licking shots at the moon but the occurrence of Dwight Eubanks and Norwood Young’s pussy being presented on the same platter is far more important.

Giving you something you can feel.

Pearl girl, she’s a pearl girl!

Every time a creole does an act of kindness a cast member of The Real Housewives of Atlanta adds fashion designer to their resume. Check Google! Sister 2 Sister reports that Dwight Eubanks will unveil his new men’s collection of unique lounge wear, undergarments and a collection of smoking jackets tonight at M2 Ultra Lounge in Atlanta. The seams will be pressed, the shrimp will be cool and crisp, and there will be plenty of ripe melons around to molest!

WHAT CELEBRITY DO YOU THINK WOULD DO DWIGHT’S DESIGNS JUSTICE?